Drummer Required for Wexford Band

kevinbreen

Rock-covers 3-piece has immediate vacancy for talented drummer.
We are the market leader in a couple of pubs in Wexford, in need of a strategically motivated level-headed percussionist.
The ideal candidate will be a self-starting team player, capable of thriving in a dynamic and challenging environment. You will hit the ground running, avoid plucking the low lying fruit, and possess a electrically integrated mindset. Your totally re-engineered synergies will utilize pro-active, logic-based simulations that will grow new business in expanding markets as far away as Gorey.

Hang on...

If all that is intelligible to you then you're probably not the one for us. If, on the other hand, you -

1. Can play the drums
2. Like great music such as Led Zepp, Floyd, Chili Peppers, and other stuff
3. Want to play this stuff with two seriously talented guitarists/bassists

- then please get in touch.

Please, stick-twirling prima-donna tossers need not apply. Big heads are not permitted.

Thanks.

Drummerboy08

Very catchy ad dude, best i've seen for a while in here! If I hadnt just signed up to a band in Dublin I'd be interested in this.

Curious to know the band name though...

Sky King

Brilliant ad. I was reading it going to myself... 'is this guy an idiot or something?'... then the twist. Hilarious!

I'd love to audition but am not local and have no spare time...otherwise I'd be all over it. Best of luck getting someone!

silkfield

Is there a dental plan with this job?

I would love to join but due to an accident I had as a child I cannot play any tempos below 274 bpm, so you may not be able to keep up. Also, I produce a lot of heat so not suitable for smaller venues.

kevinbreen

That's a shame Silkfield, I hope it clears up. The dental plan: yes, the plan is that the successful candidate will have his own teeth, or failing that, ready access to same. Me, I have three chords and a tooth.
Fangs for asking. You deserve a plaque.

Mr Titleist

kevinbreen wrote: »

That's a shame Silkfield, I hope it clears up. The dental plan: yes, the plan is that the successful candidate will have his own teeth, or failing that, ready access to same. Me, I have three chords and a tooth.
Fangs for asking. You deserve a plaque.

Kevin Breen...hmmmm do I know you??? whats the band eh??? whos on it?

kevinbreen

You might know me? I might know you if you told me your name. What's the matter, shy? Band's name is Led Zeppelin.

Drummerboy08

kevinbreen wrote: »

You might know me? I might know you if you told me your name. What's the matter, shy? Band's name is Led Zeppelin.

I think I've played golf with this fella Kev.

Mr Titleist

kevinbreen wrote: »

You might know me? I might know you if you told me your name. What's the matter, shy? Band's name is Led Zeppelin.

Just curious lol....are u near main st?? homeplace?

Mr Titleist

Drummerboy08 wrote: »

I think I've played golf with this fella Kev.

Doubt it ....Im fussy who I play with hahahaahaha:D

markthedrum1

pm sent

stokeymassive

How's it goin man! Sounds interesting to say the least. Are you having auditions and if you have a setlist, sure that would be cool.