Inmates on Death Row;last meals

Dude111 · 13-09-2010 3:18pm #1

http://web.archive.org/web/20031202214318/http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

Some "Refused last meal" while 1 had "Yogurt" listed......

Maybe those who refused thier last meal are the ones that feel guilty and sad about what they have done... Good theory?

Its sad in a way because the people that THEY MURDERED didnt have a choice for a last meal!

Kasabian · 13-09-2010 3:20pm

The one's that refused probably didn't want to crap themselves

Rented Mule · 13-09-2010 3:20pm

While, I'm sure that the victims had no choice in being murdered, I'm pretty sure they had a choice in the last meal that they ate.

starbelgrade · 13-09-2010 3:21pm

Prison Officer "What would you like for your last meal?"

Death Row Prisoner "I'd murder a Big Mac"

Four-Percent · 13-09-2010 3:21pm

Stanley Baker,Jr wrote:

Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb

Fair play to him!

SadieSue · 13-09-2010 3:22pm

One had a cup of tea and 6 biscuits.

KeithM89_old · 13-09-2010 3:23pm

Rumbaugh, Charles 09/11/1985: One flour tortilla and water

Well he went to town...

rainbowdrop · 13-09-2010 3:26pm

Christ, a lot of them seem to have very big appetites:eek:

For my last meal I'd choose to have two scotch eggs, washed down with a pot of tea and 2 silk cut blue's for dessert.

krudler · 13-09-2010 3:28pm

I'd have loads of Guinness and curry, cos when they pull the switch and I sh1t my pants they'll always remember my parting gift for them.

kfallon · 13-09-2010 3:28pm

I'd like a big juicy gee for me last meal!

Ghetto Cornetto · 13-09-2010 3:28pm

The modesty of some of their requests is almost heartbreaking (example being one cup of hot tea and six cookies).

... Then I read the associated charge sheet and am just glad that person is not around anymore. Very interesting read, sparked some mixed emotions.

Also, dear god some of these men wanted to give the wardens something to clean up after they were fried. :eek:

SadieSue · 13-09-2010 3:29pm

kfallon wrote: »

I'd like a big juicy gee for me last meal!

Medium rare with ketchup?

xzanti · 13-09-2010 3:30pm

Jesus I'm starving now :eek: some good eatin on there !!

Brendog · 13-09-2010 3:30pm

In texas, inmates are given raw meat. They are going to the electric chair anyway so it saves the chef having to cook it.

kfallon · 13-09-2010 3:31pm

SadieSue wrote: »

Medium rare with ketchup?

It'd be well done with mayo by the time I'm finished with it

mp3kid · 13-09-2010 3:33pm

Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace

I can just hear Colm Meaney: "You're Barred !!"

ejmaztec · 13-09-2010 3:35pm

7 Rolls of insulating tape and a Big Mac.

timelessone · 13-09-2010 3:36pm

A cake with a hacksaw in it.

Pauleta · 13-09-2010 3:39pm

Starter:
Chilli doritos , Monster munch and a dairy milk

Main Course:
Burger King 3.50 meal
Fried bacon, sausage and pudding
Pineapple, ham and mushroom pizza
Battered Sausage and chips

Desert:
Strawberry milkshake
Lemon cheesecake

6pk of coke to wash it all down

anniehoo · 13-09-2010 3:46pm

Four-Percent wrote: »

Fair play to him!

He shot a guy for $50 out of the till. Thats just sad tbh.

Banned Account · 13-09-2010 3:47pm

I would order a fiat 500 - that would take me roughly 45 years to eat - crims have no imagination.

anniehoo · 13-09-2010 3:49pm

No.157 ate a hamburger cos his mammy asked him to

HeadPig · 13-09-2010 3:50pm

Should be: "Inmates on Death Row: last meals"

I hate when the semi colon is used improperly.

humanji · 13-09-2010 3:53pm

In fairness, a lot of them are lucky to get the more extravegant stuff. Generally you get a choice of what's available in the kitchen and nothing else.

Royal Irish · 13-09-2010 3:54pm

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I would order a fiat 500 - that would take me roughly 45 years to eat - crims have no imagination.

I was thinking a bottomless coke.

Susannahmia · 13-09-2010 3:58pm

I don't think I'd be able to eat knowing I was about to die.

Catari Jaguar · 13-09-2010 3:58pm

Extravagent stuff?! It's not caviar and truffles ffs, it's mostly KFC, McDonalds and chocolate milk.

Why would you order McDonalds as a last meal anways?! Gross.

theparish · 13-09-2010 4:06pm

A keg of German pilsner with cooler,bottle of Jameson with bag of ice and various nibbles and dips.If the warder is in a good mood then 3 well packed spliffs.Might as well be hungover,high with heartburn to numb the 2000 volts through the head.

Poor Uncle Tom · 13-09-2010 4:11pm

cherub rock wrote: »

Why would you order McDonalds as a last meal anways?! Gross.

What's it gonna do, ruin your health?...:rolleyes:

Susannahmia · 13-09-2010 4:14pm

From wikipedia

Victor Feguer requested a single olive with the pit still in

The body was removed by a local funeral home. Victor Feguer's death certificate listed "fracture cervical spinal column" as the cause of death. Feguer was buried in an unmarked grave in Fort Madison, wearing a second new suit that was provided for his burial. In the suit pocket was the olive pit from his last meal of a single olive

Swampy · 13-09-2010 4:17pm

That makes me both hungry and a little sad.

phill106 · 13-09-2010 4:17pm

Dodo egg omlette, with a unicorn steak.

Phill Ewinn · 13-09-2010 4:19pm

Hash cake.

Irishchick · 13-09-2010 4:29pm

"A bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers"

Nice.

Gone Drinking · 13-09-2010 4:35pm

Holy siht, they executed Stephen Gerrard..

IM0 · 13-09-2010 4:39pm

should gone for a blowfish, the irony would funny if they bought it

PeterIanStaker · 13-09-2010 4:41pm

Fred West got beer instead of food - he said he could murder a few Tennents'

titan18 · 13-09-2010 4:45pm

Lots of fried chicken there.Only 1 guy with watermelon though

baalthor · 13-09-2010 4:57pm

There was the guy who ate the main course of his last meal and then said he'd 'save dessert for later'
Think he was 'intellectually challenged' and either Bush or Clinton signed his death warrant.

tony 2 tone · 13-09-2010 6:03pm

Brendog wrote: »

In texas, inmates are given raw meat. They are going to the electric chair anyway so it saves the chef having to cook it.

They don't use the electric chair in Texas any more. joke fail

Kidchameleon · 13-09-2010 7:07pm

Susannahmia wrote: »

I don't think I'd be able to eat knowing I was about to die.

Well your going to die someday

Anyone notice how many of them ordered Dr. Pepper? I hate that crap but ill never ever drink it now...

Lux23 · 13-09-2010 7:20pm

Thats one of the saddest things I have ever read.

DerekDGoldfish · 13-09-2010 8:04pm

Id have a ultra crip rasher sambo, medium rare fillet steak with fried onions, a bowl of lamb stew and some brownies and choclate sauce for desert

no point in being to fancy who are you going to impress apart from a bunch of internet geeks in 10 years time.

dan185 · 13-09-2010 8:11pm

timelessone wrote: »

A cake with a hacksaw in it.

a cake with a jumper in it

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Dude111 · 14-09-2010 3:46am

humanji wrote:

In fairness, a lot of them are lucky to get the more extravegant stuff. Generally you get a choice of what's available in the kitchen and nothing else.

No i dont think there is a limit actually (Actually i was wondering if there was a limit or not)

brendansmith · 14-09-2010 4:18am

Lessson: Labourers love to murder.

Edit: And eat chicken fried steak

Inmates on Death Row;last meals

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