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Time Machine For Sale

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    http://www.adverts.ie/showproduct.php?product=288484

    Time Machine in great nick - looking for quick sale. Pics available upon request.

    No time wasters.

    unfunny post is unfunny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Im requesting them - where are the pics???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    The first comment on the link is this:
    why would you bother your hole writing this crap? Its not even funny...

    ...but has not yet received an answer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    I already have one.

    I bought it next week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    "Ow! Ow! Ow! Kill the pow... It kills! My pack! Ow! Turn it off! Turn it off, Kip! "


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    where's the flux capacitor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    In before the thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    I wonder if it's the same one as this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,691 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    When in the future does weed become legal? No interest in the future if it doesn't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 575 ✭✭✭RockinRolla


    uncle-ricos-time-machine.jpg

    Here it is.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I've got a time machine, it moves forward every second....by one second.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Hmmmm - 1000 euro and it only transports matter?? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Don't forget the crystals!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    I'll give you two bob and six.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    That was your 100th post was it not? Bit of a fail to be honest :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    i'd go back in time and stop this thread from being made.


    there...done :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    bs, it doesnt have the most crucial part, the turbo encabulator


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    What is it with you and Time Machines?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    King Felix wrote: »
    I already have one.

    I bought it next week.

    OH!!! YOU EVEN THANKED MY POST!!

    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Pah! I already got my pair next week!

    Unless....... you went back in time and thought of the joke first?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    need pics of hoverboard for proof before I can make any offers

    sorry


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Fifty druggats


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    OH!!! YOU EVEN THANKED MY POST!!



    Eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    I offer four quatloos


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    OH!!! YOU EVEN THANKED MY POST!!
    King Felix wrote: »
    Eh?

    Ah. I see what you mean now.

    I stand on the shoulders of giants, Mr.Stuffins.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭FatRat


    HA !! I never thought I'd come across such a funny joke :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    FatRat wrote: »
    HA !! I never thought I'd come across such a funny joke :D

    If you have €1k you can go back and relive it again and again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭FatRat


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    If you have €1k you can go back and relive it again and again!

    hmmm... but if the time machines are real and if they work, wouldn't that defeat the whole hilarity of the joke?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    FatRat wrote: »
    hmmm... but if the time machines are real and if they work, wouldn't that defeat the whole hilarity of the joke?

    Perhaps it would make the joke even mmore awesome?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭FatRat


    At this stage I would forget about the joke and earn millions off my time machine ........... life sorted.


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