see I wrote a poem, it goes:

CorkMan

I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean I make medicine sick.

fonecrusher1

CorkMan wrote: »

I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean I make medicine sick.

Yes it was definitely you who wrote that Muhammad.

magick

Hmmm thats some nice copy and pasta right there

BluesBerry

CorkMan wrote: »

I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean I make medicine sick.

Wordsworth is sh*tting himself now I'd say :P

DOC09UNAM

This is something I wrote myself, just yesterday.

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade.

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed
In an octopus' garden near a cave

We would sing and dance around
because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade

We would shout and swim about
The coral that lies beneath the waves
(Lies beneath the ocean waves)
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy and they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)

We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden with you

fonecrusher1

To people who just copy & paste stuff & claim it as their own.

Do you realize theres such a thing as Google?

CreepingDeath

CorkMan wrote: »

I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean I make medicine sick.

A Cork man who can't write poetry as gaeilge... the shame.

MistyCheese

Iwrote the following last week:

dknflshergki jslodfhg nsdfhgs sdfuhseif akifh
sdfjhih iasehfsegtho slguhsdg ;as;pcfjkweiovb asnjvf
sergnjiseghb
vbhjgsduigb
sdfnjvbhisevfnwldebvukbhcflsrfgn

sdfjghsdrivbgifha
zsl;jfni oanv buerghfnv nxclov j nsoaldvnajba
xzdfjkv bnaoasm phjfivbg zsjdf nvbio
zvnjas biodf hv msd op
zxvfjb hasd iovnjl
jvf uns eio j
zdpvk nav bhn aso i dfhbgs nioadfpvjb.

DOC09UNAM

That is sooooooo emotional.

fonecrusher1

Just wrote this. Honest.

To Bombay
A travelling circus came
They brought an intelegent elephant
and Nellie was her name

One dark night
she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran
to Hindustan and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked
so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to performe
They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked
to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away
they meet one night in silver light
on the road to Mandaley

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

CreepingDeath

MistyCheese wrote: »

Iwrote the following last week:

dknflshergki jslodfhg nsdfhgs sdfuhseif akifh
sdfjhih iasehfsegtho slguhsdg ;as;pcfjkweiovb asnjvf
sergnjiseghb
vbhjgsduigb
sdfnjvbhisevfnwldebvukbhcflsrfgn

sdfjghsdrivbgifha
zsl;jfni oanv buerghfnv nxclov j nsoaldvnajba
xzdfjkv bnaoasm phjfivbg zsjdf nvbio
zvnjas biodf hv msd op
zxvfjb hasd iovnjl
jvf uns eio j
zdpvk nav bhn aso i dfhbgs nioadfpvjb.

It's a Polish poem about how to cook Swans isn't it ?

clived2

See I googled a poem, it goes:

Fixed your thread title:D

MistyCheese

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

That is sooooooo emotional.

Thank you. It was very emotional to write aswell.

CreepingDeath wrote: »

It's a Polish poem about how to cook Swans isn't it ?

I hate swans. Swans are vicous bastrds that will eventually be the death of us all. But, um, no. It's not. Not at all.

FlutterinBantam

Romantic poem from FB


Sorry if it's a bit soppy:mad:


I blew me bird with gusto
She shot her wadd with glee
She groaned with swampy pleasure
And swore her love for me

******************************
then I looked at her and speaketh
here's a cock that needs release
A nob between those pouting lips
And I will be in peace.
************************

it nestled twixt those fleshy mounds
and blew it's sticky load
God bless you Maam, you purged the sack
I think I'll hit the road.

My name is URL

Plagerize poetry
nobody will notice it
no wait it's a fail

CorkMan

I ain't got no quarells with them british bastards, they never done nuthin' to me.

fonecrusher1

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Romantic poem from FB


Sorry if it's a bit soppy:mad:


I blew me bird with gusto
She shot her wadd with glee
She groaned with swampy pleasure
And swore her love for me

******************************
then I looked at her and speaketh
here's a cock that needs release
A nob between those pouting lips
And I will be in peace.
************************

it nestled twixt those fleshy mounds
and blew it's sticky load
God bless you Maam, you purged the sack
I think I'll hit the road.

Beautiful. Elegant even.

dougal-maguire

heres one i wrote about women.i often do recitals,this one always get ya laid

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,

I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked,
Knock knock, who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,
No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,
Women are only good for three things,
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,

Aww yeah, that's right,
Shake your...bums,
I'm out of here,
I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

MistyCheese

I had a cat named Snowball
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
I had a hamster named Snuffy
He died...

roses are red,
violets are blue,
all of my base
are belong to you

The_Joker.

Snow is on the way
Hell is warm today
Igloos are made of ice
Thyme is a spice

The El nino is a scary storm
Halleys comet was out of the norm
Rising sea levels are a treat today
Extra terrestrials are on their way
Aliens wear clothes made from silk
Drink is the devils buttermilk.

sponsoredwalk

Autumn breeze frigidly touches ailing dreadful lives
Harshly darkness quietly surrounds the broken souls
Mellow serenades that once played between hearts
Pathetically have transformed into bitter sad songs

Somewhere beyond the flossy clouds
Cupid has lost his romancing arrows
Plays sad sonorous tunes on his bow
Dedicated to all weepy lonely hearts

Howling chilly wind blows through the mist
Sounds of sorrow spread allover the place
Fuzzy humid air submerges the inner lust
Lives decay slowly as the autumn leaves fall...

GTE

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

To people who just copy & paste stuff & claim it as their own.

Do you realize theres such a thing as Google?

I respect the commitment to that post by colouring those letters.

jester77

Sitting at home
**** alone
along came the rush
his face became flush
his mom had walked in
she yelled what a sin
that's an internet ban
poor wee corkman

DOC09UNAM

As do i, There's dedication, and there's dedicated dedication.

well done on the coloured letters fonrcrusher.

CorkMan

WHERES MY NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?? I deserve the category of Literature. (category of Linguistic Genius will also be accepted)

sponsoredwalk

CorkMan wrote: »

WHERES MY NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?? I deserve the category of Literature. (category of Linguistic Genius will also be accepted)

Go easy on her...

Superbus

CorkMan wrote: »

WHERES MY NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?? I deserve the category of Literature. (category of Linguistic Genius will also be accepted)

You do not deserve
Such a prize then again I
Only write haikus

WindSock

bluewolf wrote: »

roses are red,
violets are blue,
all of my base
are belong to you

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm all outta base,
Hand me the glue

Silverfish

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme
Neither does this one.

CorkMan

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cudweed is brown,
so is my **** too.

fonecrusher1

bbk wrote: »

I respect the commitment to that post by colouring those letters.

Thanks. Pretty ain't it!:)

YouTalkinToMe

There Once was a Man called Reg

Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge

Along came his wife

With a big Carving Knife

And cut off his meat and two veg

NoHornJan

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

This is something I wrote myself, just yesterday.

You're very clingy...

Havermeyer

CorkMan wrote: »

I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean I make medicine sick.

There once was a young chap named Corkman
Who thought he could write like a bard, man
But albeit disguised
We all realised
His entire catalogue was destined for the can.

NoHornJan

YouTalkinToMe wrote: »

There Once was a Man called Reg


Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge


Along came his wife


With a big Carving Knife


And cut off his meat and two veg

Twice!
How much does Reg want in the hedge?

af_thefragile

You can't beat the kittehs!