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A dog is dead

mathie · 2010-09-10 15:38:15

Front page news on the Herald. Roy Keanes dog is dead. Slow news day or does an ex-footballers dog dying warrant the headlines?

10-09-2010 3:38pm

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Front page news on the Herald.

Roy Keanes dog is dead.

Slow news day or does an ex-footballers dog dying warrant the headlines?

Should this be headline news? 61 votes

Yes. It's a ruff time for poor Roy.

0% 0 votes

No. The herlad is barking mad.

26% 16 votes

Some other unfunny dog-related pun.

73% 45 votes

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#2 10-09-2010 3:39pm

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All credit to Triggs like, at the end of the day.

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#3 10-09-2010 3:40pm

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Poor auld Triggs.

Roy's only friend, not surprisingly, I'd say even triggs was sick of listening to him, poor dog.

Glazers Out!

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#4 10-09-2010 3:40pm

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mathie wrote: »

Front page news on the Herald.

Roy Keanes dog is dead.

Slow news day or does an ex-footballers dog dying warrant the headlines?[/QUOTE]

It already has but was moved.

And Triggs was more than a dog, he was the man :cool:

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#5 10-09-2010 3:40pm

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mathie wrote: »

Front page news on the Herald.

Roy Keanes dog is dead.

Slow news day or does an ex-footballers dog dying warrant the headlines?

...would you want some poor eejit who meets him on the road to ask him where the dog is....?

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#6 10-09-2010 3:40pm

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#7 10-09-2010 3:42pm

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Who is Roy Keanes?

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#8 10-09-2010 3:43pm

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..ibtl...

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#9 10-09-2010 3:45pm

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Pherekydes wrote: »

Who is Roy Keanes?

One of these (') you want is it?

You've corected someones grammar on the internet.
Where will I send the medal to?

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#10 10-09-2010 3:45pm

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easyeason3 wrote: »

mathie wrote: »

Front page news on the Herald.

Roy Keanes dog is dead.

Slow news day or does an ex-footballers dog dying warrant the headlines?[/QUOTE]

It already has but was moved.

And Triggs was more than a dog, he was the man :cool:

Well, it was the only lead story they could find.

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#11 10-09-2010 3:46pm

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In happier times... http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/roy-keane-triggs-480x364.jpg

Glazers Out!

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#12 10-09-2010 3:46pm

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R_H_C_P wrote: »

..ibtl...

In before the labrador?

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#13 10-09-2010 3:46pm

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#14 10-09-2010 3:47pm

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ejmaztec wrote: »

easyeason3 wrote: »

Well, it was the only lead story they could find.

Ah don't take the piss.

I enjoyed seeing Roy out walking Triggs. It may Roy seem human.

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#15 10-09-2010 3:48pm

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In other news, Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog is Dead.

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#16 10-09-2010 3:48pm

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penguin88 wrote: »

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"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. "

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#17 10-09-2010 3:49pm

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mathie wrote: »

"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. "

Now I'm not a fan of soccer at all but would it have something to do with Saipan?

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#18 10-09-2010 3:52pm

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Keane is said to be "inconsolable" I hope the reporters dont hound him

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#19 10-09-2010 3:53pm

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I think it's front page news on the Sun as well....they obviously wanted to move away from the other big dog story this week.....Wayne Rooney

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#20 10-09-2010 3:53pm

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mathie wrote: »

"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. "

Worked for me. Try search After Hours for "trigg"...

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#21 10-09-2010 3:55pm

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penguin88 wrote: »

Worked for me. Try search After Hours for "trigg"...

Just tried a search for Keane before I posted.

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#22 10-09-2010 3:56pm

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he was a shite dog and shite at walkies, he can stick it up his dog bollix

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#23 10-09-2010 3:58pm

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easyeason3 wrote: »

Ah don't take the piss.

I enjoyed seeing Roy out walking Triggs. It may Roy seem human.

As Roy hasn't got a dog now, he'll just be "the bollocks".:pac:

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#24 10-09-2010 4:11pm

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to be fair that dog was a constant during one of the biggest saga's in this country this century. Losing a dog is bad **** so i feel for roy right now to be honest.

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#25 10-09-2010 4:38pm

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Some other unfunny dog-related pun.

A ruff day for roy.

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#26 10-09-2010 4:41pm

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The Herlad?

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#27 10-09-2010 4:44pm

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At least he was treated well anyway

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2291316971

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#28 10-09-2010 4:44pm

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#29 10-09-2010 4:48pm

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What. The. Fuck?

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#30 10-09-2010 4:52pm

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Theresa Doyle died?

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#31 10-09-2010 4:59pm

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A dog isn't dead, it's just very sick.

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#32 10-09-2010 5:08pm

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Dog lovers involved in any kind of sporting activity are usually so overcome, that they don't winalot for a long time afterwards.:(

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#33 10-09-2010 5:10pm

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Apparently when he was on his long walks he used to cock a leg against lamp-posts for a pee before coming home and dry-humping the furniture.

Eventually Roys wife pointed out to him that that was no way for a high-profile footballer to behave in public.

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#34 10-09-2010 9:04pm

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Anyway, I wonder how long it will be, before he gets his hands on another growler?

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#35 10-09-2010 9:09pm

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Whatever you think about Roy Keane.

It's just wrong to laugh at the death of a fúcking dog.

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#36 10-09-2010 9:15pm

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DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Whatever you think about Roy Keane.

It's just wrong to laugh at the death of a fúcking dog.

unless it was in a clown suit

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#37 10-09-2010 9:16pm

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Long live a dog!!

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#38 10-09-2010 9:19pm

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with roys pedigree it was always going to make the front page.

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#39 10-09-2010 9:20pm

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There is to be a book of condolences opened in Cork - outside the Fob & Gill in Mayfield, where Roy enjoyed a pint whenever he came home... with his dog with him... well a dog anyway...

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#40 10-09-2010 9:21pm

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Dudess wrote: »

There is to be a book of condolences opened in Cork - outside the Fob & Gill in Mayfield, where Roy enjoyed a pint whenever he came home... with his dog with him... well a dog anyway...

make sure there are no koreans there, they would definitely 'toast ' the mutt

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#41 10-09-2010 9:26pm

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DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Whatever you think about Roy Keane.

It's just wrong to laugh at the death of a fúcking dog.

I can't find the dog pun...

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#42 10-09-2010 9:28pm

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Keane is said to be "inconsolable" I hope the reporters dont hound him

Dudess wrote: »

I can't find the dog pun...

Anyway poor doggy

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#43 10-09-2010 9:31pm

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Dudess wrote: »

I can't find the dog pun...

He's simply pointing out these posters are trying to setter bad example

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#44 10-09-2010 9:41pm

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Waste not want not

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A dog is dead

Should this be headline news? 61 votes

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