Perverts love Muff

Winty · 09-09-2010 9:22am #1

Newsflash from the Donegal Democrat.

Fears are growing that sex offenders forced out of Derry are setting up home in Donegal border villages such as Muff.

This is a very serious problem, Sex offenders are hiding in Muff!

http://www.donegaldemocrat.ie/donegalnews/Mothers-fear-NI-sex-offenders.6517333.jp

Sanjuro · 09-09-2010 9:25am

Arrest 'em and send 'em to Hackballscross.

sbsquarepants · 09-09-2010 9:25am

Well, you should always hide in the last place they'd think to look for you, so they say! "They" in this case being muff loving sex offenders obviously!:D

lazlo · 09-09-2010 9:26am

I'm from Muff, and this is worrying

King Felix · 09-09-2010 9:27am

Sanjuro wrote: »

Arrest 'em and send 'em to Hackballscross.

Or Termonfeckin.

Noopti · 09-09-2010 9:29am

Isn't there a diving club.......in muff.....? You know, where they dive.....in muff. In other words....a muff.....diving.....club.

*leaves*

BluesBerry · 09-09-2010 9:32am

lazlo wrote: »

I'm from Muff, and this is worrying

we are all from muff

Laserhead · 09-09-2010 9:33am

Puntastic!

It also reminds me of this article.

It all seemed like such a great idea on paper: The good legislators of Dubuque, Iowa, in an attempt to keep pedophiles and other degenerates as far away from their children as possible made it illegal for a registered sex offender to live within 2,000 feet of a school. Seems like a no-brainer, right? But then someone remembered that kids also congregated at other places besides schools. There were libraries, daycare centers, swimming pools and parks to think about too. In the end, sex offenders were forbidden to live within a half-mile of any place where adolescents might gather.

How did it backfire?

Somebody took a map of Dubuque and drew 4,000-foot diameter circles around every "predator free" landmark in town. They quickly realized that with dozens of overlapping circles covering the entire city, there was literally no place that a sex offender could legally live. Like some alternate-universe version of the Book of Exodus, the county's molesters had no choice but to pack their ****, sing "Let My People Go" and head for the Promised Land. The Promised Land, in this case, being the town of Galena, right across the Mississippi River in Illinois, where no such restrictions were in place.

Ghost Train · 09-09-2010 9:35am

Muff is a dive!

Sykk · 09-09-2010 9:35am

Ah no.. I love heading to muff every now and again, guess I can't now

KyussBishop · 09-09-2010 9:37am

No joke: www.muffdivingclub.ie (they sell t-shirts too!)

_feedback_ · 09-09-2010 9:38am

I like Muff, it's a great part of the world. It's a bit far to drive just for the weekends though. The donegal airline has good return rates - Cunny Lingus they're called.

Laserhead · 09-09-2010 9:40am

KyussBishop wrote: »

No joke: www.muffdivingclub.ie (they sell t-shirts too!)

I love how they've had to add a comma to their page to redirect all those internet searches! :P

orourkeda · 09-09-2010 9:47am

KyussBishop wrote: »

No joke: www.muffdivingclub.ie (they sell t-shirts too!)

You have to commend them for thinking outside the box.

Tazz T · 09-09-2010 10:00am

I was in Muff last month.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_RuWyGYuf3Yc/TIivTYaEbCI/AAAAAAAAAFs/WklPxR9kg_E/s800/DSC00982.JPG

Needless to say, I had a great time.