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golf it's easy

  • 06-09-2010 6:38pm
    #1
    jobee
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    Golf It’s Easy.


    I cleaned and washed my ball last night,
    I hope and pray for accurate flight,
    My bag is spotless my clubs are clean,
    Today I’m going to realise a dream.

    At the crack of dawn I raise my head,
    Checking to see the missus aint fled,
    Sparrows atwitter and taking the Mick,
    Today that golf course I’m gonna lick.

    On the first tee I step up with pride,
    I know it all, there's no need to hide,
    I’ve got it this time that’s for sure,
    Right arm close get some draw.

    A quick look round to see there all here,
    Today's the day I'll make that clear,
    Just swing away let it flow,
    Zing ball zing like arrow from bow.

    When I look down the balls still there,
    My club head met with nothing but air,
    The boys stay strait faced, eyes aglow,
    Well, well, well , the Lords Mayors show.

    This clubs bent I swear for sure!
    I aint buying Ping no more!
    You carry on lads its going to rain,
    My old back aches started again.

    jobee © 2003


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