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smokedeels

I know I'm supposed to "Tighten my Belt"

http://laughingsquid.com/tentacle-arm-turns-human-arms-into-tentacles/

But I would rather Tentacle my Arm.

What do you reckon, is it a good purchase, can anyone supply a novel use to justify the price tag?

chin_grin

Halloween sorted!

Banned Account

Elcellent for whipping a line of naked nubile Japanese virgins just to hear the pop pop pop as they free themselves giggling at your domineering manliness.

Noopti

Add another one and find a kinky Japanese woman..... :pac:

smokedeels

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Elcellent for whipping a line of naked nubile Japanese virgins just to hear the pop pop pop as they free themselves giggling at your domineering manliness.

I think I would need to supplement this with an authoritative-sounding German accent, a Mediaeval get-up and an additional tentacle attached to my appendage.

mikom

smokedeels wrote: »

What do you reckon, is it a good purchase, can anyone supply a novel use to justify the price tag?

Go on, splash out, it's only a few squid.

chin_grin

TENTACLE GRAPE!

But seriously. Urotsukidōji.

Banned Account

smokedeels wrote: »

I think I would need to supplement this with an authoritative-sounding German accent, a Mediaeval get-up and an additional tentacle attached to my appendage.

You have just moved from kinky to perverted. Not cool dude.








(send me pics)

smokedeels

mikom wrote: »

Go on, splash out, it's only a few squid.

True, I'd be an octo-pussy not to.

FearDark

Hmm, this storys got legs.