Your loved one has been bitten !!

ShadowGal

how long will it take you to do the inevitable ?? thats if you dont decide to keep them safely in the shed for as long as you can whilst feeding them stray humans

could you do it ?? what horrible method would you resort to using for this loved one ?

Wolfe Tone

Burn the shed down I am afraid

ShadowGal

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Burn the shed down I am afraid

really ? but thats just horrid would they have already turned?

Wolfe Tone

ShadowGal wrote: »

really ? but thats just horrid would they have already turned?

Can't take any chances. What if people found out I was harboring one? No room for sentiment when the zombies come. Too dangerous, they could escape!

Once they turn your loved one is already dead!

ShadowGal

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Can't take any chances. What if people found out I was harboring one? No room for sentiment when the zombies come. Too dangerous, they could escape!

Once they turn your loved one is already dead!

wow, thats some cold **** dude (just kidding, always wanted to say that)

yes, it would be tough but...gotta be done. i just dont know how i would do it

GarethWA

"hey is that a bite?"
"ye..." BLAM!!!

SadieSue

I asked my husband this the other day and he said he would probably put me out of my misery quickly rather than wait for me to turn I said I would do the same. We're so romantic. :pac:

Micky Dolenz

Major head trauma with a blunt instrument is the only way to go. Something like a hammer would do nicely.

ShadowGal

GarethWA wrote: »

"hey is that a bite?"
"ye..." BLAM!!!

well this got an LOL

ShadowGal

SadieSue wrote: »

I asked my husband this the other day and he said he would probably put me out of my misery quickly rather than wait for me to turn I said I would do the same. We're so romantic. :pac:

my bloody valentine :pac:

ShadowGal

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Major head trauma with a blunt instrument is the only way to go. Something like a hammer would do nicely.

but you'd have to look into their eyes Micky

their vacant, crazy, bloodthirsty eyes *feck that, kill um all* :cool:

Evolute

Depending on how long she had been bitten for Id probably get the ride then cover her in explosives and tell her to go into the biggest crowd of zombies she could find then she blows up:P

ShadowGal

Evolute wrote: »

Depending on how long she had been bitten for Id probably get the ride then cover her in explosives and tell her to go into the biggest crowd of zombies she could find then she blows up:P

heh heh. you've got style ill give you that


now what if she didnt do that ? swift shot for her ?

Micky Dolenz

The virus would be transmitted through bodily fluids so getting "the ride" may infect you too.

ShadowGal

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

The virus would be transmitted through bodily fluids so getting "the ride" may infect you too.

up there for thinkin, down there for (running from zombies)

GarethWA

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

The virus would be transmitted through bodily fluids so getting "the ride" may infect you too.

Depends on how much faith you have in Durex!:D

ShadowGal

GarethWA wrote: »

Depends on how much faith you have in Durex!:D

none !


*whacks seven screaming kids away from her feet*


just kidding

Ginja Ninja

Ask them,I know some of my nearest and dearest would go down fighting,berserker style others would whine and moan,prefering to fade away.Some would definitely try and dick me over in which case it's off with his head

ShadowGal

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

Ask them,I know some of my nearest and dearest would go down fighting,berserker style others would whine and moan,prefering to fade away.Some would definitely try and dick me over in which case it's off with his head

if they begged though, would you wait until the very end when they turn ? or would you let them free somewhere ?

Zombienosh

Romeo and Juliette.... Zombie style, If we're goin down, we're goin down together.. we'll shamble across the land eating brains forever.

ShadowGal

Zombienosh wrote: »

Romeo and Juliette.... Zombie style, If we're goin down, we're goin down together.. we'll shamble across the land eating brains forever.

you know we'd have to kill you in the end dont you ..

Zombienosh

ShadowGal wrote: »

you know we'd have to kill you in the end dont you ..

Til our 2nd death do us part

ShadowGal

Zombienosh wrote: »

Til our 2nd death do us part

noice. i promise it will be a clean shot

WhodahWoodah

I'd have to go with the tried and tested classic of shotgun blast to the head followed by burning in the fire pit to make absolutely sure!

If there are no shotguns around it's douse in petrol, throw the match and then leg it from the angry flaming zombie!!

ShadowGal

WhodahWoodah wrote: »

I'd have to go with the tried and tested classic of shotgun blast to the head followed by burning in the fire pit to make absolutely sure!

If there are no shotguns around it's douse in petrol, throw the match and then leg it from the angry flaming zombie!!

even to your mammy or daddy ?

WhodahWoodah

If they were infected I'd do my mammy AND my daddy!!

ShadowGal

WhodahWoodah wrote: »

If they were infected I'd do my mammy AND my daddy!!

takes dedication

Evolute

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

The virus would be transmitted through bodily fluids so getting "the ride" may infect you too.

Twenty durex and a salt and vinegar tayto packet should protect my package:D It may be drastic but ya never know when your gonna get it next haha

Sofiztikated

ShadowGal wrote: »

Your loved one has been bitten !!

She has?!?

Where's me shovel.

Mrs, come here, I've a... present... for you.

Already told her that if she got bitten, she'll get a nice clean head wound, no pain. And if that I go down, I want the same. I know she won't though, I'll be let do it myself, or shuffle about until I take her and everyone else around down as well.

ShadowGal

Sofiztikated wrote: »

She has?!?

Where's me shovel.

Mrs, come here, I've a... present... for you.

Already told her that if she got bitten, she'll get a nice clean head wound, no pain. And if that I go down, I want the same. I know she won't though, I'll be let do it myself, or shuffle about until I take her and everyone else around down as well.

you mean you'll do her then yourself ? hmm. id be scampering through the woods on my own at that stage

Sofiztikated

ShadowGal wrote: »

you mean you'll do her then yourself ? hmm. id be scampering through the woods on my own at that stage

No, no, I mean, if I get bitten, I want her to drive a shovel through my skull. I'd prefer it to be her. Ah, romance.

Then again, would it be so bad to be a zombie? Surely, with no cognative thought, it would just be like death anyway. Cept for the fact that you can still jive about.

degrassinoel

had this discussion with my dad a few years back when there was an ebola outbreak in africa somewere, we both agreed on a quick painless (relatively) death should the worst happen. I guess it'd be same for zombification, but i'd have a hard time doing it... yet another reason to lonewolf it

ShadowGal

Sofiztikated wrote: »

No, no, I mean, if I get bitten, I want her to drive a shovel through my skull. I'd prefer it to be her. Ah, romance.

Then again, would it be so bad to be a zombie? Surely, with no cognative thought, it would just be like death anyway. Cept for the fact that you can still jive about.

god no id hate to be a zombie. id like to be the person living in the wood in a well protected encampment perfecting my killing technique

Ginja Ninja

ShadowGal wrote: »

if they begged though, would you wait until the very end when they turn ? or would you let them free somewhere ?

nope,if they begged they'd get it [I'm a pretty heartless b*stard to be honest]

I'd go by the rule;it's their life,it's their choice,once that starts effecting my survival it's go time

ShadowGal

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

nope,if they begged they'd get it [I'm a pretty heartless b*stard to be honest]

I'd go by the rule;it's their life,it's their choice,once that starts effecting my survival it's go time

well you have the right attitude, im not so sure i would be the same. couple of people i know and i would have no problem swinging the hatchet

Micky Dolenz

I couldn't promise a painless death, quick but probably painful.

SadieSue

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I couldn't promise a painless death, quick but probably painful.

Haha me too I am awful squeamish. I would whack them in the noggin and then say sorry!

ShadowGal

im not that squeamish, the only issue i would have was that it was a member of my family

Micky Dolenz

ShadowGal wrote: »

im not that squeamish, the only issue i would have was that it was a member of my family

If you love them, set them free.

ShadowGal

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

If you love them, set them free.

or a quick kiss of a hammer :P feel the love !!

Mahatma coat

Just Wonderin Like

How many of you Would actually relish the possibility to embed an Axe into the Skull of a Particularly irksome Family member, I know that if I even get a Whiff of Martial law Being declared Brother number 2 Is gonna be Swiftly Decapitated as a 'Precaution' :D:D

ShadowGal

Mahatma coat wrote: »

Just Wonderin Like

How many of you Would actually relish the possibility to embed an Axe into the Skull of a Particularly irksome Family member, I know that if I even get a Whiff of Martial law Being declared Brother number 2 Is gonna be Swiftly Decapitated as a 'Precaution' :D:D

lol, ive got some concerns with sister no 2 i could quite possibly take her out,

maybe we could hook them up in a shed or something, just like shaun of the dead

Ginja Ninja

Mahatma coat wrote: »

Just Wonderin Like

How many of you Would actually relish the possibility to embed an Axe into the Skull of a Particularly irksome Family member, I know that if I even get a Whiff of Martial law Being declared Brother number 2 Is gonna be Swiftly Decapitated as a 'Precaution' :D:D

>.>
<.<
"Hey, old man lemme talk to you for a minute"

Mahatma coat

ShadowGal wrote: »

lol, ive got some concerns with sister no 2 i could quite possibly take her out,

maybe we could hook them up in a shed or something, just like shaun of the dead

Hmm, now heres an interestin tangent

Should the Z's actually WIN and become the Dominant lifeform on the planet Could the Breed????????

ShadowGal

Mahatma coat wrote: »

Hmm, now heres an interestin tangent

Should the Z's actually WIN and become the Dominant lifeform on the planet Could the Breed????????

no, i wouldnt like that, but if i could have one or 2 as pets maybe :pac: