How come............................................

ascanbe

How come, looking at the active users list, there seems to be a bunch of people here yet hardly anyone, as far as i can see, is starting any new threads nor responding to ones already existing.
I've noticed this before on certain nights and have been similiarly bemused; i sense a conspiracy in the works...

Midnight_EG

Because you touch yourself at night.



We're watching.




No, honestly, we are.

starbelgrade

They are all dead, but still logged in.

KeithM89_old

We're all posting in the super secret mystery forum that you cant see

You do realise there are something like 700 forums on boards right? Not everybody goes into After Hours.

KungPao

Logged in, but most likely fapping away, or in the kitchen making sausages.

Sticky_Fingers

*A dark form steps out from the shadows

No need to bother your pretty pretty head about it, we're just keeping an eye on you to make sure your ok....

*Steps back into the inky blackness of the interwebz

UnknownSpecies

Don't you know of us lurkers? :eek:

SuperInfinity

You're recorded as being logged in for about 15 minutes in most forums after your last activity.

So for example when a person makes a topic or responds to one or two topics, then comes back every ten minutes to refresh the page, they're recorded as being on for all that time.

starbelgrade

Deleted User wrote: »

You do realise there are something like 700 forums on boards right?

Yeah, right.

Sharpshooter

ascanbe wrote: »

How come, looking at the active users list, there seems to be a bunch of people here yet hardly anyone, as far as i can see, is starting any new threads nor responding to ones already existing.
I've noticed this before on certain nights and have been similiarly bemused; i sense a conspiracy in the works...

It just means they are online and reading the Forum.

Sorry to burst your bubble OP.