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Glenster

When I wake up the hairs on my arms are all matted. But then I smooth them down. First left, then right. Now I'm ready to conquer the day.

Does anyone else think this makes me like Jack Bauer?

Scarydoll

That depends. Which way are you facing when you smooth them down? This is important.

sNarah

When I wake up,
Now I know I'm going to be
I'm going to be a million miles away from you

And when I go home,
You get so matted that's it hawt
Jack Bauer is nothing
compared to you

And I will walk 500 miles

And IIIIII will walk 500 more

Just to be the woman who can pet you matted hairy arms

Glenster

Normally I face the window, I raise my head for a second after I'm done before I furrow my brow and look to the left as though I've just realised something important.

Then I spend the rest of the day searching for Habib Marwan.

Cicero

Glenster

I was going to say something about him not being as awersome as JB.



Then I saw the boots.........

Cicero

Deki

So there is enough hair on your arms that it requires smoothing and parting?
maybe you could decorate it- weave in some beads? dye some patches. Hey I know you could use some white glue and have Mohawk arms - spray them purple or maybe red with purple tips. You would start a new trend and those who could not grow such luxurious hair on their arms would go to body salons to have weaves. Soon no one would remember Jack Bauer.

Cicero

Jack who?