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How to break into my mothers' Nissan Almera?

  • 01-09-2010 6:07pm
    #1
    toetatoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭


    Hi guys,

    My mummy has a 2001 Nissan Almera 1.8 Hatch. It appears that the battery is flat. The central locking is active and the key won't open the lock on the driver door - the only key cylinder on the car. We changed the battery in the key but it doesn't appear to be the problem. Any ideas on how to gain access to change the battery?

    Thanks


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  • #2
    ANXIOUS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭ANXIOUS


    toetatoe wrote: »
    Hi guys,

    My mummy has a 2001 Nissan Almera 1.8 Hatch. It appears that the battery is flat. The central locking is active and the key won't open the lock on the driver door - the only key cylinder on the car. We changed the battery in the key but it doesn't appear to be the problem. Any ideas on how to gain access to change the battery?

    Thanks

    Are you sure its the right car?


  • #3
    toetatoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭toetatoe


    Yes, had it myself for a while


  • #4
    F1ngers
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,687 Mod ✭✭✭✭F1ngers


    toetatoe wrote: »
    Hi guys,

    My mummy has a 2001 Nissan Almera 1.8 Hatch. It appears that the battery is flat. The central locking is active and the key won't open the lock on the driver door - the only key cylinder on the car. We changed the battery in the key but it doesn't appear to be the problem. Any ideas on how to gain access to change the battery?

    Thanks

    One of these should do it,

    brick.jpg


  • #5
    toetatoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭toetatoe


    That's most helpful


  • #6
    Jenroche
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭Jenroche


    toetatoe wrote: »
    Hi guys,

    My mummy has a 2001 Nissan Almera 1.8 Hatch. It appears that the battery is flat. The central locking is active and the key won't open the lock on the driver door - the only key cylinder on the car. We changed the battery in the key but it doesn't appear to be the problem. Any ideas on how to gain access to change the battery?

    Thanks

    "My Mummy"? Pardon me but are you sure you're not 15 and looking to 'borrow' your mother's car for a little 'jaunt' with your friends? :rolleyes:

    Jen ;->


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  • #7
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,632 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    If the key doesn't open the door, its the wrong key/car


  • #8
    ANXIOUS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭ANXIOUS


    toetatoe wrote: »
    Yes, had it myself for a while

    Can you open the boot with the key?


  • #9
    toetatoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭toetatoe


    I don't really call her my mummy. Just kidding really. Anyone have a clue how to get past NATS?


  • #10
    toetatoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭toetatoe


    No key cylinder on the boot.


  • #11
    BeardyGit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,946 ✭✭✭BeardyGit


    And so it begins.... :rolleyes:

    Toetatoe, you have a PM


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  • #12
    ANXIOUS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭ANXIOUS


    toetatoe wrote: »
    I don't really call her my mummy. Just kidding really. Anyone have a clue how to get past NATS?

    Whats that some type of std?


  • #13
    Gitb1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭Gitb1


    ANXIOUS wrote: »
    Whats that some type of std?

    Head lice as far as i was aware


  • #14
    CR 7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭CR 7


    http://www.articlesbase.com/automotive-articles/how-to-steal-a-car-in-seconds-74823.html


  • #15
    ianobrien
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,755 ✭✭✭ianobrien


    I thought that the only door to have a key slot was the passenger door...

    OP, get the golden pages and look for either locksmiths or windscreen replacement companies.

    F1ngers, is that a peace symbol in the brick? I like that....


  • #16
    CR 7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭CR 7


    ianobrien wrote: »

    F1ngers, is that a peace symbol in the brick? I like that....

    No, it's only for breaking into Mercedes cars.


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