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Glasgow Gangland Thugs Punishment Methods

  • 31-08-2010 12:52pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 708 ✭✭✭zimovain


    OUCH

    Gang chop off rival's manhood with chisel days after twin has holes drilled in his head
    Aug 31 2010 By Janice Burns
    GANGLAND thugs armed with chisels chopped off a young man's penis in a gruesome attack beside a main road.
    The attack on Bryan Hanlon, 26, came a week after his twin brother James had holes bored in his head with a power drill in another targeted underworld assault. Police are horrified by the brazen nature of both attacks and the savage violence used.
    The Hanlon twins were both close pals of murdered gangland enforcer Kevin "Gerbil" Carroll.
    As well as the grisly injuries to his private parts, Bryan, 26, was left with multiple fractures and severe he ad injuries. He is critically ill in hospital.
    It's understood he also suffered injuries to his back passage, inflicted by a chisel.
    Bryan was driving on Maryhill Road in Glasgow at 11.30pm on Sunday when he was run off the road by a silver BMW 5 Series and a dark-coloured 4x4.
    His Audi S4 estate hit a wall and he was hauled out.
    Up to seven thugs, armed with chisels and hammers, took part in the attack .

    Police are treating it as at tempted murder. Chief Inspector Graham Clarke said: "There is no doubt that , going by the ferocity of the attack, the intent was to kill this young man.
    "People who saw this may be thinking these were boy racers or it was a road rage incident.
    "But this was a really violent and horrific assault, and we are real ly keen to speak to anyone who may have seen these cars on Maryhill Road.
    "We don't think this was a random act. It was targeted and there was a reason for it.
    "We need to piece together what happened and get these people locked up. As the days go on, we will look at if this is connected to something else."

    Mr Clarke warned associates of Hanlon not to try to retaliate. He said: "We will be looking closely at the poor man who was the subject of this horrendous attack, and his associates.
    "If we believe anyone may be trying to take any form of revenge, we will take robust action against them."

    A man who was with Bryan in his car escaped with minor injuries.
    The tactics used in the assault were strikingly similar to the ambush on Hanlon's brother .
    James Hanlon, driving a silver Vauxhall Vectra, was tailed for four miles by thugs in a black Audi A4 convertible before the attackers rammed his car. The Vectra was then hit again, by thugs in a red Ford Focus who had been waiting in a lane.

    Six men, armed with power drills, hammers and chisels, piled out of the two cars and chased James.
    He tried to run but was pinned down at the roadside. The gang then drilled a hole in his head .
    Brazenly, they attacked in daylight, at around 7.50pm.

    It's believed James, who is recovering. survived because passing drivers called 999. The attackers left their cars and fled the scene in Cumbernauld Road, Stepps, near Glasgow.
    Carroll, a feared enforcer for the Daniel crime clan, was gunned down in front of terrified shoppers at an Asda store in Robroyston, Glasgow, in January. The Hanlon twins attended his funeral.

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/08/31/gang-chop-off-rival-s-manhood-with-chisels-days-after-twin-has-holes-drilled-in-his-head-86908-22525727/
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Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    One less place to visit just for the forseeable future!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Can't they just Glasgow Kiss and make up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Back passage, jesus h christ!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Back passage, jesus h christ!

    Chopping his knob off with a chisel, jesus h christ!


    Oh, in before the "That's how we should deal with criminals in Ireland" brigade...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭Mister men


    That's how we should deal with criminals in Ireland


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    He should have chopped off yer mans chisel with his lad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Sykk wrote: »
    He should have chopped off yer mans chisel with his lad.

    He should have put his back passage up the chisel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    A chisel up the back passage?

    I need that like I need a hole in the head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,560 ✭✭✭Wile E. Coyote


    Bryan was driving on Maryhill Road in Glasgow at 11.30pm on Sunday when he was run off the road by a silver BMW 5 Series and a dark-coloured 4x4.
    His Audi S4 estate hit a wall and he was hauled out.
    Up to seven thugs, armed with chisels and hammers, took part in the attack .
    "People who saw this may be thinking these were boy racers or it was a road rage incident.

    How fúcking stupid would you have to be to think this was boy racers or road rage?



    *must remember to put the hammer and chisel into the car for the next person that doesn't indicate coming off the roundabout. Shouting out the window just doesn't cut it these days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    King Felix wrote: »
    A chisel up the back passage?

    I need that like I need a hole in the head.

    Too right.
    That's awl I need.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    That's nothing... I've read the Mafia use to cut off their victims mickys and choke'em with them...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    I heard they were just doing some DIY ... but they made a balls of it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    That's nothing... I've read the Mafia use to cut off their victims mickys and choke'em with them...

    I think they only did that to Mafia members.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭triseke


    my god, thats horrendous!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    GANGLAND thugs armed with chisels chopped off a young man's penis in a gruesome attack beside a main road.
    The attack on Bryan Hanlon, 26, came a week after his twin brother James had holes bored in his head with a power drill
    At least you'll be able to tell them apart now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    came a week after his twin brother James had holes bored in his head with a power drill

    Better than being bored off his head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    WindSock wrote: »
    Better than being bored off his head.

    terrible, just terrible. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 959 ✭✭✭changes


    crazy stuff what would someone have to do to deserve that!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    WindSock wrote: »
    Better than being bored off his head.

    His head must have been in bits, though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    ...and people say female genital mutilation is worse?!?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    King Felix wrote: »
    His head must have been in bits, though.

    He'll need a bag of corks when he goes swimming.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    King Felix wrote: »
    His head must have been in bits, though.

    His new nickname is Brunswick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Next time you visit your local Woodies DIY ask one of the sales assistants where the penis chisels and skull drills are located


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Next time you visit your local Woodies DIY ask one of the sales assistants where the penis chisels and skull drills are located

    Woodies does do replacement knobs, but they're not very realistic.:(

    http://www.buy4now.ie/woodiesdiy/productdetail.aspx?pid=2493&loc=P&catid=101.6.0.0


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Woodies does do replacement knobs, but they're not very realistic.:(

    http://www.buy4now.ie/woodiesdiy/productdetail.aspx?pid=2493&loc=P&catid=101.6.0.0

    Have you seen this knob?
    http://www.buy4now.ie/woodiesdiy/productdetail.aspx?pid=2496&loc=P&catid=101.6.0.0

    A full 1 1/4" . Assured to impress the ladies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    Einhard wrote: »
    Chopping his knob off with a chisel, jesus h christ!


    Oh, in before the "That's how we should deal with criminals in Ireland" brigade...

    and then shovin a chisel up his arse! hard...core


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Zulu wrote: »
    ...and people say female genital mutilation is worse?!?
    Not trying to be smart, but... huh?! :confused:
    As in, who said that?

    FGM involves slicing off the clitoris and sewing up the vadge btw... Don't know whether either is worse than the other - they're both horrific.

    Different contexts though - one a punishment torture, the other a cultural practice, so the reasonings behind the latter are "worse" I suppose. But in terms of the level of brutality, that's neither here nor there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Einhard wrote: »
    Chopping his knob off with a chisel, jesus h christ!

    Kind of makes auld Jesus's crucification sound a bit tame now !




  • How fúcking stupid would you have to be to think this was boy racers or road rage?

    Wouldn't surprise me, I've seen some very aggressive drivers up there!

    So where is the penis now? Did they take it with them or any hope of getting it sewed back on?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Being a criminal mixed up in gangland activity,I can't imagine he's surprised.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    bonerm wrote: »
    Have you seen this knob?
    http://www.buy4now.ie/woodiesdiy/productdetail.aspx?pid=2496&loc=P&catid=101.6.0.0

    A full 1 1/4" . Assured to impress the ladies.

    Oh yeh, having one of them is bound to open a few doors where the ladies are concerned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Dudess wrote: »
    Not trying to be smart, but... huh?! :confused:
    an, evidently, poor joke implying that the men were performing a crude circumcision as per FGM. A well…


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Page 3 and no one's mentioned Celtic or Rangers yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Page 3 and no one's mentioned Celtic or Rangers yet?

    Knob-chopping is multi-denominational.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Zulu wrote: »
    an, evidently, poor joke implying that the men were performing a crude circumcision as per FGM. A well…
    Oops - sorry about that. :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Meleftone


    King Felix wrote: »
    His head must have been in bits, though.

    No, but there were bits in his head


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Dudess wrote: »
    Oops - sorry about that. :o
    Don't be, it's me that needs to apologise for the shit joke.


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