Online Dating Do You Indulge?

JONJO THE MISER

Just signed up there last night to a free dating site drunk and ive got loads of mail when i Just checked now, there's some fine looking fillies online looking for dates and there i was all the years thinking it was Just for weirdo's and serial killers:o

So anyone else here ever Join one of these sites?

orourkeda

online porn is better

iPlop

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Just signed up there last night to a free dating site drunk and ive got loads of mail when i Just checked now, there's some fine looking fillies online looking for dates and there i was all the years thinking it was Just for weirdo's and serial killers:o

So anyone else here ever Join one of these sites?

Go one there son! go sink a well greased pulsating bell;)

Red Hand

Nope, never did online dating. No online figging either.

Augmerson

Prefer to meet a woman in real life tbh and willing to wait. Should have taken my chances when all the Polish and Eastern European women were over here, ffs

the_syco

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Just for weirdo's and serial killers:o

Such people would just get pictures of nice looking fillies to lure their prey in... oh yeah.

Banji

Which one did you join?

Never did that but I'd say it is common enough.

Miss Ogyne

Never have and never will, in my opinion if all these "fine looking fillies" can't get laid in real life and need to use dating sites to get their end away then you can bet your arse there's something else wrong with them that they aren't mentioning on their profile. If you meet one and she gets pissed hide all the sharp objects and your wallet and if you wake up the next day and she's not there be sure to count all your organs

alwaysadub

Did it before. Think i'd prefere to end up like crazy cat lady in The Simpsons than try it again.

Best of luck though in your quest OP.

themadchef

It's a mine field but can be fun if you take it all with a pinch of salt.

If you do get someones number, use it to actually speak to them. Texting is a load of bollix. Voices and natural conversation will give you a better idea of what someone is like.

Never take a picture at face value

JONJO THE MISER

Banji wrote: »

Which one did you join?

Smooch.com:o

Banji

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

Never have and never will, in my opinion if all these "fine looking fillies" can't get laid in real life and need to use dating sites to get their end away then you can bet your arse there's something else wrong with them that they aren't mentioning on their profile. If you meet one and she gets pissed hide all the sharp objects and your wallet and if you wake up the next day and she's not there be sure to count all your organs

Theres lots of reasons to use a dating site. Crazy is one of them, but theres definitely a lot more.

R0ot

orourkeda wrote: »

online porn is better

Homemade is even better than that.

Red Hand

Homemade is even better than that.

Handcrafted is the best.

"Our master pornsmiths take the time and patience to ensure that every piece is suitably crafted to the highest degree".

Chorcai

http://img821.imageshack.us/f/jfcw.jpg/

PeterIanStaker

Nope, because its likely that the "21 year old blonde" is actually a 400lb serial killer who makes lampshades from human skin or something. That and I cant be arsed.

Terry

alwaysadub wrote: »

Did it before. Think i'd prefere to end up like crazy cat lady in The Simpsons than try it again.

Best of luck though in your quest OP.

You're a woman?
How it's going?
Would you like to go for dinner some time?

I've never done on-line dating*, but I did meet up with a chick from a forum I used to use. Bitch was crazy, as an American might say about a mentally unstable woman.
Put me off meeting up with internet women for life.


*I've looked around some sites though. We all have, and anyone who denies it is a liar.

Royal Irish

I much prefer dogging.

Killer Pigeon

No, you'll probably end of with some ugly yolk who's good at using photoshop.

Miss Ogyne

Banji wrote: »

Theres lots of reasons to use a dating site. Crazy is one of them, but theres definitely a lot more.

Yeah tons more but unfortunatly these options can't be chosen when creating a profile:

"CCUPBFAFIRL" (Cute Close Up Photo But Fat As F*** In Real Life)
"OH" (Organ harvester)
"LFV" (Looking For a Visa)
"HOOKER" (Hooker)
"FTYOVNLFSTOMSNBPTBF" (Fat Thirty Year Old Virgin Nerd Looking For Sex Talk Over MSN By Pretending To Be Female)
"FPBUAFIRLAHMPWGFIDAHLMFWIAI" (Fake Photo Because Ugly As F*** In Real Life And Hoping My Personally Will Get First Date And He'll Like Me For Who I Am Inside")

Did I miss anyone?

Miss Ogyne

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

No, you'll probably end of with some ugly yolk who's good at using photoshop.

Or even worse good at using GIMP(S) :pac:

landsleaving

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

Yeah tons more but unfortunatly these options can't be chosen when creating a profile:

"CCUPBFAFIRL" (Cute Close Up Photo But Fat As F*** In Real Life)
"OH" (Organ harvester)
"LFV" (Looking For a Visa)
"HOOKER" (Hooker)
"FTYOVNLFSTOMSNBPTBF" (Fat Thirty Year Old Virgin Nerd Looking For Sex Talk Over MSN By Pretending To Be Female)
"FPBUAFIRLAHMPWGFIDAHLMFWIAI" (Fake Photo Because Ugly As F*** In Real Life And Hoping My Personally Will Get First Date And He'll Like Me For Who I Am Inside")

Did I miss anyone?

:pac::pac::pac:

Miss Ogyne

landsleaving wrote: »

:pac::pac::pac:

I know, sometimes I honestly think I have way to much time on my f***ing hands :pac:

the_syco

themadchef wrote: »

If you do get someones number, use it to actually speak to them. Texting is a load of bollix. Voices and natural conversation will give you a better idea of what someone is like.

Aye. Big difference between
"Hello, my name is Mary, and I like to dance"
and
"Stoooooooorrrrrreeeeeeeeee buuuuud? Imma gonna get tinnies n head don to the park to get locked listening to deadly rave music"

:pac:

alwaysadub

Terry wrote: »

You're a woman?
How it's going?
Would you like to go for dinner some time?

.

Oh hi! Thanks for the message. So tell me a little bout yourself..
What do you do.
Where do you live.
Where do you work.
What do you do in your spare time.
Whats your favourite film.

And so on and so forth..

rossie1977

i did and i found me a cracker

shes a beaut

Sea Sharp

Personally I create accounts with fake pictures of hot womens. Get people to send incriminating photos and then blackmail the fcuk out of them.

lol, not really. Ah the dating sites are OK. It can end up being a tedious waste of time though as it's usually about 50 people messaged per meet up.

Elessar

I've a mate who swears by them.

He met his current girlfriend on one. He's mad into her except she personifies 90% of what is wrong with internet dating. Major mental health problems, depression, anxiety, mad costume wearing,The Crazy etc. She's as pasty white as porridge. Not obese, just broken in the head.

My mate actually proudly boasted that "hey, my girlfriend knows all of encyclopedia dramatica by heart!". I've never facepalmed like I did then.

Lone Stone

I did ages ago for a laugh i actually i made a profile that was under the theme of a serial killer i talked about how i liked to drive around and kidnap orange tanned women near fast food place's and then kill them or some thing. Well it was like that but longer and in more detail.

I Got insane amounts of emails off girls
Really didnt think id get that meny but i did and it was a ok experiance
lot of time waster's tho i wont recomend it to anyone.

Went out with one for about 2 years of it. Didnt end well tho....


my profile was for real

Royal Irish

I met a nice asian girl online
In her picture she looked fine
With my eyes first glance
I noticed a bulge in her pants
She said her name was Eve
But now I know its really Steve
Never again will I meet a girl from online

Miss Ogyne

Sea Sharp wrote: »

Personally I create accounts with fake pictures of hot womens. Get people to send incriminating photos and then blackmail the fcuk out of them.

lol, not really. Ah the dating sites are OK. It can end up being a tedious waste of time though as it's usually about 50 people messaged per meet up.

How terrible, that must really f*** up your chances of getting on this years "Most notorious serial killer" list? the insentive bitches, stabbing is to good for them!!!

bonerm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IQJNwvtkmg