scumbag kids

JaneDoe1

They are hanging around my window (i live in a ground floor apartment). Screaming and roaring and playing their sh/ite music

need suggestions/stories on how to get them to go away.

Herb Powell

fire

mfceiling

Heat a bottle of cooking oil and tip it over the little shytes....or you could open the window and tell them to feck off

phasers

flash them

Gummy Panda

Flamethrower!

Fight scum with fire

CiaranC

Post a thread on the internet

JaneDoe1

mfceiling wrote: »

Heat a bottle of cooking oil and tip it over the little shytes....or you could open the window and tell them to feck off

i would but there is 10 or 11 of them. i dont want to make it worse

Herb Powell

I think a glove slap should be effective

moonpurple

I usually don't like these many 'scumbag threads' but in the past few weeks I had no choice but to get fast and direct with one of them..... or be another part of their city wide entertainment, I would sooner talk to the court - as i explained afterwards, if his kin want it- than try to talk common sense and consideration with him..:cool:

Paddy Samurai

If you can afford it buy a Mosquito Mk4 Ultrasonic Youth Deterrent. I read about shops installing these before ,to keep gangs from congregating outside shops.There is a few different ones,so if you shop around you might get it cheaper.





http://www.cctvdirect.co.uk/categories/The-Mosquito/?gclid=CITRsuir3qMCFUj-2Aodckch_g

flutered

the regional hospital limerick in a bib to stop people smoking outside one of its doors, put a large speaker where it could not be touched, with a loud recorded message saying smoking was prohibited, the result 100% success.

KyussBishop

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

If you can afford it buy a Mosquito Mk4 Ultrasonic Youth Deterrent. I read about shops installing these before ,to keep gangs from congregating outside shops.There is a few different ones,so if you shop around you might get it cheaper.





http://www.cctvdirect.co.uk/categories/The-Mosquito/?gclid=CITRsuir3qMCFUj-2Aodckch_g

If you have any neighbors in their early 20's or younger (who can hear these), you will really piss them off getting one of these though, unless it can be turned on/off only if there's kids around.

Some place near where I am had one of these for a short while, and was disturbing my sleep for ****ing weeks as a result.

UrbanSea

flutered wrote: »

the regional hospital limerick in a bib to stop people smoking outside one of its doors, put a large speaker where it could not be touched, with a loud recorded message saying smoking was prohibited, the result 100% success.

But then you'd have an annoying voice message outside of your window.

Anthrax is the only way to go OP.It may not have an instand affect but you watch,there won't be too many of the little feckers around in a few weeks.

JaneDoe1

flutered wrote: »

the regional hospital limerick in a bib to stop people smoking outside one of its doors, put a large speaker where it could not be touched, with a loud recorded message saying smoking was prohibited, the result 100% success.

there's a train station in England somewhere that was fed up of all the anti-social crap from the kids so they played classical music from their p.a. systems.

Worked like a charm.

bonerm

You can't make them go away.

Buy a house in a nicer area.

charlie1966

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Mosquito Mk4 Ultrasonic Youth Deterrent.

Ultrasonic should not be used as a name for these devices as the frequency range for ultrasound starts above the level of human hearing which is usually at best 20Khz. As you get older this threshold is reduced. So if you are an old guy/gal then this device will annoy them and not you.

Have to agree with JaneDoe1 and it's a cheaper alternative to play classical music. Place the speakers at the window when they are there and crank it up.
It might be just your luck though and they will like it.:D

Sunnyisland

Get a few of your mates, buy a few balaclavas & pickaxe poles,get a car ,pull up and in no certain terms move them, repeat untill they get message.The only way to beat bullys is to be a bigger one:)

spider_pig

where's larry when you need him

Sunnyisland

spider_pig wrote: »

where's larry when you need him

:D then get rid of him:D

JaneDoe1

i really like the area that im currently living in. The only problem is these kids.

maybe il get a mate of mine who's built like a brick shi thouse to come over and tell them to fuc K off

spider_pig

JaneDoe1 wrote: »

i really like the area that im currently living in. The only problem is these kids.

maybe il get a mate of mine who's built like a brick shi thouse to come over and tell them to fuc K off

what area is it that would make a hell of a difference with methods some mad teenagers could come back late at night an do the windows in for tryin to scare them away or throw eggs or something, used to happen here all the time

Seloth

You could jsut ask them to move on abit,give an excuse like Your doing some work and you need things to be a bit quiter.

Also those sound things are quite ineffective somtimes but when they are,they are put up higher and cause damaging effects.They're ment to be becoming illegal cause its considerd assault.

I can remeber last year when I was in Paul street in Cork,a general location where teenagers hangout and they had that going off..the thing was it only botherd one person.Out of the dozens or more people that were there he was the only one getting annoyed by it and so in general teenage amusment we just laughed:pac:

candy-gal1

Get a dog, most scumbag kids are afraid of them.
Get a shotgun and sit in the window with it.

stovelid

Don't rent or buy in cheapo areas where local kids have the temerity not to consider the sensitivities of rental blow-ins.

Failing that: hyperventilate it about in on the internet.

JaneDoe1

stovelid wrote: »

Don't rent or buy in cheapo areas where local kids have a temerity not to consider the sensitivities of rental blow-ins.

Failing that, hyperventilate it about in on the internet.

oh, to have your money.

moonpurple

JaneDoe1 wrote: »

oh, to have your money.

some very naive people in the hse and social services are placing 'fully supported' families among the hard working middle class mortgage slaves under the heading inclusion....

this sometimes causes some 'heavily state supported' youngsters to go about in a fury at the contrast between themselves and other kids from homes where everyone gets out of bed by 8am

there can be hell to pay for the polite youngsters of respectful modest hard working parents

it has been suggested that some of these 'families' have been driven out of 'areas' where they have worn out the patience of folks who are pretty darn resilient usually

bonerm

Pity we can't just build a ghetto and dump them all into it.

Sunnyisland

bonerm wrote: »

Pity we can't just build a ghetto and dump them all into it.

we have one already its called dublin

Celly Smunt

just tell them to **** off or you'll break their legs

Donkey Oaty

They might get bored of where they are hanging out and find somewhere else. Is that a realistic possibility?

Foxhound38

Make yourself a moat out of this stuff OP...

ciano1

Foxhound38 wrote: »

Make yourself a moat out of this stuff OP...

I'd go for this kind of Moat tbh http://bit.ly/a95cRd

Twilightning

Piss in a watergun OP

jam_mac_jam

make friends with them, go out talk to them, they will soon piss off, scared of the weirdo. This works better if you are a man. You could try flashing also .

JaneDoe1

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

They might get bored of where they are hanging out and find somewhere else. Is that a realistic possibility?

yeah possibly. Im hoping if i ignore them long enough they may piss off.

stovelid

JaneDoe1 wrote: »

oh, to have your money.

Are they selling drugs as well?

aujopimur

Collect baby/adult/dog/cat Sh!!te & puke and spread it aroud where they gather,they will soon move on.

Devil08

Bow and Arrow, Simples :cool:

Darksaga87

Go out and try to befriend them and try act all cool by using key words such as "Homies" "savage" and the all time good one "bitchin". They will eventually get pissed off with you being so much cooler than they are and feck off to the local centra.

ejmaztec

aujopimur wrote: »

Collect baby/adult/dog/cat Sh!!te & puke and spread it aroud where they gather,they will soon move on.

That will just make them feel more at home.

Outkast_IRE

best option is to spread some nasty grease around where they are hangin out , once it destroys their runners etc they wont be long moving on.

allanb49

1 - get slayer cd
2 - open windows
3 - play reign in blood at full volume

It's a known fact hippies/scumbags don't like Metal

3hn2givr7mx1sc

They were up at 10am?:eek:

Who says scumbags are lazy?:pac:

strokemyclover

Sweets and sleeping tablets

Gannicus

bonerm wrote: »

Pity we can't just build a ghetto and dump them all into it.

They did (Ballymun) and now they're taking it down

UrbanSea

Darksaga87 wrote: »

Go out and try to befriend them and try act all cool by using key words such as "Homies" "savage" and the all time good one "bitchin". They will eventually get pissed off with you being so much cooler than they are and feck off to the local centra.

If that fails,I always find caressing their ear lobe or rubbing their hair should do the trick. It would probably freak them out a bit.

CrazyRabbit

Place large cutout of Pedobear in your window holding a sign saying "Underwear models required. Enquire within."