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If Boardsies were representative of the general population...

  • 27-08-2010 2:31pm
    #1
    markesmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭


    Was just thinking about this (Friday and all). If we boardsies were representative of Irish society, what would be different?
    - Atari Jaguar would be Taoiseach?
    - Yore Ma would be the busiest woman on the planet?
    - Fianna Fail would be a minority party
    - Dublin would secede from the 'Culchie' rest of the Republic
    - Attendances at LOI matches would increase by about 1000%

    Any other changes we'd have?


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  • #2
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    PIGHEAD FOR PRESIDENT!


  • #3
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    We don't all have the same ma you know


  • #4
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    There would be a room where everyone's sweat was kept.
    Only mods would have access.
    When samples went missing, C-Mods would be asking questions in here.


  • #5
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    we'd all fail to "secede" at spelling.


  • #6
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    All Non-Irish Citizens would be turfed out of the country, no exceptions.
    All banks would be burnt down and replaced by piggy banks
    All politicans would be hanged and poked with sticks


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  • #7
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Around 75% of the population would be in prison.


  • #8
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    Facekicker as defence forces

    Feeky Mcgee - the new Pat Kenny


  • #9
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    chin_grin wrote: »
    PIGHEAD FOR PRESIDENT!

    Facekicker - Minister for Defence


  • #10
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    gavredking wrote: »
    All Non-Irish Citizens would be turfed out of the country, no exceptions.
    All banks would be burnt down and replaced by piggy banks
    All politicans would be hanged and poked with sticks

    Mary Harney would be that thing from Akira.


  • #11
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Aren't boardsies representative of the general population? :confused:


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  • #12
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    We'd eventually become drunk on our own power, and start claiming expenses for posting comments, and travel expenses for going to the fridge/jacks to the laptop and back.





    (that'll be €18,000 please :):))


  • #13
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    THANKS WARS!


  • #14
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Aren't boardsies representative of the general population? :confused:

    Definitely not.

    If they were, FF would be a insignificant minor party and we'd have things like same sex marriage already in Ireland.

    And probably the death penalty too going by the many keyboard warriors here.


  • #15
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Also, I would like to put forward Biggins to lead the Irish Secret Service, if he doesnt already :eek:

    <<
    >>


  • #16
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    The only virgin would be Brummy :D


  • #17
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Errr....

    ..
    ..

    Bono.


  • #18
    HavingCrack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭HavingCrack


    We could have Israeli-Palestinian fights for real :pac:


  • #19
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    The farmers would be growing opium poppies and cannabis, and the farmers' markets would be the highlight of the day.


  • #20
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    phasers wrote: »
    We don't all have the same ma you know

    Maybe we do, considering how much of a tramp we're led to believe she is...


  • #21
    rainbowtrout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,397 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    At least 80% of the population would be male.....


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  • #22
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'd run the legal prostitution trade and advertise it out the wazoo.


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