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Chicken wings in the park

  • 27-08-2010 11:58am
    #1
    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭


    It was a pleasant morning , and I had a walk in the park.
    I was hoping to see some good looking girls jogging or walking their dogs.
    But all I was greeted with was menopausal chicken winged women, and it ruined my walk.

    If you are reading this, stay out of the parks you bloody eyesores.


Comments

  • #2
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    Fat birds need love too.


  • #3
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    Its lunchtime and I'm hungry...




    Thats the reason I looked at this thread.

    You decieved me!


  • #4
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Chicken wings?

    So what, their arms were folded up or something?

    Shame on you for mocking the disabled


  • #5
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Don't you ever quit.

    They'll close you next YouTube Channel too ya know.


  • #6
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    I like chicken wings. Yum.

    Wait, what?


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  • #7
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    I think bingo wings is the correct term.


  • #8
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Go for your run/walk at lunchtime, these 'creatures' will be at home watching Loose Geebags on ITV at this time!


  • #9
    gleep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭gleep


    OP You had me dreaming of bbq chicken on the done:pac::pac::pac::pac:

    BTW, I think the phrase is Bingo Wings~!


  • #10
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Fat birds need love too.

    They sure do!

    NSFW youtube link


  • #11
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Scrappychimow wrote: »
    It was a pleasant morning , and I had a walk in the park.
    I was hoping to see some good looking girls jogging or walking their dogs.
    But all I was greeted with was menopausal chicken winged women, and it ruined my walk.

    If you are reading this, stay out of the parks you bloody eyesores.

    Desperate horndogs in the Park

    It was a pleasant morning , and I had a walk in the park.
    I was hoping to see some good looking older gentlemen jogging or walking their dogs.
    But all I was greeted with was puberty stricken young lads ogling me, and it ruined my walk.

    If you are reading this, stay out of the parks you bloody horndogs.


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  • #12
    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    Blobby George wrote: »
    I think bingo wings is the correct term.

    No its not, their arms are the width of the trunk of a horse chestnut tree.


  • #13
    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    mikom wrote: »
    Desperate horndogs in the Park

    It was a pleasant morning , and I had a walk in the park.
    I was hoping to see some good looking older gentlemen jogging or walking their dogs.
    But all I was greeted with was puberty stricken young lads ogling me, and it ruined my walk.

    If you are reading this, stay out of the parks you bloody horndogs.

    Ahahah ah aha ha ah NO.


  • #14
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Scrappychimow wrote: »
    Ahahah ah aha ha ah NO.

    Ah, yeah....
    Scrappychimow wrote: »
    When I was getting a bath today (yes a bath, not a shower)
    I was thinking about some sexy woman I seen in Dundrum town centre yesterday, she was dressed like a business woman aged 35-40.

    Anyway the song I started singing, I was imagining I was singing to her was...
    'Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhh' `and when I say tonight I say it in south dublin dialect with the extra h at the end.

    So here it is again.

    Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhhhhh
    sex with my willy tonigh-he-highthhhh
    sex with my willy tonight-he-highthhh
    do you want to haaavvveee , sex with my willy tonight-hhhh.


  • #15
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Fat birds need love too.
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    They sure do!

    But they have to pay! :mad:


  • #16
    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    mikom wrote: »
    Ah, yeah....

    Yes, I was talking about nice women with cracking figures in that dundrum thread, not weapons.

    Your mum was in the park this morning :eek: ?


  • #17
    fakeaccent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭fakeaccent


    Scrappychimow wrote: »
    It was a pleasant morning , and I had a walk in the park.
    I was hoping to see some good looking girls jogging or walking their dogs.
    But all I was greeted with was menopausal chicken winged women, and it ruined my walk.

    If you are reading this, stay out of the parks you bloody eyesores.

    I'm sure you look like Johnny Depp yourself, do you? :rolleyes:


  • #18
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Damn.....I thought there was chicken wings about.

    But yes, its not a great sight OP, rant on, rant on.


  • #19
    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    fakeaccent wrote: »
    I'm sure you look like Johnny Depp yourself, do you? :rolleyes:

    You could say that :)


  • #20
    dvpower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    Scrappychimow wrote: »
    It was a pleasant morning , and I had a walk in the park.
    I was hoping to see some good looking girls jogging or walking their dogs.
    But all I was greeted with was menopausal chicken winged women, and it ruined my walk.

    If you are reading this, stay out of the parks you bloody eyesores.
    What about really ugly dogs? In or out?


  • #21
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    But they have to pay! :mad:

    As in money? or in degrading sex acts?


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