Have you ever put a lighter to your arse and farted?

FunkZ

Feck a thread on this was started a few days ago, I'll go drag that up then.

landsleaving

Wasn't there a thread on this a few days ago?

jd007

Ok...

alwaysadub

Did someone not start a thread asking this just the other day?

KeithM89_old

In before Pics or GTFO







on second thoughts...

strokemyclover

Déja ewwwww!

BluesBerry

FunkZ wrote: »

...I just did. It was feckin' great.
I have no arse hair left, but I'm going to do it all again tomorrow!

The blue flame, the synged hair, the feeling of having finally found out it works. Deadly!

LOL farts are funny, you must have been in a very funny position to actually see the flame or did you use a mirror?

Mint Sauce

not again


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galwayrush

I could power Ireland with mine.........:cool:

W.Shakes-Beer

now your arse just looks like a rusted bullet hole

FunkZ

Mirror indeed, ah feck I didn't see the thread. Sorry folks.

Iwasfrozen

Never mind a lighter, has anyone ever put a finger in their arse and farted? You haven't lived untill you've tried it.

W.Shakes-Beer

what happens? does your burp taste like shít?

jeez this thread is nasty.

/awaits FlutterinBantam

Bob Z

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Never mind a lighter, has anyone ever put a finger in their arse and farted? You haven't lived untill you've tried it.

Your the only one that lived then so

:cool:

Pete M.

Bob Z wrote: »

Your the only one that lived then so

:cool:

No now, you see the arsehole is the perfect non return valve, contrary to what some might say (trying to put you off the idea they might be for some reason), you don't explode when you try to do it.

Did it one night in my late teens, under the duvet, just after finishing up and went for it.

Quick blast of blue flame and it scared the sh1t out of me (metaphorically speaking).

I'd say quite a few have tried and failed, blow too hard and you extinguish the pilot light, too soft and not enough volume.

You have to be lucky for it to work.

Brendog

I held the lighter to my arse but the flame went into my body and I ****ing exploded

Bob Z

Pete M. wrote: »

No now, you see the arsehole is the perfect non return valve, contrary to what some might say (trying to put you off the idea they might be for some reason), you don't explode when you try to do it.

Did it one night in my late teens, under the duvet, just after finishing up and went for it.

Quick blast of blue flame and it scared the sh1t out of me (metaphorically speaking).

I'd say quite a few have tried and failed, blow too hard and you extinguish the pilot light, too soft and not enough volume.

You have to be lucky for it to work.

You know Thats the first time i stopped reading a post mid-word

InTheTrees

Okay thats it, i'm going home.