Swimming pool perverts

cantankerous

Greetings everyone .
If you're wondering how the wedding went, it was fantastic! I finally got to have intercourse (and not a condom in sight ).

Unfortunately my jubilant mood was soured recently. Allow me start from the start- You see I have suffered from myopia since my mid teens. I used to just wear glasses, but I thought I'd try and impress my fiancee for the big day by trying out these new-fangled contact lenses (I am a conservative fellow and any sort of change is a big deal for me). I must say they are far superior to glasses and I've been wearing them ever since!

The problem arose a few days ago when we got back from the honeymoon. In my euphoric state of mind i decided to start going to the gym and finally shift those few extra pounds of flab around my waist. Down I went to the swimming pool and completely forgetting about my contact lenses I just put my goggles on and jumped in. At first I didn't notice anything unusual and I started on my lenghts. However on the way back up the pool i noticed a female swimmer and was taken aback by the amazing clarity with which i could see her body from under the water as she swam in the lane beside me.
Shocked at my very temporary lapse in virtue, I turned my head to the other side, but to no avail......for coming towards me on the lane to my left was another shapely young lady, this time in a bikini :eek:. Even worse she was swimming breast stroke with her head completely above the water. Had I decided to leer she wouldn't have even noticed!!!

In distress I looked around the pool, hoping for a better lane, but no. There were females everywhere I looked!!! I reckoned to myself that the swimming population there must have been at least half female :eek::eek:!
It's enough to tempt even the purest of men :mad:.

Then I was hit with a shocking realisation. If my non-myopic counterparts were of a less pure disposition, perhaps they do deliberately look at their female counterparts while they swim. In fact some might do it regularly :eek:.

Short of giving everyone laser-surgery to make them myopic like myself, I suggest we bring back segregated swimming. I see no other solution.

amacachi

Meh, that post is more of an end-of-the-pen troll than an under-the-bridge troll.
2/10.

mardybumbum

cantankerous wrote: »

Short of giving everyone laser-surgery to make them myopic like myself, I suggest we bring back segregated swimming. I see no other solution.

That makes no sense. Myopes can see better under water than emmetropes.

cantankerous

mardybumbum wrote: »

That makes no sense. Myopes can see better under water than emmetropes.

Unaided, perhaps. But it's a completely different story when you factor in goggles (as there is a sustantial layer of air and then plastic before the water). Tell me, does a myope see better into a fish tank from the outside?