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I just got a cramp in my gooch!!!

  • 24-08-2010 02:36PM
    #1
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭


    :eek:

    God that was sore, never had it before in me 'no mans land'!

    Any other guys ever get this???


Comments

  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    LOL :pac:
    No but thanks for sharing! LOL :D


  • #3
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Ouch! Put the body lotion and fap mag away!


  • #4
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Hope it didn't make you fall off the horse.


  • #5
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    That was 5 seconds of pure pain and I was sitting at my desk too to make it worse!!!

    I wonder if I'm about to die or something!


  • #6
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    kfallon wrote: »
    :eek:

    God that was sore, never had it before in me 'no mans land'!

    Any other guys ever get this???
    You should have had a ****... similar sensation to the "sitting on your hand" phenomenon!


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  • #7
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Ninja gooch attack!


  • #8
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Get a blog!


  • #9
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    How about some consideration for your gooch? I mean.. His two closest friends is an arsehole and a cock..

    /Skips away


  • #10
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    kfallon wrote: »
    That was 5 seconds of pure pain and I was sitting at my desk too to make it worse!!!

    I wonder if I'm about to die or something!

    Nah i doubt it. It's all probably just about to fall off i'd say..


  • #11
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,379 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Either AIDS or a blockage in the pipes. Either way, it's not good.


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  • #12
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    I thought it was gonna be a girl poster. what fella calls it a gooch?


  • #13
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,920 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Happens to me sometimes. The first time it happened, I thought it was aids, but then I got a headcold a few weeks later and recovered from that. Phew


  • #14
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    /whistles innocently.


  • #15
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    mink_man wrote: »
    I thought it was gonna be a girl poster. what fella calls it a gooch?

    And the term I should have used was......


  • #16
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    How do you think he feels every Sunday!


  • #17
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Stealth-raped by Tar tbh


  • #18
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    kfallon wrote: »
    And the term I should have used was......

    Your "Barse"


  • #19
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I always leave a calling card, be it the snail trail, cramps, or children


  • #20
    charmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    I always leave a calling card, be it the snail trail, cramps, or children

    :eek:

    I was wondering where those kids just appeared from

    Take 'em back! Do not want.


  • #21
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    they will row into taralikes, have fun :pac:


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  • #22
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Multiplying Tar is multiplying :pac:


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