Stripper Clare

macgabhr

Hi,

I'm looking to organise a stripper for a stag party in the region of clare. Has anyone hired one in this region before.

Cheers

Sykk

Male or Female? I can get the bag out for ya if you like..

macgabhr

Female

NothingMan

Aww, I was hoping for a stripper named Clare. Once again AH disappoints. Off to youjizz I go to release my dejected erection.

kfallon

macgabhr wrote: »

Hi,

I'm looking to organise a stripper for a stag party in the region of clare. Has anyone hired one in this region before.

Cheers

Would you not rather a stripper for a stag party in the region of their genitalia

El Siglo

I give this thread till lunch time before it's locked.

bonerm

Have you tried contacting Aine Chambers from Sligozone.net?

She's most pleased to see you and usually has a headstart on taking her kit off any way!

http://sligozone.net/

mickydoomsux

Shoore the young one of the Flaherty's from down Knocknaboola way will strip for ya if you buy her a couple of Smirnoff Ice and a bag of chips.

Just ask your mum for a favor..

alwaysadub

Disappointing title. Thought this might've been the life story of Clare the stripper.

fakearms123

Don't they normally dress up sheep as strippers in Clare for stag parties? No?

General Zod

It's a long long way from Clare to here....

kfallon

General Zod wrote: »

It's a long long way from Clare to here....

When Friday night comes around and I'm only into stripping,
My ma would like a letter home but I'm too tired from getting me kit off....

General Zod

OP, surely someone called McGyver should be able to make a stripper out of duct tape and coat hangers?

phill106

No need to rent out a stripper, just get some white spirits, should do the trick. Not sure why you would be stripping paint at a stag though...





















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The strippers on that Dublin Strippers website are rough as houses

Nice to see they accept all major credit cards and Laser. Do you just swipe it through the butt crack of the horrible gyrating bint when you want to pay up?

kfallon

Why not just get him a brazzer? At least then he can put his boner somewhere! :P

mecanoman

"Why not just get him a brazzer? At least then he can put his boner somewhere!"

Exactly, shame to waste a hard on,plus a good time will be had by all.

Gummy Panda

bonerm wrote: »

Have you tried contacting Aine Chambers from Sligozone.net?

She's most pleased to see you and usually has a headstart on taking her kit off any way!

http://sligozone.net/

She really should just show her growler and be done with it.

flyton5

I'm available for stag parties anywhere on the island of Ireland. I have no problem with going the full monty and for an extra €10 I'll let you finger me. Everything else is negotiable. I enclose a picture of myself with my fella/pimp. As you can see I'm quite the catch.

http://bigmentaldisease.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/luas-junkies.jpg

NothingMan

mecanoman wrote: »

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Exactly, shame to waste a hard on,plus a good time will be had by all.

Except the brazzer who will go home and take a 2 hour long boiling shower and rock back and forth crying about her Daddy issues.

phill106

NothingMan wrote: »

Except the brazzer who will go home

Only relevant part of that sentence

Micky Dolenz

Try the Clare Forum or the Stripper forum or even the Clare stripper forum.