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Plastic Surgery

  • 23-08-2010 3:11pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.

    The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"

    "Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained,

    "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door.

    She's blonde and built like a bricksh1t house.

    She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer.

    Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."

    "And?" prompted the doctor.

    "Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted meow,

    so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick."

    "It was a great idea and everything was going well.

    Then someone knocked at the door,



    she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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  • #2
    viper.10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭viper.10


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.

    The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"

    "Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained,

    "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door.

    She's blonde and built like a bricksh1t house.

    She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer.

    Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."

    "And?" prompted the doctor.

    "Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted meow,

    so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick."

    "It was a great idea and everything was going well.

    Then someone knocked at the door,



    she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

    BOOM!!


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