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Ever light a fart ?

  • 22-08-2010 8:21pm
    #1
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭


    Ever light a fart ? I did it a few times, wasnt anything like Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber. But it was funny though, good party trick too.
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  • #2
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Sorry I missed your parties. They sound epic.







    Not.


  • #3
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Id say you would be a great dinner guest.


  • #4
    DingosAteMyBaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 539 ✭✭✭DingosAteMyBaby


    Has South Park taught you nothing?!


  • #5
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Nope can't say i have.


  • #6
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    This thread is now about cheese sandwiches. OPs thread sucked.


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  • #7
    chops1990
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 210 ✭✭chops1990


    I have'nt ever tried. One o the lads did. Funny - for about 2 seconds


  • #8
    scudzilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,960 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    Yeah, and it hurts, burnt the inside of me arse pipe :mad::mad:


  • #9
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Put a match to a rich meaty queefer last week and singed the hole off myself.

    She blew out in a ball of flame melting the taggies and leaving a scorch mark on the north side of me nutpurse which is still weeping.

    Shot it out through cheap jocks which melted into me badge which is now crusted and tender.


    Don't try it :eek:


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    so what else do you like on a cheese sandwich?


  • #11
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Mustard and plenty of it.


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  • #12
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    shaaane wrote: »
    so what else do you like on a cheese sandwich?

    Bit of tomato and onion, toasted its the job. And you?


  • #13
    Arnold Layne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    FearDark wrote: »
    Bit of tomato and onion, toasted its the job. And you?

    Thats not a cheese sandwich; its a toasted tomato, onion & cheese sandwich.

    My preference is nice fresh crusty white bread, with dollops of mayonnaise, and some nice smoked cheddar.


  • #14
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Lost four good men to lighting farts back in the 90's, to be honest it disturbs me that people discuss this so flippantly


  • #15
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I did. It burnt tiles in the lad's dressing room. If there is any kind of breeze you are in big trouble because if it blows back it will burn the crack off ya.


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Arnold Layne wrote: »
    Thats not a cheese sandwich; its a toasted tomato, onion & cheese sandwich.

    My preference is nice fresh crusty white bread, with dollops of mayonnaise, and some nice smoked cheddar.

    Thats the way to do it. Or if you're feeling really mad then have load up some granary bread with butter and cheddar and toast it.


  • #17
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    Id say you would be a great dinner guest.

    I can see this happening when Come Dine With Me comes to Dublin


  • #18
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    wear underwear or it'll burn the hole off ya.


  • #19
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    MJ23 wrote: »
    Ever light a fart ? I did it a few times, wasnt anything like Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber. But it was funny though, good party trick too.
    No, I have a modicum of kop on.


  • #20
    Erica<3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 384 ✭✭Erica<3


    Are you 12?


  • #21
    SRFC90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭SRFC90


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz2ITicU-ko


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  • #22
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    I love plain cheese sandwiches..white bread, bit of cheddar..can't be beat


  • #23
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    sliced red cheddar and ballymaloe relish . .. cant bate it . . .!!! :D


  • #24
    Podgoricka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭Podgoricka


    nothing like a ham and cheese toasted sandwich..... but in those toaster bags :) jaaaawb


  • #25
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Ah a good auld fart thread,thats what AH is about!


  • #26
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,387 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Yea beats waxing


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