Who'll we hunt down today?

PAULWATSON · 22-08-2010 7:32am #1

So another day, another "scumbag to hunt".

So guys, who shall we set the dogs after today.

I've a quick list of "possibles":

1) Man seen drunk on Leeson street at 3am yesterday. I've got the scumbag on video. I can post it on youtube and we'll get the chap.

2) Old man seen walking past teenage disco on Friday night. Had dog with him, but I could see through his cover, he was clearly a paedo.

3) 25 year old woman seen smoking outside rotunda hospital. Heavily preggers, what about the little guy? I know no law was broken, however, we have a civic duty to name and shame.

4) I know this might seem petty, but this is my preferred target. A man in a 10-D range rover driving towards Sandyford around 4pm Saturday. Lets get some dirt on him.

Those are my options, feel free to throw in your own ideas, hopefully we'll rid our great wee country of another "scumbag".

Lets rock n' roll guys.

DOC09UNAM · 22-08-2010 7:33am

Larry Murphy of course, who else?

Jesus Wept · 22-08-2010 7:37am

3 obviously.

Stephen · 22-08-2010 7:41am

Ivor Callely. He's been caught raping the taxpayer again.

phasers · 22-08-2010 7:48am

A man driving a car?

He is clearly our number one target.

sponsoredwalk · 22-08-2010 7:54am

Anybody but ourselves! :cool:

PAULWATSON · 22-08-2010 7:55am

phasers wrote: »

A man driving a car?

He is clearly our number one target.

You think so, I don't have a car myself so yes, anyone with a car is a fair target.

Well lets state a few obvious criteria for the hard of thinking;

1) Target must be male, after all men are the cause of all problems.
2) Target must be white, after all white men are the cause of all problems.
3) Target must be relatively poor, after all poor white men are the cause of all problems.
4) Target should preferably be on the welfare. I hate 'dem scroungers.
5) Anyone smarter than me is a target, wait a minute that is a lot of targets!

Basically lets hit all the cliches. Keep thinking, we need to get the fella chosen and then get after 'em.

PAULWATSON · 22-08-2010 7:57am

sponsoredwalk wrote: »

Anybody but ourselves! :cool:

^ The nail may well have been hit on the head.

phasers · 22-08-2010 7:58am

PAULWATSON wrote: »

You think so, I don't have a car myself so yes, anyone with a car is a fair target.

Well lets state a few obvious criteria for the hard of thinking;

1) Target must be male, after all men are the cause of all problems.
2) Target must be white, after all white men are the cause of all problems.
3) Target must be relatively poor, after all poor white men are the cause of all problems.
4) Target should preferably be on the welfare. I hate 'dem scroungers.
5) Anyone smarter than me is a target, wait a minute that is a lot of targets!

Basically lets hit all the cliches. Keep thinking, we need to get the fella chosen and then get after 'em.

Did he by any chance have a taxi plate?

PAULWATSON · 22-08-2010 8:02am

phasers wrote: »

Did he by any chance have a taxi plate?

Could have, and wait a minute I have another issue. I hate people who are attractive and successful, why won't they just play video games like the rest of us?