Once the guards don't see me an all wha?

Stroked Jammer

How impartant is it to youse that the guards don't see yiz? Youse can do anything an all, once the guards don't see youse.

FarmerGreen

If they see you its forever.
Then they dont forget, they know where you live, what you do.

Crann na Beatha

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FarmerGreen

Falling out of the pub time again.

Squarewave

Stroked Jammer wrote: »

How impartant is it to youse that the guards don't see yiz? Youse can do anything an all, once the guards don't see youse.

You think you can lure us into a false sense of security, with your police-hatin, slang-speakin facade..?
We all know you're an undercover cop...!!

Pfft, you think you can't fool me pig!!! :mad:

I ain't gonna confess to nutin!


*runs to bathroom*

*flushes bag of magic mushrooms*

*mushrooms float*
:eek:

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Sarky

Quick, chuck them in a bolognaise. Nobody ever suspects Italian food.

FarmerGreen

Eat it man. Just eat it. All of it.
Jeez.

carefulnow100

wow.. im in shock

this thread has actually been open for a whole hour:eek:

Stroked Jammer

I'm not the filth youse sap yiz. Shur up or I'll burst yeh!

Sarky

Y'know, moderators can see when you've deleted a post. So, say for the sake of argument that someone forgot to sign out of their original account before posting using their new alt. That sh*t would be pretty embarrassing, don't you think?

Squarewave

I'm confused... Is it [REDACTED] or [REDACTED]...?

Sarky

Oh, I'm not suggesting that. I just thought it was an interesting fact.

I'm sure neither of those fine young posters would do something so silly.

Squarewave

Ninja troll is ninja

Stroked Jammer

Stroked jammer man. A carse.

evercloserunion

Sarky wrote: »

Y'know, moderators can see when you've deleted a post. So, say for the sake of argument that someone forgot to sign out of their original account before posting using their new alt. That sh*t would be pretty embarrassing, don't you think?

I saw that too... Incompetent troll is incompetent

Stroked Jammer

Ah I'm only havin a laugh wha! No trollin here youse know. No emotional strings to be pulled, just extractin the old urine an all.

FarmerGreen

No no dearest ones, its far more complicated than that.

Stroked Jammer

FarmerGreen wrote: »

No no dearest ones, its far more complicated than that.

Ah youse know, once the mods don't see you and all wha!

FarmerGreen

You are seen and not know you have been seen. Thats the worst man!
But some silly arsehole always gives the game away and you escape again.

Sarky

Indeed.

FarmerGreen

Do Admins have postcounts?

Squarewave

This thread has gotten too seriuz for my liking... Back to mushrooms, toilets and Italian food I say!

Personally I would imagine ravioli would be the pasta of choice for the concealment of narcotics. I am open to correction though.

Sarky

If you had the time and know-how to make your own ravioli, sure. Cops can see dodgy ravioli pretty sharpish, you see, so you'd want to be good at it.

There's always the option of not cleaning the bathroom for 5 years. You put mushrooms in there and nobody will notice.

Storminateacup

Fuci narcotics

Get joo to much trouble

Da da da da baatman