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Once the guards don't see me an all wha?

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  • 22-08-2010 12:03am
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    Stroked Jammer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭


    How impartant is it to youse that the guards don't see yiz? Youse can do anything an all, once the guards don't see youse.


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    FarmerGreen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    If they see you its forever.
    Then they dont forget, they know where you live, what you do.


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    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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    FarmerGreen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    Falling out of the pub time again.


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    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Stroked Jammer wrote: »
    How impartant is it to youse that the guards don't see yiz? Youse can do anything an all, once the guards don't see youse.


    You think you can lure us into a false sense of security, with your police-hatin, slang-speakin facade..?
    We all know you're an undercover cop...!!

    Pfft, you think you can't fool me pig!!! :mad:

    I ain't gonna confess to nutin!


    *runs to bathroom*

    *flushes bag of magic mushrooms*

    *mushrooms float*
    :eek:

    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Quick, chuck them in a bolognaise. Nobody ever suspects Italian food.


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    FarmerGreen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    Eat it man. Just eat it. All of it.
    Jeez.


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    carefulnow100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭carefulnow100


    wow.. im in shock

    this thread has actually been open for a whole hour:eek:


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    #9
    Stroked Jammer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Stroked Jammer


    I'm not the filth youse sap yiz. Shur up or I'll burst yeh!


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Y'know, moderators can see when you've deleted a post. So, say for the sake of argument that someone forgot to sign out of their original account before posting using their new alt. That sh*t would be pretty embarrassing, don't you think?


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    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I'm confused... Is it [REDACTED] or [REDACTED]...? :confused:


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, I'm not suggesting that. I just thought it was an interesting fact.

    I'm sure neither of those fine young posters would do something so silly.


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    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Ninja troll is ninja


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    #14
    Stroked Jammer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Stroked Jammer


    Stroked jammer man. A carse.


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    evercloserunion
    Registered Users Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    Sarky wrote: »
    Y'know, moderators can see when you've deleted a post. So, say for the sake of argument that someone forgot to sign out of their original account before posting using their new alt. That sh*t would be pretty embarrassing, don't you think?
    I saw that too... Incompetent troll is incompetent :o


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    Stroked Jammer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Stroked Jammer


    Ah I'm only havin a laugh wha! No trollin here youse know. No emotional strings to be pulled, just extractin the old urine an all.


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    #17
    FarmerGreen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    No no dearest ones, its far more complicated than that.


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    Stroked Jammer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Stroked Jammer


    FarmerGreen wrote: »
    No no dearest ones, its far more complicated than that.

    Ah youse know, once the mods don't see you and all wha!


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    #19
    FarmerGreen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    You are seen and not know you have been seen. Thats the worst man!
    But some silly arsehole always gives the game away and you escape again.


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    #20
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Indeed.


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    #21
    FarmerGreen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    Do Admins have postcounts?


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    #22
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    This thread has gotten too seriuz for my liking... Back to mushrooms, toilets and Italian food I say!

    Personally I would imagine ravioli would be the pasta of choice for the concealment of narcotics. I am open to correction though.


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    #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If you had the time and know-how to make your own ravioli, sure. Cops can see dodgy ravioli pretty sharpish, you see, so you'd want to be good at it.

    There's always the option of not cleaning the bathroom for 5 years. You put mushrooms in there and nobody will notice.


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    #24
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fuci narcotics

    Get joo to much trouble

    Da da da da baatman


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