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Ways to Skin a Cat

  • 21-08-2010 8:37pm
    #1
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭


    .. apparently there are many.

    So what ways can you think of to skin a cat?


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  • #2
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Put him in a cooker till he dries out and goes all crusty, and then peel the skin away easily.


  • #3
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Have you decided to make Mr Fluffy into slippers? There's really only one way to do it properly to preserve the pelt.


  • #4
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    http://www.organicmechanic.org/2003/03/6-ways-to-skin-a-cat/

    I like the athletic approach :)


  • #5
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,737 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Cut a cross in the top then blanche in boiling water for a minute, the skin should slip right off.

    Oh, sorry. That's tomatoes.


  • #6
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,247 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ....and to all those children out there, fuck off and go to bed, we've got important cat things to talk about.


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  • #7
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    There you go:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUfurVhKCY&feature=search

    Please note a cat was harmed in the making of this post


  • #8
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Sticky_Fingers wrote: »
    There you go:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUfurVhKCY&feature=search

    Please note a cat was harmed in the making of this post

    Thanks for the warning, I nearly clicked on that!
    http://www.organicmechanic.org/2003/...to-skin-a-cat/

    The font on that website makes me want to scream.


  • #9
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    .. apparently there are many.

    So what ways can you think of to skin a cat?
    Your a sick fúck, I don't care if I get banned for saying it.


  • #10
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,428 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Sticky_Fingers wrote: »
    There you go:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUfurVhKCY&feature=search

    Please note a cat was harmed in the making of this post

    I read the warning but I still looked, why oh why do I do these things.


  • #11
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Collie D wrote: »
    I read the warning but I still looked, why oh why do I do these things.

    Same here.:mad:


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  • #12
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Perhaps the most effective method

    http://blackmusic-spot.com/pix/machete.jpg


  • #13
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Your a sick fúck, I don't care if I get banned for saying it.

    The expression, "there's more than one way to skin a cat" is an idiom that means there are multiple ways to accomplish something. It means that an issue can be approached in different ways but the final result will be the same.

    I wasn't looking for literal ways to skin a cat, but if I was, I would probably use explosives.


  • #14
    mrDerek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭mrDerek


    **** thread topic. since were on the topic of obscenity might as well do 1 called how many ways can you give a pensioneer with cardiac problems a heart attack....


  • #15
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    mrDerek wrote: »
    **** thread topic. since were on the topic of obscenity might as well do 1 called how many ways can you give a pensioneer with cardiac problems a heart attack....

    Depends on how many ways you can think of to skin Mr Tiddles in front of them tbh


  • #16
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    I've never smoked a cat.


  • #17
    deise go deo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭deise go deo


    A large pencil sharpner, some time and determination.
    Oh and dont expect the cat to co-operate.


  • #18
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    Find a room so small that when you swing it the skin get sloughed off by the walls.


  • #19
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Make sure the dice are loaded.


  • #20
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    The most effective way would be to use the razor sharp wit of the boards.ie moderators. I've yet to see anything sharper.


  • #21
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    The most effective way would be to use the razor sharp wit of the boards.ie moderators. I've yet to see anything sharper.

    Suck up.


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  • #22
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    The most effective way would be to use the razor sharp wit of the boards.ie moderators. I've yet to see anything sharper.

    Pff, don't you know that they treat such obvious acts of arselicking with disdain, they look contemptuously upon it as a cat would. The only way to gain their respect and thanks is to grab them by the scruff of the neck and begin peeling back their arguments like you would the skin of a cat.................kinda like a banana really


  • #23
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    This thread isn't going as how I planned it.


  • #24
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Why'd you want to skin it? The fur's the best part! Where all the nutrition is too.


  • #25
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    This thread isn't going as how I planned it.
    how did you mean it to go sir?


  • #26
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    The most effective way would be to use the razor sharp wit of the boards.ie moderators. I've yet to see anything sharper.
    Einhard wrote: »
    Suck up.
    Sticky_Fingers wrote: »
    Pff, don't you know that they treat such obvious acts of arselicking with disdain, they look contemptuously upon it as a cat would. The only way to gain their respect and thanks is to grab them by the scruff of the neck and begin peeling back their arguments like you would the skin of a cat.................kinda like a banana really

    Sarcasm fail on my part I guess. I thought it was obvious...


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