Man Arrested for Putting Semen in Co-Worker's Water Bottle

DOC09UNAM

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-arrested-ejaculating-water-bottle,0,2014924.story

SANTA ANA -- An Orange County man was arrested Tuesday morning, accused of ejaculating into his female co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

If convicted, he faces three months to three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

Lallana was released on $500 bail and is set to be arraigned September 14, 2010 in Santa Ana.

The incident happened on January 14, 2010, at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.

The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.

The unidentified victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.

Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.

On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, then felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.

The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.

The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .

DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana. He was arrested at his Fullerton home by officers with the Orange Police Department.

What a filthy bast4rd.

Sarn

Brings a whole new meaning to H2Ohhhhh.

Smcgie

"Releasing an offensive material in public"

Gotta love the yanks

BluesBerry

Felt sick with one sip LOL

Wonder how they caught him in the end did the whole office have to give a "sample" to test

Terry

Maybe he was just trying to get her pregnant.

brendansmith

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

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What a filthy bast4rd.

oh.....is that kind of thing not cool?

Sea Sharp

Knackery c*nt.
I'll bet he plays World of Warcraft.

Motley Crue

This is interesting for a couple of points

1. Who admitted to it being semen, unless he was caught in the act, he could have claimed it was mucus or something?

2. Twice, so does that mean that it's twice they know about, or twice he has admitted too...or twice he was caught, how much of this guys sperm has the women of his workplace drank?

3. If this was Dublin he'd get a headline on the Sun and secretly be praised as a "legend" and a "mad thing" yet the Americans might lock him up for 3 years and put his name on a sex offenders register. You have to respect that kind of justice?

orourkeda

what a wanker

Motley Crue

Motley Crue wrote: »

This is interesting for a couple of points

1. Who admitted to it being semen, unless he was caught in the act, he could have claimed it was mucus or something?

lab test

Black Swan

Was he trying to increase productivity?

bryaner

I take it she swallows.

orourkeda

trust an american employee to turn jerking off into a criminal offence

bryaner

bryaner wrote: »

I take it she swallows.

Wonder would she not have copped the taste if so

Swampy

That's illegal??

Damn.

WindSock

Lucky he was caught in time, before it snowballed into something much worse.

Prabhu Deva

But its full of healthy protein! she should be grateful

Ghost Train

was he just taking the mickey

wonder was it a dare, if it was at least he can tell them he didn't bottle it

Nodin

Saw his picture there...don't like the cut of his jib at all....

aDeener

Motley Crue wrote: »

This is interesting for a couple of points

1. Who admitted to it being semen, unless he was caught in the act, he could have claimed it was mucus or something?

2. Twice, so does that mean that it's twice they know about, or twice he has admitted too...or twice he was caught, how much of this guys sperm has the women of his workplace drank?

3. If this was Dublin he'd get a headline on the Sun and secretly be praised as a "legend" and a "mad thing" yet the Americans might lock him up for 3 years and put his name on a sex offenders register. You have to respect that kind of justice?

not true.

mooman

Nodin wrote: »

Saw his picture there...don't like the cut of his jib at all....

It's sickening:pac:

Nodin

mooman wrote: »

It's sickening:pac:

I actually saw this the other week.....
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/maryland/semen-attack-suspect-may-have-struck-before

antodeco

Don't you normally find seamen in water?

--LOS--

maybe it was some sort come back

Tar.Aldarion

mmmm backwashing.


People know better not check their conditioner bottles or underwear too closely

Wade in the Sea

Hay, Sandy, whatcha drinkin'?


"Deep River Cock"!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

WillyWaggler

I wonder if it was Paris Hilton?

"Disgusting there's water in this semen!"

Charlie.

Always find it weird that in stories like this the person who swallowed the semen always 'feels sick'. It's not like someone would feel sick after giving a BJ

Charlie.

Charlie. wrote: »

Always find it weird that in stories like this the person who swallowed the semen always 'feels sick'. It's not like someone would feel sick after giving a BJ

yeah totally impossible...

smcgiff

Charlie. wrote: »

Always find it weird that in stories like this the person who swallowed the semen always 'feels sick'. It's not like someone would feel sick after giving a BJ

I'm guessing and have no practical experience , but imagine it would have felt slimey as she swallowed it and not knowing what it was could have a sickening feeling.

Totalling wrong of course, and he should at least have taken her out to dinner first

Jumpy

Wade in the Sea wrote: »

Hay, Sandy, whatcha drinkin'?


"Deep River Cock"!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Willygowan

Jumpy

Oh and dont forget Polevic

Wade in the Sea

I wonder did she notice any improvement in her skin. Apparently it is really good for your skin complexion.

Wade in the Sea

:cool:

Tender Hoop

What a Legend.............