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Your first time?

  • 21-08-2010 12:46am
    #1
    Don Keypunch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭


    When did you lose your virginity?
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  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Never. That's what mechanics are for.


  • #3
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I was learning to drive, and was out with the instructor it was pissing rain out, and i managed to wallop a kerb out of it.
    He made me change the tyre while he stood under the tree keeping dry :D


  • #4
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    I could have sworn the OP said change a tyre, then it was lose your virginity, then it was change a tyre again.

    God damned it make up you're mind. Do you want your tyre changed or do you want to get laid? :p

    Edit : Now it says virginity again


  • #5
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Don Keypunch wrote: »
    When did you lose your virginity?

    The big question is - when are you hoping to lose yours?


  • #6
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I was learning to drive, and was out with the instructor it was pissing rain out, and i managed to wallop a kerb out of it.
    He made me change the tyre while he stood under the tree keeping dry :D
    Good virginity-losing euphemism - I likes.


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  • #7
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Well fcuk ya anyway OP!! :pac:

    The instructor was quite cute alright though :D


  • #8
    lemonjelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭lemonjelly


    Met a girl from sweeden one night on a bus to galway. ****ed her on the back seat of the bus. very romantic eh? yes it is true about swedens women.


  • #9
    lemonjelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭lemonjelly


    I ended up with her for about a year, aboslutetly beautiful woman. Still great friends she from stockholm. yeh but i rode her on a bus...first time for that:D


  • #10
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    What's going on OP? :confused:

    This thread was about changing a tyre and then you edited it


  • #11
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    lemonjelly wrote: »
    Met a girl from sweeden one night on a bus to galway. ****ed her on the back seat of the bus. very romantic eh? yes it is true about swedens women.

    **** = grop


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  • #12
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    So when are you going to grop a mechanic? Don't see the point in waiting around...


  • #13
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I was learning to drive, and was out with the instructor it was pissing rain out, and i managed to wallop a kerb out of it.
    He made me change the tyre while he stood under the tree keeping dry :D

    Ye dirty yoke!! So that's how ye passed the driving test is it?! Walloping the instructor's kerb out of it?! And your first time too! Well I never..


  • #14
    lemonjelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭lemonjelly


    irish women. thats as
    starbelgrade wrote: »
    **** = grop

    No i find they like sex more than Irish women....that's all


  • #15
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    17th birthday....was pretty bad.


  • #16
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    With a female driving instructor , we had a steamy windows agreement which lasted 10 weeks ...


  • #17
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    The first time I was experimenting.

    The second time I was drunk.

    The third time I wasn't ready.

    The fourth time I got married and I was still a virgin.


  • #18
    Ostrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    Fourth this month?


  • #19
    lemonjelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭lemonjelly


    mary got away with some **** eh? not humanly possible what she and her son jesus done.


  • #20
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    He made me change the tyre while he stood under the tree keeping dry :D
    Well, at least you used (a) rubber ...


  • #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    lemonjelly wrote: »
    irish women. thats as

    No i find they like sex more than Irish women....that's all

    I'm a bit confused. Are you saying...

    1. That Swedish women like sex more than Irish women?

    or

    2. That in your experience, that, because you had it off with a Swede on the back of a bus once, that Swedes enjoy sex more than Irish girls?

    or

    3. That you have never had sex with an Irish girl?

    or

    4. That the one time you did have sex with an Irish girl, she was a let-down?

    or

    5. The one time you did have sex with an Irish girl, you were a let-down?

    or

    6. That you have never had sex & like to imagine that if you did, it would be on the back of a bus with a Swedish girl?

    or

    7. You don't know how to change a tyre?


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  • #22
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I'm a bit confused. Are you saying...

    1. That Swedish women like sex more than Irish women?

    or

    2. That in your experience, that, because you had it off with a Swede on the back of a bus once, that Swedes enjoy sex more than Irish girls?

    or

    3. That you have never had sex with an Irish girl?

    or

    4. That the one time you did have sex with an Irish girl, she was a let-down?

    or

    5. The one time you did have sex with an Irish girl, you were a let-down?

    or

    6. That you have never had sex & like to imagine that if you did, it would be on the back of a bus with a Swedish girl?

    or

    7. You don't know how to change a tyre?
    Cookers.


  • #23
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    Cookers.

    Jesus Christ, dude. Don't mention the 'c' word. For the love of God.

    Think of the children. Won't someone please think of the children?

    :eek:


  • #24
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    a few years ago....

    I was walking down the street and there was a hole in my pocket and I lost it though there


  • #25
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I lost my virginity a few years ago...
















    ...reported it to the Gardaì, but they didn't find anything............typical!


  • #26
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    i know exactly where i left it, and i have no intentions of going back there.


  • #27
    Prabhu Deva
    Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭Prabhu Deva


    I'm sure its around here somewhere....

    *keeps looking*


  • #28
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Don't know as I still have my cherie.


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