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  • 18-08-2010 1:41pm
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    shrewd
    Registered Users Posts: 295 ✭✭


    On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

    Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined 200euro the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined 600euro. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of 1800euro. ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".

    To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A COMPLETE SEASON?"
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    Herb Powell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    what


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Ehm, I see you found the 'Humour' forum already. Prob should head back there soon...

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=66782280#post66782280


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    Noopti
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    You use the term "humour" in a very broad sense I imagine....


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    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,430 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    I ate a big red candle


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    dr.bollocko
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    shrewd wrote: »
    On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

    Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined 200euro the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined 600euro. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of 1800euro. ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".

    To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A COMPLETE SEASON?"

    You've already found the humour forum OP. Stuff like this is best posted there.


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