Most Embarrassing moment in your school life.....

Brendog

I'll get the ball rolling......


A bird **** on my jacket during lunch in 2nd year.

It was a black jacket with the whitest **** imaginable on it.
The rest of the year went downhill from there!

prinz

Calling the teacher Mam instead of Miss.:o

fakearms123

Getting a boner during class and then being told to put the rubbish beside my desk in the bin, I had to pretend to tie my laces on both feet on my way to the bin staring at the picture of Mother Teresa to get my johnson down :P

changes

sitting in class ogling some girl with a semi then getting asked to stand up by the teacher for talking.... quite embarrassing if you couldn't sit it out long enough to go back to normal

Sykk

Writing "MS.XXX SUCKS PIGS" on the blackboard in the biggest font that could fit. In Front of the whole class

While finishing the picture of the pig, said teacher walks in.. Caught in mid draw with chalk in my hand I stared her in the eye and said "It wasn't me".

Twin-go

Brendog wrote: »

I'll get the ball rolling......


A bird **** on my jacket during lunch in 2nd year.

It was a black jacket with the whitest **** imaginable on it.
The rest of the year went downhill from there!

When I read this first OP I thought you where talking about a human female "bird". I was thinking WTF!!!!!!:eek:

Tomebagel

fakearms123 wrote: »

Getting a boner during class and then being told to put the rubbish beside my desk in the bin, I had to pretend to tie my laces on both feet on my way to the bin staring at the picture of Mother Teresa to get my johnson down :P

I hope ya went to a mixed school:p

mudokon

In primary school the playground had a football pitch painted on it. The lines had been repainted so I walked along the lines as they stood out so much.

We got called into class so off I wandered leaving blue footprints all around the classroom after me which stopped at my desk.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Getting caught masturbating in the boys' bathroom.


I never did get my H.Dip.

admiralofthefleet

i got a diamond cutter on front of everyone in pe at the sight of a girl in my class in tight shorts, you could have hung a wet duffle coat off it

chin_grin

Aiyana Massive Videodisc wrote: »

Getting caught masturbating in the boys' bathroom.


I never did get my H.Dip.

I'm more concerned that you had to specify...............:pac:

Catsmokinpot

Getting talking to someone in a pub in dublin the week after Tool played in the point in dublin and the first thing i said was.

"you look like a tool head" (not realising that it could be misconstrued)

needless to say he wasnt very happy and it took a bit of explaining.

egg, my face, on.

Hasmunch

in fifth year, while waiting around one morning in class, we were all messing around.
Everyone was sitting on their desks so i thought i would be cool if i sat on the teachers desk, (It was a small 2ft square desk about 4 feet off the ground so the teacher could stay standing for the class and lean against it)

I did not realise it was made of half rotted plywood however, so when i made a run at it and landed my arse up on it, i broke it straight it half and fell to the floor and busted my arse at the same time. The whole class was there sitting there watching me go as red as a strawberry whincing from the pain, trying in vain to make two pieces of wood back into one....

Didnt live that down for a long time.

PeterIanStaker

The headmaster caught me behind the bike shed, with one of the girls from my class.

When I was leaving, he said it was a pity, because he said I was the best English teacher the school ever had.

Fart

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

Getting talking to someone in a pub in dublin the week after Tool played in the point in dublin and the first thing i said was.

"you look like a tool head" (not realising that it could be misconstrued)

needless to say he wasnt very happy and it took a bit of explaining.

egg, my face, on.

School Trip to see Tool?

Hate that.

Brendog

Sykk wrote: »

"It wasn't me".

but she caught you on camera....









That happened to me too. When the teacher was out of the class I went to put a wooden wedge under the door. He walked in with me on the ground and just stared at me.

I told him I lost my contacts. Unfortunatley he knew I never wore glasses

chin_grin

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

Getting talking to someone in a pub in dublin the week after Tool played in the point in dublin and the first thing i said was.

"you look like a tool head" (not realising that it could be misconstrued)

needless to say he wasnt very happy and it took a bit of explaining.

egg, my face, on.

School =/= pub. (see thread title).

Captain Darling

The day i kicked Paddy Ward in the bollox in fifth class. Naturally being an itinerant he was pubic well before the rest of us because he was probably about 15 at that stage. He made a big mistake stealing my pencil case that was in the shape of a pistol.

Got him in the corridor and kicked him in the knackers so hard i connected with bone. He came crawling into the classroom afterwards with snot and tears on his face saying 'Sir, Sir, Cap'n kicked me in da balls, he kicked me in da balls....'

Slightly embarrassing, got me pencil case back though.

Carlos_Ray

Suspended for stealing porn mags from other students and selling it back to them (all boys school). It seemed a foolproof plan. Got my friends to pick their lockers and take the magazines, They'd give them to me and I'd offer it to people at a cut down price. Usually the owner would buy it back. (no one could report porn magazines being stolen). Nice little earner until I got caught by a teacher while in possession, parents called in, very embarrassing. My mom was livid.

Brendog

Twin-go wrote: »

When I read this first OP I thought you where talking about a human female "bird". I was thinking WTF!!!!!!:eek:

That would've been less embarrassing....

Catsmokinpot

chin_grin wrote: »

School =/= pub. (see thread title).

double egg on face.

Read social instead of school must be a bit dyslexicikikik too

Ok school, hmm happened so long ago i don't remmeber i suppose wearing chaps when playing curly in oklahoma (a western musical that we did in school) that squeezed my crotch together that made me look like i had a full raging horn for the entire play

alwaysadub

Getting one of my first periods. While doing PE all afternoon. And wearing little white shorts.
Not a good day.

UpCork

Every single day that I walked through the school gates. Yet weirdly enough I liked school.

Honest to God though if I revealed my most embarassing moment, it would identify me here as it is an often told story when I get together with school pals

KeithM89_old

I smashed some girls clay statue for Art in 6th year accidently - she wasnt to pleased

pow wow

I was in uniform sitting on one of those very low down benches they have in P.E. halls with a group of girls from my class, whilst the beast of a teacher walked up and down in front of us whining about something as usual. She turned to me and told me to close my legs as my "wares" were on show to everyone.

I shuffled my skirt about a bit and then she walked back up to say she could still see "them" :rolleyes: She was the kind that would be looking too.

yuloni

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SeaFields

The school secretary walked in on me taking a dump when she was checking the toilets just before home time.

It was in third class of primary school but still makes me cringe

MrSir

I once called a teacher a paedophile to his face.

It was an accident I assure you.

Superbus

So, so many things. One that sticks in the mind for whatever reason was in First Class, walking in to the wrong classroom - my Senior Infants one - the teacher greeting me with an enthusiastic "Hi, "Superbus"!", me not replying, standing on the spot for a second, then running away.

There's been worse, a lot worse really, but I've blocked them out

veryangryman

Nice thread. 10 years to the day since i got my repeat leaving results.

As for the thread, a tie between

Girl coming onto me and (being a typical awkward male teenager) not knowing what to do about it.

Throwing up in front of Principal at my graduation

Blinking during the school photo (which still has pride of place to this day as far as i know)


To be honest, i hated school. The whole place is just one very horrible catwalk. I must be the only person in the country with a degree who skipped more school than college. Something about the uniformity when you are at an age of expirementation, development and general rebellion really didnt suit me.

Whereas college, nobody is there saying "dont do that", so whats the point of rebellion when its the "done thing"

Sorry for the rant.

January

First year and our uniform was a horrible brown (poo coloured brown) pencil skirt, walking from the prefab to the main building and tripping over the pebbles and the skirt ripping from hem to wasitband right at the back... not a good day...