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Assembly songs in the UK

  • 18-08-2010 9:05am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭


    I spent 4 years at primary school in the uk and during this time we went to assembly every morning and sang hymns, it was a protestant school even though we weren't protestant we still took part.

    These are the song that i remember from that time 22-26 years ago

    All things bright and beautiful
    Morning has broken
    The wise man built his house on the rock ???? (the rain came down and the floods came up)
    The ink is black, the page is white, together we learn to read and write
    The lord of the dance

    Edit :to add another- His got the whole world in his hands

    We even sang ' the yellow submarine'

    I'm sure there must be 20 more but thats all that springs to mind.

    Bearing in mind this is a mostly catholic country and not too many went to primary school in the uk, does any one else have any they remember?

    Also anyone who attended a Church of Ireland school! (must forget ye)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    I am the Lord of the dance settee:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    A nation once again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Do Catholic schools not do hymns then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    our old primary teacher used to have us sing everything from puff the magic dragon (she obviously didn't get the meaning) to the national anthem.

    she made us sing louder this one time as the howling of the kid getting bet to sunder by the principle in the adjoining room was distracting us...i kid you not


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    We used to sing 'Go on Home British Soldiers' every morning before classes started......:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    our old primary teacher used to have us sing everything from puff the magic dragon (she obviously didn't get the meaning)...

    Or perhaps she was smart enough to know there was no drug connection to the original song. The theory that it is about drug use was added on years later and became an urban myth. It's not more about drugs than 'Thank heaven for little girls' is about paedophilia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I actually find stuff like this creepy. Like when I see US children having to do the "Pledge of Allegiance" in school. Indoctrination from a young age.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    prinz wrote: »
    Or perhaps she was smart enough to know there was no drug connection to the original song. The theory that it is about drug use was added on years later and became an urban myth. It's not more about drugs than 'Thank heaven for little girls' is about paedophilia.

    ahhhhh b'ollocks. why does life always let me down? just once JUST ONCE GODDAMNIT i want cool stories like that and richard gere abusing a hamster with his anus to be true


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Our repetoire was "whiskey in the jar" "the merry ploughboy" "only our rivers free". We probably did a few more songs about shooting brits but those were perennial favourites

    We banged out "wiela wiela" and "the bog down in the valley(o)" the odd time too for light relief.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    The wise man built his house on the rock ????
    "And I also say to you that you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build My church; and the gates of Hades shall not overpower it," (Matt. 16:18)


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    For some reason I have vague memories of singing Que Sara Sara


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Attending a Catholic primary school in England, we sang nothing at assembly. We just got bollocked by some old nun for ten minutes, for what happened the previous day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    I spent 4 years at primary school in the uk and during this time we went to assembly every morning and sang hymns, it was a protestant school even though we weren't protestant we still took part.

    These are the song that i remember from that time 22-26 years ago

    All things bright and beautiful
    Morning has broken
    The wise man built his house on the rock ???? (the rain came down and the floods came up)
    The ink is black, the page is white, together we learn to read and write
    The lord of the dance

    We even sang ' the yellow submarine'

    I'm sure there must be 20 more but thats all that springs to mind.

    Bearing in mind this is a mostly catholic country and not too many went to primary school in the uk, does any one else have any they remember?

    Just curious - What part of the UK were you in? England (North/South), London, Scotland (East/West)?, N.Ireland or Wales (North/South Wales)? there are massive regional defferences . . . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    West midlands, England. The school was in Dudley. We even had cooked dinners and a swimming pool. What a ahock to the system when i moved to co. cork at 8.


    I also remember a song called

    cum by yar (or thats what it sounded like)

    we also sang weird songs for the harvest -


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    MoodeRator wrote: »
    I am the Lord of the dance settee:(


    as i recall

    praise the lord whereever he may be he is the lord of the dance settee,

    what the hell is a dance settee?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    West midlands, England. The school was in Dudley. We even had cooked dinners and a swimming pool. What a ahock to the system when i moved to co. cork at 8.


    I also remember a song called

    cum by yar (or thats what it sounded like)

    we also sang weird songs for the harvest -

    Are you sure it wasn't a commune?


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumbaya


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    bonerm wrote: »
    I actually find stuff like this creepy. Like when I see US children having to do the "Pledge of Allegiance" in school. Indoctrination from a young age.


    I wasn't a protestant (never baptised) , but i have very fond memories of assembly and when i hear one of the hymns i smile. Assembly could be quite fun sometimes but i dont really like the "Pledge of Allegiance" thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    West midlands, England. The school was in Dudley. We even had cooked dinners and a swimming pool. What a ahock to the system when i moved to co. cork at 8.

    I also remember a song called

    cum by yar (or thats what it sounded like)

    we also sang weird songs for the harvest -

    Don't kids sing these songs in school here too? I remember well singing "Kum ba yah, my Lord, kum ba yah", (English school), and the weird Harvest songs that you speak of are actually Harvest festival-songs/Hymns that I know for sure are sung here in the the C of I, and C of I schools.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    LordSutch wrote: »
    Don't kids sing these songs in school here too? I remember well singing "Kum ba yah, my Lord, kum ba yah", (English school), and the weird Harvest songs that you speak of are actually Harvest festival-songs/Hymns that I know for sure are sung here in the the C of I, and C of I schools.


    Im sure they do, I never went to a C of I school over here only catholic schools (x 3 primary 2 in cork 1 in Waterford) but i don't recall any catholic hymns, i suppose they were all sang in the church and i never went in one. My daughter sings in the choir for her catholic school and i don't recall any of the songs that she sings, she even sings in Latin.

    As for the C of I, if any one who went to school in a C of I school feel free to say what hymns you remember.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I think all of the songs/hymns on the list are sung in schools of all denominations these days, and probably always were.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Not in the 3 catholic schools i went to 19-22 years ago! (unless only sang in the church but never ever in the class room)

    They did sing a few of the x mas songs but not all of them.
    silent night
    away in a manger
    never sang - little donkey or 3 wise kings


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Im sure they do, I never went to a C of I school over here only catholic schools (x 3 primary 2 in cork 1 in Waterford) but i don't recall any catholic hymns, i suppose they were all sang in the church and i never went in one. My daughter sings in the choir for her catholic school and i don't recall any of the songs that she sings, she even sings in Latin.

    As for the C of I, if any one who went to school in a C of I school feel free to say what hymns you remember.

    The only song I've heard my daughter sing are My Old Man's a dustman (Which I am not) with this chorus (Which made me raise an eyebrow when she started singing it...

    Rule Britannia, Marmalade and Jam
    We threw sausages at my old man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    The only song I've heard my daughter sing are My Old Man's a dustman (Which I am not) with this chorus (Which made me raise an eyebrow when she started singing it...

    Rule Britannia, Marmalade and Jam
    We threw sausages at my old man

    we never sang my old mans a dustman but i do know it, i recall some words to rule britannia but i don't ever recall singing it at school, we may have done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Not in the 3 catholic schools i went to 19-22 years ago! (unless only sang in the church but never ever in the class room)

    They did sing a few of the x mas songs but not all of them.
    silent night
    away in a manger
    never sang - little donkey or 3 wise kings

    What was sung was probably down to the musical taste of the resident neurotic singing teacher (all the ones I had were neurotic anyway, but my singing was sh1t and probably drove them to it). I don't think that any hymn has a denominational monopoly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I spent 4 years at primary school in the uk and during this time we went to assembly every morning and sang hymns, it was a protestant school even though we weren't protestant we still took part.

    These are the song that i remember from that time 22-26 years ago

    All things bright and beautiful
    Morning has broken
    The wise man built his house on the rock ???? (the rain came down and the floods came up)
    The ink is black, the page is white, together we learn to read and write
    The lord of the dance
    I went to a catholic primary school in England and remember singing most of them at assembly.
    as i recall

    praise the lord whereever he may be he is the lord of the dance settee,

    what the hell is a dance settee?
    It's " I am the Lord of the Dance, said he".

    I was actually at a wedding on Saturday and they sang that one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I went to a catholic primary school in England and remember singing most of them at assembly.


    It's " I am the Lord of the Dance, said he".

    I was actually at a wedding on Saturday and they sang that one.

    Is it not

    Park Sung, whoever you may be
    you eat dogs in your own country
    but it could be worse
    you could be a scouse
    eating rats in your council house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    I just asked my daughter who is going into 5th class (catholic school)she only knows

    morning has broken
    silent night
    and away in a manger

    she hasn't heard any of the other songs -

    the 3 wise kings we had our own version

    us three kings are jolly and wise
    one in a taxi
    one in a car
    one on a scooter papping his hooter
    smoking a big cigar
    oh, star of wonder
    star of light
    sit on a box of dynamite
    light the fuse
    and off we go
    all the way to Mexico.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    What was sung was probably down to the musical taste of the resident neurotic singing teacher (all the ones I had were neurotic anyway, but my singing was sh1t and probably drove them to it). I don't think that any hymn has a denominational monopoly.

    Neurotic, large breasts and glasses with string on them. Usually drove an old Beetle or VW Campavan and was never, ever married.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom




    Bearing in mind this is a mostly catholic country and not too many went to primary school in the uk, does any one else have any they remember?

    It went a little something like this.....


    Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
    Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
    Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
    From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra ♫


    Followed by.....


    Dee Dee na na na

    Saturday night, I feel the air
    Is getting hot
    Like you baby
    I'll make you mine you know
    I'll take you to the top
    I'll drive you crazy
    Saturday night, dance, I like
    The way you move
    Pretty baby
    It's party time and not one
    Minute we can lose
    Be my baby

    Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
    Nee na na na - be my baby
    Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
    Nee na na na - Pretty baby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    For some reason I have vague memories of singing Que Sara Sara


    what ever will be will be, think i did that in the uk and ireland, had to look it up on the net and as i read the first sentence it all came back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    mikom wrote: »
    It went a little something like this.....


    Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
    Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
    Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
    From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra ♫

    Followed by.....


    Dee Dee na na na

    Saturday night, I feel the air
    Is getting hot
    Like you baby
    I'll make you mine you know
    I'll take you to the top
    I'll drive you crazy
    Saturday night, dance, I like
    The way you move
    Pretty baby
    It's party time and not one
    Minute we can lose
    Be my baby

    Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
    Nee na na na - be my baby
    Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
    Nee na na na - Pretty baby


    Dont you just love the wolf tones i was listening to that last night on itunes alond with do you want your old lobby washed down and saturday night but i think i was 15 when that was released so i wouldnt have sang it in n.s. All good songs though thanx.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Bambi wrote: »
    Our repetoire was "whiskey in the jar" "the merry ploughboy" "only our rivers free". We probably did a few more songs about shooting brits but those were perennial favourites

    We banged out "wiela wiela" and "the bog down in the valley(o)" the odd time too for light relief.


    what about
    2. My Wife, Johnny’s Morris Minor
    3. A Teenager in 1968
    4. No More Beer
    5. I Love my Juggernaut
    6. The Pothole Song
    7. Me First Marquee Dance
    8. Johnny is a Batchelor
    1. A little bit a lastic
    2. Keep the shovel Tippin’
    3. Fagan’s Chipper Van
    4. Me little Volkswagon
    5. A Ferguson Tractor
    6. Goin to a Weddin’
    7. A Travellin’ Man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Neurotic, large breasts and glasses with string on them. Usually drove an old Beetle or VW Campavan and was never, ever married.

    ...and in between choruses you could hear moths chewing away at her tweed bloomers. I'm surprised I never caught the ghey:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    I spent 4 years at primary school in the uk and during this time we went to assembly every morning and sang hymns, it was a protestant school even though we weren't protestant we still took part.

    These are the song that i remember from that time 22-26 years ago

    All things bright and beautiful
    Morning has broken
    The wise man built his house on the rock ???? (the rain came down and the floods came up)
    The ink is black, the page is white, together we learn to read and write
    The lord of the dance

    We even sang ' the yellow submarine'

    I'm sure there must be 20 more but thats all that springs to mind.

    Bearing in mind this is a mostly catholic country and not too many went to primary school in the uk, does any one else have any they remember?

    Also anyone who attended a Church of Ireland school! (must forget ye)
    Do Catholic schools not do hymns then?

    Ours did, went to a catholic primary school in london, sang 'All things bright and beautiful' and 'Morning has broken' amoungst others. Sang them in assembly and during music lessons.

    Our teacher in Class 7 also taught us 'Jerusalem', still remember most of it now. Also being in Class 7, we were expected to keep the Time and Tune during said singing in asembly

    In secondary school, only the Choir sang during mass.
    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Attending a Catholic primary school in England, we sang nothing at assembly. We just got bollocked by some old nun for ten minutes, for what happened the previous day.

    We got Bollocked a bit, sang abit, then got bollocked a bit more. Then depending on your class, and teacher, might have got bollocked some more for the rest of the day. I have blocked out most of Classes 2 and 4.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Ours did, went to a catholic primary school in london, sang 'All things bright and beautiful' and 'Morning has broken' amoungst others. Sang them in assembly and during music lessons.

    .


    I take it assembly is an english thing as i never had assembly in ireland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Our Irish teacher was an alcoholic and she used to make us march around the room with our hurls on our shoulders singing the National Anthem.

    Pure daft.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭milly4ever


    I spent 4 years at primary school in the uk and during this time we went to assembly every morning and sang hymns, it was a protestant school even though we weren't protestant we still took part.

    These are the song that i remember from that time 22-26 years ago

    All things bright and beautiful
    Morning has broken
    The wise man built his house on the rock ???? (the rain came down and the floods came up)
    The ink is black, the page is white, together we learn to read and write
    The lord of the dance

    We even sang ' the yellow submarine'

    I'm sure there must be 20 more but thats all that springs to mind.

    Bearing in mind this is a mostly catholic country and not too many went to primary school in the uk, does any one else have any they remember?

    Also anyone who attended a Church of Ireland school! (must forget ye)

    i bet you used the come and praise hymnbooks! i recognise all of those.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Never had a hymn book as i never was a church of Ireland/England or catholic, they are the songs i remember singing as a 4-7 year old, but the school i was in may have had that book, but i wouldnt know, its quite possible, is the book 22-26 years old?

    Must add i never saw a hymn book at school the words were always on a big screen at the top of the hall. Dont know how i could read them at 4!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭milly4ever


    Never had a hymn book as i never was a church of Ireland/England or catholic, they are the songs i remember singing as a 4-7 year old, but the school i was in may have had that book, but i wouldnt know, its quite possible is the book 22-26 years old?

    yes, i would say the teacher playing the piano was using that book. Just did a google search for it and they even have an appreciation society on facebook. Have a look, I bet you'll recognise a lot of the songs there :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Our Irish teacher was an alcoholic and she used to make us march around the room with our hurls on our shoulders singing the National Anthem.

    Pure daft.


    Sounds like fun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 981 ✭✭✭flikflak


    I take it assembly is an english thing as i never had assembly in ireland.

    I went to primary school in England and our was called service.

    Old faves at St Annes included,
    One more step along the world I go
    When I needed a neighbour (cue giggles when the word naked was sung)
    The ink is black, the page is white
    Make me a channel of your peace
    Seek ye first

    All in the teachers handwriting on the OHP

    Funny how I can still remember the words to them when I cant remember anything useful!

    eta - sorry am on a roll now
    Can you hear the raindrops drumming on the rooftops
    So light up the fire and let the flame burn (might not be atual title)
    Cross over the road my friend
    You shall go out with joy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    flikflak wrote: »
    I went to primary school in England and our was called service.

    Old faves at St Annes included,
    One more step along the world I go
    When I needed a neighbour (cue giggles when the word naked was sung)
    The ink is black, the page is white
    Make me a channel of your peace
    Seek ye first

    All in the teachers handwriting on the OHP

    Funny how I can still remember the words to them when I cant remember anything useful!


    The only one i know there is
    The ink is black, the page is white. i might look the others up to see if i do recognise them. thanks.

    reading the top one i though of

    His got the whole world in his hands!

    I looked the others up and nothing rings a bell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    milly4ever wrote: »
    yes, i would say the teacher playing the piano was using that book. Just did a google search for it and they even have an appreciation society on facebook. Have a look, I bet you'll recognise a lot of the songs there :)

    just took a look at the group and im not the only one who sang 'i am the lord of the dance settee!'


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