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If You WOn the Lotto....

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  • 17-08-2010 12:49am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭


    What would you spend it on?

    For starters, I would design and build my dream home.
    I would help my siblings erase all debt
    I would help friends erase all debt.
    Then..... maybe start a charity that would actually do some good without lining the pockets of those who run it for me....

    And I would travel. A lot!

    What would you do?
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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Wave goodbye to this country. Id drop EVERYTHING and go, fúck everyone I'm off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,160 ✭✭✭bmw535d


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    What would you spend it on?

    For starters, I would design and build my dream home.
    I would help my siblings erase all debt
    I would help friends erase all debt.
    Then..... maybe start a charity that would actually do some good without lining the pockets of those who run it for me....

    And I would travel. A lot!

    What would you do?

    you'd be broke quick!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I would wipe out world poverty, saving all the starving children. Then I would build little homes in the meadows for unwanted puppies, so they could roam free, be happy & have shelter & food.

    Then I'd blow the rest on coke & hookers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I'd completely lose the run of myself, i'd tell the boss to f*** off, then blow all the money within a year or two, then go grovelling back to the boss.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,893 ✭✭✭allthedoyles


    Its 00.50am and well past your bedtime - If you want to dream , then go to bed .

    You would erase your debts - I would prefer to delete mine !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 285 ✭✭Plebs


    Ah yes, the working class fantasy.

    Cad a dheanadh da mbudadh an Chrannchur Naisuinta? a la Leaving Cert Irish Higher Level Modh Choinnealeach oral exam.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Pay off my debts and buy a new car would be the top two things.
    Then buy a house, go on holiday, sort out my family.

    Would obviously depend on how much i won.
    Funny,i was just day dreaming about winning the lotto at the weekend! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭IrishZeus



    Then I'd blow the rest on coke & hookers.

    Who needs coke when you have kittens... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing
    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    *sigh* A new keeper....


  • Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭Smokin_Aces


    Get hannah minx to star in a porno..


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Say.... the charity could include kittens!
    A free kitten with every bag of groceries from the food pantry!
    (Maybe NOT a good idea...)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Senna wrote: »
    I'd completely lose the run of myself, i'd tell the boss to f*** off, then blow all the money within a year or two, then go grovelling back to the boss.


    At least your honest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Depends on how much the jackpot was, but assuming €1.5 mil......

    Pay off the loans
    Buy a decent car and jeep
    Do the roof conversion
    Landscape the garden and buy a BIG shed
    Install a home recording studio
    Give €50,000 each to family members
    Go on a world tour
    Buy a nice place abroad

    I reckon that'd be about €700,000 give or take

    Then live on the balance for life - €35,000 a year even if I didn't work (which I'd have to, coz I'd go mental otherwise).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    First id Get the hell out of ireland,
    Then buy a boat a huge house and invest stocks in apple.
    Buy a nice car or 4 and get a hospital wing named after me :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2 Mandella


    Plebs wrote: »
    Modh Choinnealeach
    Arrrrgghhhhh....never thought id see or hear those words again!

    Cue the nightmares. Thanks Plebs


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭IrishZeus


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    Say.... the charity could include kittens!
    A free kitten with every bag of groceries from the food pantry!
    (Maybe NOT a good idea...)

    A charity for kitten huffing...? You my friend have just taken it to a whole new level... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Then live on the balance for life - €35,000 a year

    You have less than 23 years left to live? :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    assuming a big rollover or the euromillions.. a Harrier Jet! Only problem is once I bought it I probably wouldn't be able to afford fuel, let alone insurance on the provisional!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I'd buy the biggest motherf*cking piggy bank in the world & put all the cash in it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    buy a house, pay off my parents mortgage and my sisters, get a nice car. go ape sh!t and get a ridiculous amount of shoes = contentment. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    You have less than 23 years left to live? :eek:

    Interest on the unused balance makes that about 30 years, not to mention saving what I'd get for part-time working - say another €10,000 a year - tagged on.

    So I reckon it'd get me close enough to 75, all-in........time to check out around then......


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    buy a first class ticket back hom eto Ireland.
    Party!
    Build my dream home
    buy a nice car (ive always wanted to buy a brand new car)
    pay off loans
    give some to family
    give some to charity
    Find a job that i actually like doing

    Im off to buy a ticket now :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Interest on the unused balance makes that about 30 years, not to mention saving what I'd get for part-time working - say another €10,000 a year - tagged on.

    So I reckon it'd get me close enough to 75, all-in........time to check out around then......

    You'll still be posting on Boards when you're 90, Liam!

    Though, by then, you'll also have the state pension, so that'll at least cover the broadband connection, supplies of Horlicks, a warm blanket & a bit of eco-coal (or whatever we'll be burning in the future). :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    If the jackpot was more than 5 million I'd be out the fcukin gap to a country that has nice weather for more than 2 months of the year like this dreary sh!thole.
    Don't get me wrong this is the best place in the world when the suns shining but its a depressing kip for the other 8/9 months of the year.

    I'd come back home for the summer (when there is one) & christmas. Otherwise my permanent home would be a villa in spain/south france with a pool, outdoor bar & rabbits. Thousands of rabbits just hoppin all over the place.


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