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Strange things you said today

  • 15-08-2010 11:18pm
    #1
    quibbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭quibbles


    If I smell like a bag of chips, It's because I have vineagar on me.

    Ahem. Let me explain, the strangest thing I said today was,


    "is that enough bum for you?" to the nurse who was injecting me with antihistamine.

    Jellyfish + me = tango :rolleyes:


    What's the strangest thing you said today, to whom and why.
    Tagged:


Comments

  • #2
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    That Kelly Brook's boobs were swellegant?


  • #3
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    "do you think its okay to eat da poo poo? Like ice-cream?" to a lad from Ghana


  • #4
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    "you can take them out of you mouth now father...."


  • #5
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    look at stellas hairy bum.


  • #6
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Out loud in a pharmacy, "Does Senokot cure tapeworm?".


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  • #7
    Nicole Harsh Palate
    Posts: 0 ✭ Nicole Harsh Palate


    they said there were going to be planes doing tricks ... liars


  • #8
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    The only thing i've said to anyone at all today was "hi ya" and "thanks"-when i was buying the paper this morning. Other than that,i've talked to no one all day.
    Hmm i only realised that now!


  • #9
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    The only thing i've said to anyone at all today was "hi ya" and "thanks"-when i was buying the paper this morning. Other than that,i've talked to no one all day.
    Hmm i only realised that now!

    Couple of years go by and you'll barely notice that you haven't spoken to anyone in months.

    You'll get used to it.

    Now get back in the attic.


  • #10
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    The only thing i've said to anyone at all today was "hi ya" and "thanks"-when i was buying the paper this morning. Other than that,i've talked to no one all day.
    Hmm i only realised that now!

    ah jaysus... hello alwaysadub!


  • #11
    The Agogo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo


    "The hand job costs €6"

    when I meant to say

    "the hand wash costs €6"


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  • #12
    Ben Hadad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 186 ✭✭Ben Hadad


    I was in tesco today and for some reason I said the following,

    "sorry can I get an elastic bag as well please".

    I have no idea why, I was a bit hungover I suppose, but god it was embarresing.


  • #13
    quibbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭quibbles



    The Agogo
    The Agogo wrote: »
    "The hand job costs €6"
    :eek:

    Im stll "Stingling" , ( tingling from a sting )


  • #14
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    "I wish you would learn to wipe your own bum"

    (I'm potty training my son)


  • #15
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Biggins wrote: »
    "I wish you would learn to wipe your own bum"

    (I'm potty training my son)

    haha! i know that feeling!


  • #16
    The Agogo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo


    quibbles wrote: »

    The Agogo

    ahw! my first boardsie award

    *puts it on empty shelf*


  • #17
    quibbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭quibbles


    You go Agogo, you GO !


  • #18
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Couple of years go by and you'll barely notice that you haven't spoken to anyone in months.

    You'll get used to it.

    Now get back in the attic.

    Yes Sir.
    Sorry Sir.


  • #19
    The Agogo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo


    I'm agogoing!


  • #20
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    ah jaysus... hello alwaysadub!

    Ooh a conversation..now how does this work again... Em, hello tea! :D


    I talked to myself for a bit..which is strange in a way i suppose..


  • #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Biggins wrote: »
    "I wish you would learn to wipe your own bum"

    (I'm potty training my son)

    My missus is always saying that to me.


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  • #22
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Ooh a conversation..now how does this work again... Em, hello tea! :D


    I talked to myself for a bit..which is strange in a way i suppose..

    well i mean, who else were you goin to talk to? it's when the voices start to talk back you need to be worried =P


  • #23
    backrow67n8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭backrow67n8


    'I'm not entertaining you and your ignorance for the next 45 minutes' to some fella in the Cusack stand today.


  • #24
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    My missus is always saying that to me.

    Does she think its okay to eat da poo poo?


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