Funny Shane Carwin story

scudzilla

Shane Carwin recently ran a competition on his twitter, the winner would get to come to Shane's town and spent the weekend boating with him.

So the trip is this weekend, here's what happened the first night, all taken from Carwin's website!!

As I picked up the winner from the airport I started to worry. I do not know the winner, we had not filled out eHarmony profiles, so it was a true blind meeting.

Denver Airport is in rural Denver. It is like a fancy mall inside with planes coming and going, but once you step outside it is pretty barren. So Josh, the winner, is finally with me and we begin the journey to Greeley. Josh is a good guy, he knows my wrestling coach Leister Bowling so we have some things to talk about. As we drive past Denver, I think Josh begins to realize he came to the Country and the mile high city is a white lie.

We get to Greeley and decide to visit a Pub that I like to hang at. We have a few beers and such and then Josh sends me home to be with my family. He said he would grab a cab and be "just fine". This is Greeley and he is in my bar with my friends what could go wrong?

Around 1 AM the phone rings and it is the Pub. Josh is hammered drunk and allegedly making a scene. The bartender cuts him off and calls a cab, Josh then cuss's the bartender out (a lady). This is kind of a small town and the pub is like Cheers on TV, everyone knows everyone. As Josh was escorted outside he began to get even more angry and someone sucker punches him and drops him.

My phone is blowing up at this point. Leister has my truck so he can get the boat in the morning and I am thinking I need to go find Josh and help him to his room. I finally reach Josh, he is pissed and drunk. He says he is walking to the hotel and to not worry. I think every drunk knows those lines "I am fine don't worry."

I get in my wife's Escalade and head towards the pub to try to find Josh. He won't tell me or does not know where he is and he keeps hanging up on me, and saying I am fine. He wont tell me where he is walking. At 1 AM in Greeley you have some gangs, farmers, and the police that you need to worry about. Josh was trashed and lost.

Around 2 AM I found Josh on a country road heading to Denver (by foot). He said he wanted to go to the airport and wanted to go home. He was drunk, angry and a little emotional about being sucker punched.

I let him know that if he wants to leave in the morning I will take him to the airport. He needed to sleep and I took him to his hotel so he could sleep. He must have bounced off every wall and door on the way to his room. When we got to his room he was stabbing the door with with his key and would not let me help him get the key in the VERTICAL slot.

I'm getting ready to head over to pick Josh up. I hope he wants to go boating. And I hope he has a bad hangover. I will be blasting my radio and hitting every wake I can find today:).

While this sounds like a crazy first day, Josh really is a good guy who just had a bad night. I hope he doesn't hate Greeley after this. I will keep you posted.


Hahahaha, seems a right nobjockey won the comp!!


SOURCE : http://www.shane-carwin.com/profiles/blogs/boating-or-bar-brawling-with

MrStuffins

Such a weird story!

Also, a weird prize! Boating?

Training yeah, that would be great. But hanging out on a boat with Shane Carwin.... i think i'd probably pass!

scudzilla

MrStuffins wrote: »

Such a weird story!

Also, a weird prize! Boating?

Training yeah, that would be great. But hanging out on a boat with Shane Carwin.... i think i'd probably pass!

Not the only weird story floatin around about Carwin today :rolleyes::rolleyes:

scudzilla

This is the dope who won the comp

http://twitter.com/TheePlatypus

Devastator

MrStuffins wrote: »

Such a weird story!

Also, a weird prize! Boating?

Training yeah, that would be great. But hanging out on a boat with Shane Carwin.... i think i'd probably pass!

I'm going to put my oar in....sorry



why not boating? everyone would expect it to be training so offer something different from the normal expected prize

Andrew Hoey

wat boating wit shance carwin that sounds class

Jaysoose

Is it this guy?

http://funnyvideos.todaysbigthing.com/2010/03/30