A Serial Killer could come for you

poodles

The amount of people who put up private information of themselves on boards.ie that I've come across is amazing.

It doesn't take long to find out who and where a lot of posters are located - some even put up a link to their facebook or a photo in their profile.

tmi

Superbus

Based off of my posts?

Am I that bad?

tommyboy2222

Ah Larry would you give it a rest already !!!!

strobe

I could get the exact same information by picking a random fukker walking down the street and following them for a couple of days.


Don't fear the internet. It haz your friendship. Also toasters won't climb into your bath. Know what else? Ink isn't really Satans blood, it's just better than scratching marks into stones.

starbelgrade

When was the last time there was a serial killer in Ireland? In fact, when was the first time?

Statistically, you'd be pretty f*cking unlucky to be killed by Ireland's first & only one simply by having a Facebook page link.

YouTalkinToMe

Bastards not gettin my cornflakes.

poodles

starbelgrade wrote: »

When was the last time there was a serial killer in Ireland? In fact, when was the first time?

Statistically, you'd be pretty f*cking unlucky to be killed by Ireland's first & only one simply by having a Facebook page link.

Yea, but it could be that profile picture of you in that raunchy outfit and with that suggesting expression that gives him the jump

DOC09UNAM

someone call joe duffy.

OutlawPete

starbelgrade wrote: »

When was the last time there was a serial killer in Ireland? In fact, when was the first time?

There was that streaker guy from Roscommon in the 80's who picked people out of the telephone book.

He killed two Sarah O'Connors and just as he was gonna kill the third one, some dude saved her.

The killer's name was Dermo Nater.

True story.

Mandella

Signed up under an alias ...just in case.

Oh...look...a bus..i might just get run over by it.

mikom

Final score from the serial killers Second Division:
Ipswich-5
Bradford-3
Cumbria-12
Baltinglass wanderers- Kick off delayed.

DOC09UNAM

mikom wrote: »

Final score from the serial killers Second Division:
Ipswich-5
Bradford-3
Cumbria-12
Baltinglass wanderers- Kick off delayed.

I'm ashamed to say i laughed at this.


Surely Germany are winning the league easily though?

artanevilla

How many Villa fans do you know?
How many Villa fans from Artane do you know?
Anyone who knows me, knows that this is me.

Scuid Mhór

poodles wrote: »

The amount of people who put up private information of themselves on boards.ie that I've come across is amazing.

It doesn't take long to find out who and where a lot of posters are located - some even put up a link to their facebook or a photo in their profile.

tmi

poodles: internet watchdog

Local-womanizer

poodles wrote: »

Yea, but it could be that profile picture of you in that raunchy outfit and with that suggesting expression that gives him the jump

I knew that photo would do me more harm than good....:(

rossie1977

the bebo butcher
the facebook felon

tommyboy2222

A Serial Killer could come for you

Then he would probably come on you.

JONJO THE MISER

:eek: Serial killer you say. Am i safe to go to bed?

Esel

Won't someone think of the sheep?

D.McC

Should I go to work today then, or lock the doors and windows and hide behide the sofa with the brush handle

Caoimhín

If he gets past the German Shepard he will then have to face a naked me, with a large, straight, hard thing pointed at him. It needs a bit of a rub but when provoked it will spray hot lead everywhere..

Esel

Caoimhín wrote: »

If he gets past the German Shepard he will then have to face a naked me, with a large, straight, hard thing pointed at him.

That poor dog! There ought to be a law.. oh wait - there is. :eek:

Poor Uncle Tom

starbelgrade wrote: »

When was the last time there was a serial killer in Ireland? In fact, when was the first time?

Statistically, you'd be pretty f*cking unlucky to be killed by Ireland's first & only one simply by having a Facebook page link.

First ever!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, right!

bleg

A serial killer could come for you, equally a serial money giver away could too.

ejmaztec

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

First ever!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, right!

There have probably been hundreds, but most of the Guards couldn't find their arse in their pants, so they just ignore them.

bonerm

I'm not worried. It's easy to spot a serial killer from yards off. They always have their hands in their pockets, walk in slow motion whilst making shifty looks to left or right and are accompanied by a menacing soundtrack and ominous voice-over.

ejmaztec

bonerm wrote: »

I'm not worried. It's easy to spot a serial killer from yards off. They always have their hands in their pockets, walk in slow motion whilst making shifty looks to left or right and are accompanied by a menacing soundtrack and ominous voice-over.

...and they're always carrying a bag with a bottle of Chianti and Fava beans inside, that they've just bought from their local Centra.

BLACKEN

I would love for someone to have a go at killing me! Sure i'm a serial SERIAL killer!

Sea Sharp

Y'all watchin' too many scary movies.

Ruu_Old

Mandella wrote: »

Signed up under an alias ...just in case.

Oh...look...a bus..i might just get run over by it.

Not so fast, Nelson..or YOUR REAL NAME, RUSTY SHACKLEFORD! :eek: See how easy that was. All the clues were in your first post, ahah!

tmi

Black Swan

Hides Raisin Bran.

longshanks

it was a rapist that came to our house, but i managed to frighten him off. damn internet etc.

regards,
antoine

poppyvalley

Story on telly about a german chap who became obsessed with a girl on facebook. He came to England and stabbed her boyfriend to death:(

The Big Red Button

Why does it matter if he's a serial killer? I mean, if a killer is going to come for me, I'm not really going to care about who else he kills before or after me?!

bonerm

chatterpillar wrote: »

Why does it matter if he's a serial killer? I mean, if a killer is going to come for me, I'm not really going to care about who else he kills before or after me?!

Agreed. I'd rather be killed by a virgin killer. Otherwise I'd just feel like sloppy seconds.

Saft Hans

esel wrote: »

Won't someone think of the sheep?

No man's sheep are safe.......

bonzodog2

BLACKEN wrote: »

I would love for someone to have a go at killing me! Sure i'm a serial SERIAL killer!

Wouldn't that be a serial killer KILLER ?

Mint Sauce

would somebody please think of the children!!

DOC09UNAM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Wouldn't that be a serial killer KILLER ?

no it would be dexter.

aidan_walsh

Well, I'm ****ed.