Damn Italian Police

PrettyBoy

• Topless woman investigated by police
• Sunbather "sensuously rubbing in sun cream"
• Lawyer calls incident an "outrage"

A TOPLESS sunbather is being investigated by police after being accused of sensuously rubbing sun cream on herself on a public beach.
Police were called to a beach at Anzio south of Rome by a furious mother who said the way the “attractive” sunbather was rubbing lotion on her body had “troubled her sons aged 14 and 12.”

The mother said she had asked the 26-year-old woman, identified only as Luisa under Italian privacy laws, to cover herself up. But the woman, still topless, refused and an argument broke out and police were called.

“A patrol was stopped by a mother of two sons who was angry at a topless sunbather and the way she was applying suntan cream,” a police spokesman said.


“The patrol went and took her details and she argued, still topless, that she could so no harm in what she was doing as it was a public beach.

“We have opened a file on committing an obscene act as we are committed to following the complaint. From what I heard she was very attractive,” the spokesman said.

The complaint has triggered a debate in Italy about topless bathing, with the Luisa’s lawyer calling the incident “absurd”.

“She is amazed that she is being condemned for simply sunbathing topless,” lawyer Gianluca Arrighi said.

“'Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.

'The fact a file has been opened is compulsory following the complaint but I can't imagine any judge in 2010 convicting a woman for sunbathing topless.
Mr Arrighi said there could be grounds for his client to sue for slander if the case is dropped as “you can't be reported for sunbathing topless in 2010”.

Italy’s La Repubblica newspaper waded into the argument by defending the sunbather.

"Summer is the season where everything happens but it is also the time of pathological mentalities ... where was she supposed to apply the cream on her clothes?" said a commentator.

The number of women sunbathing topless on beaches in Italy and France has dropped in recent years, Italian etiquette expert Countess Barbara Ronchi della Rocca told the UK’s Daily Mail.

Ms Rocca said the beach is no longer the place where you go to get a tan, as people spend the winter topping up their tan in salons.

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/topless-sunbather-accused-of-sensuously-rubbing-in-sun-cream/story-e6frfq80-1225904452174

orourkeda

I love tits

What a non-issue. "Troubled her sons". 12 and 14 - I'd say they were loving it.


EDIT: Though I would love to see such a case in Ireland. See what'd happen.

EDIT again: Really, orourkeda? At least try to make it look like you're not begging for thanks.

tony1kenobi

What is Italian for Joe Duffy?

Biggins

See: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055997609

Rothmans

I'm sure the boys found it to be very titillating

sponsoredwalk

“'Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.

:pac::D:D:D:cool:

fonecrusher1

Bet ya the mother of the 2 young fellas was a hog.

doctorwu

The Italian police (and the disturbed boys) were delighted when the suspect made a clean breast of it.

ColaBeDamned

It rubs the lotion on its skin..

Corsendonk

A danger to drivers! It was prob the same woman that distracted these two fellows!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8388128.stm

CiaranC

God bless Italy

OutlawPete

She must have little to be worried about if she calls the cops cause a woman is applying suncream topless :rolleyes:

Few fcuking problems in her life with do her no harm.

starbelgrade

I bet ya the Italian cops gave her a good stiff talking to.

Superbus

OutlawPete wrote: »

She must have little to be worried about if she calls the cops cause a woman is applying suncream topless :rolleyes:

Few fcuking problems in her life with do her no harm.

She has two teenage sons who were upset by a hot naked woman rubbing on suncream.


Pretty big problem screaming to be addressed.

fonecrusher1

Superbus wrote: »

She has two teenage sons who were upset by a hot naked woman rubbing on suncream.


Pretty big problem screaming to be addressed.

Nah shes just a bored moaner.

starbelgrade

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Nah shes just a bored moaner.

My kinda lady.

OutlawPete

Superbus wrote: »

She has two teenage sons who were upset by a hot naked woman rubbing on suncream.


Pretty big problem screaming to be addressed.

The only problems those boys have, that she could adress .. would mean her having to preform some incestuous acts.

SoulTrader

Oh no, everyone's going to milk these breast puns aren't they?

wonderfulname

tony1kenobi wrote: »

What is Italian for Joe Duffy?

Gio Duffi

But theres no point ringing, the outrage on an Italian Joe Duffy show would be that a woman had been asked to cover up her breasts, not that they had been out in the first place.

Snickers Man

tony1kenobi wrote: »

What is Italian for Joe Duffy?

Guiseppe Duffi.

Einhard

SoulTrader wrote: »

Oh no, everyone's going to milk these breast puns aren't they?

I'm sick to the back teat of all the puns on AH. It's udderly ridiculous at this stage.

Caoimhín

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Bet ya the mother of the 2 young fellas was a hog.

Or a lesbian in disguise...

Captainship

PrettyBoy wrote: »

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/topless-sunbather-accused-of-sensuously-rubbing-in-sun-cream/story-e6frfq80-1225904452174

Feck i wish i was 14 again

dylano_k

Patrol Man 1: So, Whats the crime?

Patrol Man 2: The crime is she isn't doing it with me

weldoninhio

PrettyBoy wrote: »

mother who said the way the “attractive” sunbather was rubbing lotion on her body had “troubled her sons aged 14 and 12.”

If the 2 kids were anything like me at that age i'd say they troubled themselves silly when they got home.

Terry

Get Berlusconi on the case.
He'll defend the rights of this tall, brunette, ample breasted woman.

orourkeda

Deleted User wrote: »

What a non-issue. "Troubled her sons". 12 and 14 - I'd say they were loving it.


EDIT: Though I would love to see such a case in Ireland. See what'd happen.

EDIT again: Really, orourkeda? At least try to make it look like you're not begging for thanks.

Edit again: No

Rhyme

dylano_k wrote: »

Patrol Man 1: So, Whats the crime?

Patrol Man 2: The crime is she isn't doing it with me

Niiiiiice.

old_aussie

White pointers at the beach can be a danger