Bizarre Dreaming

ElaElaElano

Searched for similar threads but couldn't find anything relevant, merge if I've missed it mods.

I had the most ridiculous dream last night and thought someone might be able to decipher it...and also to hear other peoples' strangest dreams would be good.

Anyway, in this one last night-

It starts off that I'm sitting in the lounge of a mansion, when the doorbell rings and there are about 10 obese, middle aged northern Irish women, all of them with huge perms and wearing pink tracksuits standing there. They force their way in and run towards the dining room, where there's a whole horse, lying dead across the table. So they all just start chewing on its body and giggling..freaked out by this, I run out to the hall to see all my possessions, including 2 guitars, smashed up in pieces on the floor. I'm panicking and sweating and the laughs of the women keep getting louder and louder, so as do you on occasions like that...

I went fishing?! down at this lake with a big wall. At the wall there's a goose, except instead of feathers, he has this slimy, rubbery kind of skin. He's just standing there staring at me so I slap him, and in doing that he gets bigger. Keep slapping him and he keeps growing. Eventually, he opens his beak and screams "YOU'RE SHÍT AT FISHING PAL!".

Freaked out by all these events, I run and run until I reach my flat, where I'm greeted by a girl, curled up in a ball in a sleeping bag at the door. She doesn't say anything so I pick her up and throw her onto the bed, only to discover she's soaking in blood...then she wakes up and says 'it's ok, it's ok, I have sudocreme', and starts covering herself in it, at which point the blood just disappears.

Then she tells me we have to go out, and we get to what looks like the Temple Bar music centre from the outside, but inside it's this tiny little room crammed with hundreds of people, except I know them all. It's old school friends, teachers, ex girlfriends, family members I hardly know and they're all pilled out of their minds. I'm bursting to use the loo except in this place there's just one urinal at the top of a stairs and no door so everyone queuing up has to watch you. I refused to be watched having a píss so ran out, but when I got outside was back in this mansion from the start, where the fat Northern Irish women are joined by my mother, who's holding a gun to her head and saying 'see that horse, see that horse you're eating. I'm next', and as she pulls the trigger on herself I wake up...

Still fúcking freaked out by it, none of it makes sense. Any ideas AH?

GLaDOS

It means you hate your father and want to have sex with your mother.

Sykk

You're going out with a fat bird that looks like a horse covered in blood.

Daisy Steiner

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=827

There's a forum dedicated to sleeping and dreaming op

They might have a better idea than AH :pac:

Tomebagel

tl;dr



fap

WindSock

ElaElaElano wrote: »

Searched for similar threads but couldn't find anything relevant, merge if I've missed it mods.

Here ya go...

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=827

Murphyt

It was probably the meteor shower last night that caused it, tonights dream should be even better.

--Kaiser--

ElaElaElano wrote: »

Searched for similar threads but couldn't find anything relevant, merge if I've missed it mods.

I had the most ridiculous dream last night and thought someone might be able to decipher it...and also to hear other peoples' strangest dreams would be good.

Anyway, in this one last night-

It starts off that I'm sitting in the lounge of a mansion, when the doorbell rings and there are about 10 obese, middle aged northern Irish women, all of them with huge perms and wearing pink tracksuits standing there. They force their way in and run towards the dining room, where there's a whole horse, lying dead across the table. So they all just start chewing on its body and giggling..freaked out by this, I run out to the hall to see all my possessions, including 2 guitars, smashed up in pieces on the floor. I'm panicking and sweating and the laughs of the women keep getting louder and louder, so as do you on occasions like that...

I went fishing?! down at this lake with a big wall. At the wall there's a goose, except instead of feathers, he has this slimy, rubbery kind of skin. He's just standing there staring at me so I slap him, and in doing that he gets bigger. Keep slapping him and he keeps growing. Eventually, he opens his beak and screams "YOU'RE SHÍT AT FISHING PAL!".

Freaked out by all these events, I run and run until I reach my flat, where I'm greeted by a girl, curled up in a ball in a sleeping bag at the door. She doesn't say anything so I pick her up and throw her onto the bed, only to discover she's soaking in blood...then she wakes up and says 'it's ok, it's ok, I have sudocreme', and starts covering herself in it, at which point the blood just disappears.

Then she tells me we have to go out, and we get to what looks like the Temple Bar music centre from the outside, but inside it's this tiny little room crammed with hundreds of people, except I know them all. It's old school friends, teachers, ex girlfriends, family members I hardly know and they're all pilled out of their minds. I'm bursting to use the loo except in this place there's just one urinal at the top of a stairs and no door so everyone queuing up has to watch you. I refused to be watched having a píss so ran out, but when I got outside was back in this mansion from the start, where the fat Northern Irish women are joined by my mother, who's holding a gun to her head and saying 'see that horse, see that horse you're eating. I'm next', and as she pulls the trigger on herself I wake up...

Still fúcking freaked out by it, none of it makes sense. Any ideas AH?

The 10 obese women eating the dead horse indicate your revulsion at the female gender, the fact that all your possessions are destroyed indicates you think this way lies your doom.

You go fishing, traditionally a masculine sport, only to be informed that you are no good at it (by something that "gets bigger. Keep slapping him and he keeps growing"...remind you of anything?)

You almost have sex with a girl, until you find she's covered in blood, again, showing the revulsion you feel towards the opposite sex.

You go to somewhere all your friends and family are, you need to piss but can't because everyone you know is watching.......i.e. you are afraid to reveal yourself as gay.

The last bit...i dunno, mother issues?

In summary.......you're gay

Gummy Panda

It's means Tar is trying to flirt with you in your dreams

PaddyBomb

Dreams mean nothing. Just your brain doing a massive fart.

Captain Darling

Sounds like an average dose of the DT's.

NothingMan

Are you sure you've even woke up yet!

mathie

NothingMan wrote: »

Are you sure you've even woke up yet!

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ElaElaElano

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

The 10 obese women eating the dead horse indicate your revulsion at the female gender, the fact that all your possessions are destroyed indicates you think this way lies your doom.

You go fishing, traditionally a masculine sport, only to be informed that you are no good at it (by something that "gets bigger. Keep slapping him and he keeps growing"...remind you of anything?)

You almost have sex with a girl, until you find she's covered in blood, again, showing the revulsion you feel towards the opposite sex.

You go to somewhere all your friends and family are, you need to piss but can't because everyone you know is watching.......i.e. you are afraid to reveal yourself as gay.

The last bit...i dunno, mother issues?

In summary.......you're gay

Oh. My. God. You've cracked it! :eek:

Something I should have added to the first post is that I'm a veggie... Dead horse/hitting a goose/going fishing are things that would bother me enormously in real life. It could be a factor but it seems too obvious. I think they've got to be analogies for something.

I'll pay a visit to sleeping/dreaming (didn't know that was there, boards.ie knows no bounds) and see what else there is to discover...

Thanks,

Gaylano x

biko

As mentioned above, try the Dreaming forum OP.