True story...maybe

lil_lisa

Person 1: "We're in Theatre Eleven, I'm gonna, um...why do you have two tickets?"
Person 2: "Whoa, the lady gave me two by mistake dude this means I get to see the movie twice...AT THE SAME TIME! "

W.Shakes-Beer

oh right yeah.

SV

Cool story bro

Lust4Life

Brilliant!

Ricardo G

lock it !!

sponsoredwalk

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Caesar ... The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answered it ...
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest,
(For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all; all honourable men)
Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral ...
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man….
He hath brought many captives home to Rome,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

Ricardo G

sponsoredwalk wrote: »

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Caesar ... The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answered it ...
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest,
(For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all; all honourable men)
Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral ...
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man….
He hath brought many captives home to Rome,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

ONE WORD...........OPIUM

BluesBerry

lil_lisa wrote: »

Person 1: "We're in Theatre Eleven, I'm gonna, um...why do you have two tickets?"
Person 2: "Whoa, the lady gave me two by mistake dude this means I get to see the movie twice...AT THE SAME TIME! "

eh...?

bluto63

lil_lisa wrote: »

Person 1: "We're in Theatre Eleven, I'm gonna, um...why do you have two tickets?"
Person 2: "Whoa, the lady gave me two by mistake dude this means I get to see the movie twice...AT THE SAME TIME! "

Hahahahahaha! Oh Lisa, you card

we'llallhavetea_old

bluto63 wrote: »

Hahahahahaha! Oh Lisa, you card

CLASSIC lisa!

alwaysadub

You're person two aren't ya OP??!

SugarHigh

bluto63 wrote: »

Hahahahahaha! Oh Lisa, you card

What does this mean?

Scuid Mhór

lil_lisa wrote: »

Person 1: "We're in Theatre Eleven, I'm gonna, um...why do you have two tickets?"
Person 2: "Whoa, the lady gave me two by mistake dude this means I get to see the movie twice...AT THE SAME TIME! "

well what else would he do? it's not like he was going to share you with another man.

lil_lisa

We all have our silly days

jd007

Silly lil_lisa! :P

Superbus

SugarHigh wrote: »

What does this mean?

Card (from Greek χάρτης - chartēs, "paper, papyrus") primarily refers to an entire or piece of card stock. More generally, the term can refer to a small flat object.
Card may more commonly refer to:

• Greeting card
• Playing card
• Trading card
• Credit card
• Debit card
• Charge card
• Gift card
• Loyalty card
• Identification card
• Library card
• Membership card
• Business card
• Rebate card
• Stored-value card
• Farecard
• Calling card
• Proximity card
• Keycard
• Index card
• Flashcard
• Memory card
• Data card
• SIM card
• Smart card
• Magnetic stripe card

URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Card&action=edit&section=1"]edit[/URL Surnames

• Andrew Card, politician, Secretary of Transportation under George H.W. Bush and White House Chief of Staff under George W. Bush
• Orson Scott Card, science fiction author
• David Card, Canadian labour economist and professor at the University of California, Berkeley
• Michael Card, American Christian singer-songwriter, author, and radio host

URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Card&action=edit&section=2"]edit[/URL Acronyms

• The Community Assistance for Reconstruction, Development, and Stabilisation (CARDS) programme, the European Union's main financial assistance instrument to the Western Balkans
• Caspase recruitment domains, or CARD domains, interaction motifs found in a wide array of proteins
• Wolfson Centre for Age-Related Diseases
• CARD, the Credit Card Accountability, Responsibility, and Disclosure Act of 2009 signed into law in 2009 by President Obama

URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Card&action=edit&section=3"]edit[/URL Other

• card, in mathematical notation, a function that returns the cardinality of a set
• Card (sports), the lineup of the matches in an event
• Apple IIe Card, a compatibility card
• A tool for carding
• Arizona Cardinals, a National Football League team nicknamed the "Cards"
• St. Louis Cardinals, a Major League Baseball team nicknamed the "Cards"

The Card may refer to:

• The Card, Arnold Bennett's 1911 novel and the 1952 film derived from it
  • The Card (musical), based on the novel
• "The Card", an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants (season 6)

GAAman

sponsoredwalk wrote: »

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him;
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Caesar ... The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answered it ...
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest,
(For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all; all honourable men)
Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral ...
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man….
He hath brought many captives home to Rome,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad

Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation

Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts

Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,

Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

andrew

A++ would read again OP.

starbelgrade

lil_lisa wrote: »

We all have our silly days

Rag week already?

Cat Face is awesome.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/catface/Cat+Face+21/

--LOS--

No laughing cue?

**** that I'm not laughing.

Tar.Aldarion

Lust4Life wrote: »

Brilliant!

you are alive!

/laughing cue for los

NoHornJan

lil_lisa wrote: »

Person 1: "We're in Theatre Eleven, I'm gonna, um...why do you have two tickets?"
Person 2: "Whoa, the lady gave me two by mistake dude this means I get to see the movie twice...AT THE SAME TIME! "

The real blond would have put on her head phones an listened to it in stereo as well...:D

OutlawPete

After Hours sure has a cast of characters

ectoraige

GAAman wrote: »

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad

Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation

Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts

Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,

Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

tl; dr

--LOS--

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

you are alive!

/laughing cue for los

/flyspray

Brendog

what movie was it?








"deepthroat"?

HereNorThere

Wow, and here I am pulling hair out worrying if my topics are good enough.

Gives me hope..... :D

Good laugh though.

Tar.Aldarion

--LOS-- wrote: »

/flyspray

Wouldn't want me to smell of that now would you