EXTRA HAM

questionmark?

Just bought a packet of Shaws finest and it clearly says four slices inside wait for it......................i found five:D

So AH's what have you found that you didnt expect? Three condoms in a box made for two;) an extra toy in the happy meal.



*Warning this maybe a slow news night

King Felix

Three yokes in an egg I went to fry one time.

JONJO THE MISER

Mmmmmm Ham.

FearDark

I used love when you'd get a solid chocolate bar, you know instead of a KitKat being biscuity it would be solid chocolate, doesn't really happen any more

plonk

I once found a midget in my closet.

Superbus

I've had a two connected oranges (one skin, two oranges inside), as well as a hollow one.

antodeco

plonk wrote: »

I once found a midget in my closet.

Was it gay?

Voltex

i once found hazelnuts in my nutty yogaurt..nearly died!!!

plonk

antodeco wrote: »

Was it gay?

No it was a ninja

FearDark

I once found a hair in a tin of mice, disgusting.

W.Shakes-Beer

Got a malteaser with no chocolate on it once.

Felt bad.

BrokenArrows

when you were a kid and found two prizes in the box of rice crispies.

Im always happy when i get the odd malteeser which is a ball of toffee because they skipped the biscuit stop. They are tasty.

Lyra Fangs

I love when you get two things for the price of one from a vending machine. It really is a special moment for me.

genericguy

i recently found twenty euro in my newly-washed jeans pocket, then when i went to put it into another pocket, i found a twently in that too. the next day i bought my friend a scone with the proceeds. great day.

questionmark?

King Felix wrote: »

Three yokes in an egg I went to fry one time.

Where they sellafield free range?

FearDark

genericguy wrote: »

i recently found twenty euro in my newly-washed jeans pocket, then when i went to put it into another pocket, i found a twently in that too. the next day i bought my friend a scone with the proceeds. great day.

€40 for a scone was a bit steep, this friend must have taken a bullet for you in Vietnam.

Mr Benevolent

genericguy wrote: »

i recently found twenty euro in my newly-washed jeans pocket, then when i went to put it into another pocket, i found a twently in that too. the next day i bought my friend a scone with the proceeds. great day.

A 40 Euro scone? Is that some hitherto unknown drug or sexual position?

tony1kenobi

I sold a fella a scone for 40 quid....think he was a money launderer.

Dj Stiggie

On several occasions I've gotten 7 nuggets instead of 6 in my McNuggets

Also getting two things for the price of one in vending machines is epic

Gang of Gin

Lyra Fangs wrote: »

I love when you get two things for the price of one from a vending machine. It really is a special moment for me.

Heh, there was a cigarette machine in a local that used to malfunction, as it were, and dispense two packets - Not ever time, but it made a certain grunt which led us to believe our luck was in - one would come out, and then a matter of a quick dislodge at the opening for the other. Nice.

genericguy

FearDark wrote: »

€40 for a scone was a bit steep, this friend must have taken a bullet for you in Vietnam.

confab vs feardark...

i'm picking feardark this time as the winner, his was better. i usually agree with your posts though confab. the guy wouldn't take a bullet for me though, but he's more than once talked me outta going to war in the first place.

Ricardo G

Its like getting a full to the brim packet of tayto..........it rarely happens

vibe666

i was expecting one joke about €40 scones and i got two at once, does that count?

bmw535d

i once got an aero bar with no bubbles. there was as much chocolate in it as two normal ones. wish i kept it.

Miss Fluff

Is a "scone" a term the kids use nowadays for some kind of sexual favour?

I had a Loop The Loop yesterday with 2/3 green and 1/3 yellow as opposed to a 1/3 green and 2/3 yellow. Chocolate a bit on the scant side as well. Bitterly disappointing.

TheKells

plonk wrote: »

No it was a ninja

a crap ninja if you found him

fonecrusher1

questionmark? wrote: »

Just bought a packet of Shaws finest and it clearly says four slices inside wait for it......................i found five:D

Im shaking with anger.:mad: Why the fcuk would you buy shaws ham when Dennys ham is sooo much nicer? I want an answer for this.

I once got a kitkat with no wafer in each of the 4 fingers. 4 sticks of solid chocolate. I actually did a backflip in rage*. Not nice at all, nestle chocolate is only average.



*may not have happened.

Wazdakka

This one time, when I was in Thailand....

<_<

>_>

Nevermind.

luv-eirexx

One time I was having chips and a yummy chicken wrap in a local restaraunt when I found a dirty chewed fingernail on the plate.

I wasn't expecting that . ... It was gross.

AskMyChocolate

FearDark wrote: »

I used love when you'd get a solid chocolate bar, you know instead of a KitKat being biscuity it would be solid chocolate, doesn't really happen any more

Can't believe you're in ahead of me. It's the ultimate surprise; like the way Yorkie was invented by a Snack Bar failing to take the wafer.

Btw OP, you don't understand "Extra Ham" until your mam/dad has a good run in the local 25 game.

"We're having a free-range turkey this Christmas 'cos Daddy won a ham in the card-drive"

*Folds arms over ample virginly bosom*

questionmark?

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Can't believe you're in ahead of me. It's the ultimate surprise; like the way Yorkie was invented by a Snack Bar failing to take the wafer.

Btw OP, you don't understand "Extra Ham" until your mam/dad has a good run in the local 25 game.

"We're having a free-range turkey this Christmas 'cos Daddy won a ham in the card-drive"

*Folds arms over ample virginly bosom*

I think we should dedicate a thread just on that!:D

OutlawPete

Got a wingnut in a packet of Manhatten Popcorn once.

Superbus

Vending machine in school used to give back full price.

Infinite snacks ftw.

alwaysadub

I bought a multi pack of small Toffee Crisps the other week, and there was an extra bar wedged in the pack by mistake. Enjoyed eating my free bar very much

Opinicus

King Felix wrote: »

Three yokes in an egg I went to fry one time.

Were you buzzin' after?

WindSock

King Felix wrote: »

Three yokes in an egg I went to fry one time.

Was one egg un oeuf?

Seaneh

I found a screw in my tuna once...


who loves orange soda?

Brendog

Love when you get a few curly fries in your chips with a BigMac meal

Gran Hermano

Seaneh wrote: »

I found a screw in my tuna once...

I love the free dolphin meat they include, so much tastier than tuna on its own.

NothingMan

Lyra Fangs wrote: »

I love when you get two things for the price of one from a vending machine. It really is a special moment for me.

The vending machine in college was one of those rotating shelf/sliding door ones, didn't take us long to discover that the milk door on the 2nd shelf went all the way open instead of just enough so we could squeeze the Yogurt next to it out through the gap. Yogurt & milk for 60c. Dairy goodness.

Seaneh wrote: »

I found a screw in my tuna once...


who loves orange soda?

Ok, I can't live with the guilt. I PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQhW230D79o

Loopy

FearDark wrote: »

I used love when you'd get a solid chocolate bar, you know instead of a KitKat being biscuity it would be solid chocolate, doesn't really happen any more

I did a stint in Jacobs on work experience and you could buy boxes of solid club milks for next to nothing, that were deemed faulty goods..
Dopes!

kfallon

genericguy wrote: »

i recently found twenty euro in my newly-washed jeans pocket, then when i went to put it into another pocket, i found a twently in that too. the next day i bought my friend a scone with the proceeds. great day.

I once found €180 in my jeans pocket that I had washed. Tbh it was just after the week of Cheltenham which consists of drinking and gambling to excess in the local, by the Thursday you are just in bits. Did a wash on the Friday morn (very sensible) but forgot to take my money out, still was a nice 'Brucie Bonus' about a week later!

Gummy Panda

Loopy wrote: »

I did a stint in Jacobs on work experience and you could buy boxes of solid club milks for next to nothing, that were deemed faulty goods..
Dopes!

Mmmmm.. club milk dipped in tea

BLACKEN

Also getting two things for the price of one in vending machines is epic[/QUOTE]

I knew i guy once that could put hes hand straight up a certain machine and just pull drinks out! :eek:............. one day he didnt notice the new camera........ 140 euro GONE in two mins! :pac::pac:

on a side note............ i bet the ladies loved him!

Banned Account

"Ham free!"

*Bends wrist limply, picks up measuring tape winks at Mrs Slocombe*

--Kaiser--

A mate once opened up a Yorkie and there was a Wispa bar in it.....they're not even made by the same company

kfallon

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

A mate once opened up a Yorkie and there was a Wispa bar in it.....they're not even made by the same company

I can imagine the disappointment in his face!