Addicted Pets

strokemyclover

I reckon my dog is now addicted to passive cigarette smoke; I go out the back graden for a smoke each time and she always follows me out. She sits behind me, down wind and sniffs the air constantly as I puff away. What have I done?

Anyone else get their pet addicted to a substance intentionally or unintentionally? I knew a neighbour years ago whose dog used to love drinking whiskey; It got funny after the third plateful towards the end of the night and the dog would be bumping into stationary objects in the sitting room. Cruel-ish but very funny!

jd007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCzN4d_7xeE

Lyra Fangs

My dog is addicted to food. Doesn't sound too bad but my dog will practically do anything to get food. At home we have to make sure all food is kept out of reach but still she goes out hunting, finding dumped takeaway seems to be her speciality. I mean you can't even throw bread out to the birds or she'll come back with every slice wedged in her mouth, she'll eat herself to death some day. :rolleyes:

TempleogueHead

I'm ashamed to admit this but.. My dog smokes weed..
I don't know where he buys it but he just goes into the kennel, locks the door and all I can see all day is just smoke puffing through the cracks

kylith

I've heard of a dog that licks the smoke from joints, but doesn't bother with normal ciggies. Lol, stoner dog.

KevinVonSpiel

My cousin Kumar has a pet elephant that's a coke fiend.

Carl Sagan

My friends dog appears to be a stoner. It's always trying to grab a joint if someone has one. Licks the roaches and eats any weed that's left lying around.

Fart

jd007 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCzN4d_7xeE

Thats not funny, the poor little bastard.

Poor Uncle Tom

Fart wrote: »

Thats not funny, the poor little bastard.

Aaawwww.,

Spent it all on drugs, did he?

craggles

KevinVonSpiel wrote: »

My cousin Kumar has a pet elephant that's a coke fiend.

That would cost about 10 grand a day!

we'llallhavetea_old

Fart wrote: »

Thats not funny, the poor little bastard.

i don't think he's on drugs really, is he?

for some reason "the poor little bastard" is making me laugh so fcuking much

Overheal

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i don't think he's on drugs really, is he?

he isnt. read the vid descript

orourkeda

My pet rhinoceros is addicted to violent interracial anal porn

artanevilla

I have a pet junkie.

Alter-Ego

artanevilla wrote: »

I have a pet junkie.

Whats his diet? Heroin and turkish delights.?

I had a cat that would hang around the room with us when we were getting high and just get slower and dopier as the evening went on. We started locking her out as she'd just lay around all day playing call of duty or watching Jeremy Kyle reruns on ITV4.

W.Shakes-Beer

My dog (Boff) is addicted to water, he's blind, deaf and senile, has hardly any sense of smell but for some reason his senses kick in when water is around.

If it rains he goes mad to get out to the garden and walks all around the grass and slabs licking like a mad eejit, for hours.

Poor old fella.

BluesBerry

Overheal wrote: »

he isnt. read the vid descript

I read the description it seems the cat is addicted to orgasms not drugs :eek::D

jd007

Fart wrote: »

Thats not funny, the poor little bastard.

From vid description:

Some people really thins that cat is on drug, so me 2 but someone wrote this:

Seen this sort of thing before. All that's happening, is the person who is filming the cat, is just scratching the cat at the base of it's back, where the spine meets the tail. For some reason, it looks like it's a sensitive spot for some cats. And if you scratch it, some cats will go all funny.

artanevilla

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Whats his diet? Heroin and turkish delights.?

I had a cat that would hang around the room with us when we were getting high and just get slower and dopier as the evening went on. We started locking her out as she'd just lay around all day playing call of duty or watching Jeremy Kyle reruns on ITV4.

I feed him carrots and hamster mix.