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So I was just over in the Conspiracy forum...

  • 09-08-2010 10:43pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭


    ...jesus that place is full of nutjobs


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    You think that's bad, try the Christianity forum! :p


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Try the Flat Earth Society forums on for size if you think CT is bad...
    http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Great I might feel at home over there :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    You wouldnt believe the number of people who actually believe that conspiracy bull****. Theres one born every minute.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    You think that's bad, try the Christianity forum! :p
    Thats the biggest conspiracy of them all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭clarke1991


    they are truly mad:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    OP, you're a lizard, aren't you!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    Try the Mustard Forum, to get into tyt you have to pop an E to gain entry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭high horse


    ...jesus that place is full of nutjobs

    Thats just what they want you to think ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Maybe this thread is a conspiracy... :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    You think that's bad, try the Christianity forum! :p
    I lurk a fair few of the debates there and to be honest, outside of the Creationism thread most of the core posters seem fairly level-headed even if I think they're completely wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Careful now, they're probably tracking us by nanotechnology secretly placed into us through vaccine injections


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭digme


    ...jesus that place is full of nutjobs
    sheep


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    ...and you should have stayed there!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Try the Flat Earth Society forums on for size if you think CT is bad...
    http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Pace2008 wrote: »
    I lurk a fair few of the debates there and to be honest, outside of the Creationism thread most of the core posters seem fairly level-headed even if I think they're completely wrong.

    That was a bit of humour on my part, they're not really that nuts.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    :eek:


    Re: Alternative Flat Earth Theory

    In my opinion the biggest and most extraordinary conspiracy of all (which actually runs in parallel with the flat earth debate as Joseph Scaliger was a best friend of Johannes Kepler) is the modification and alteration of world history, that is, of the actual chronology of the events that took place in the past.

    Although many exceptional books have been published in the last 200 years pertaining to this subject, the modern development of the study starts with the intriguing paper by R. Newton (1970, 'Ancient Astronomical Observations and the Accelerations of the Earth and Moon', Baltimore, Md., Johns Hopkins Press), in which the author shows that, based on the ancient records of eclipses, the values of the parameter D" (lunar elongation, second derivative) calculated for the period 1200 BC - 1200 AD, cannot be explained in view of current geophysical theories (especially the law of gravity). This paper created quite a stir in the scientific community, and several leading astrophysicists started to actually research how the law of gravity could be modified to account for such incredible figures.

    http://www.pereplet.ru/gorm/fomenko/dsec1.gif

    In 1980, the well known russian mathematician Anatoly Fomenko realized that a different, and correct, approach, would be to realize that the data for the eclipses during that period were falsified and written down much later, he says in the 15-16th centuries AD. As such, the correct graph would look like this:

    http://www.pereplet.ru/gorm/fomenko/dsec2.gif

    The original paper by A. Fomenko: http://www.pereplet.ru/gorm/fomenko/dsec.htm

    Encouraged by these results, Fomenko demonstrated that the eclipse described by Thucydides (History of the Peloponesian Wars), allegedly having occured in 431 BC, actually happened in the XIth century AD; and he gave other examples, the eclipse in Titus Livy' History which must have taken place at least 1000 years later ( http://books.google.com/books?id=YcjFAV4WZ9MC&printsec=frontcover&dq=fomenko&cd=2#v=onepage&q=&f=false pg. 100 - 110).

    Fomenko believes, and certainly does prove, that our history is at most 1000 years old; he started to be criticized by some new chronologists (Gunnar Heinsohn and Christoph Pfister) that he did not go far enough.

    The use of tin metallurgy (very complex) in antiquity is another example of current historical chronology mistakes; bronze is an alloy of copper and tin, but the large scale production of tin actually began in the XV-XVIth centuries AD; therefore, the Bronze Age must be dated much closer to our era.

    The destruction of Pompeii by the eruption of Vesuvius actually happened in the 18th century, and not in the year 79 AD.

    http://www.ilya.it/chrono/images/pom-grazien1.jpg

    The Pompeian fresco, the Three Graces resemble perfectly Raphael's Three Graces, and later paintings (del Cossa, Rubens). Raphael did not have a time machine available to take him to the year 78 AD, therefore the logical conclusion is that the actual eruption took place either in the XVI century (the conventional chronology) or even in the late 18th century (radical revised new chronology).

    "The use of Renaissance artists of identical details, same colors decisions, motives, general composition plans, the presence in the Pompeian frescoes of the things that emerged in the 15 to 17 century, the presence in Pompeian paintings of genre painting, which is found only in the epoch of the Renaissance, and the presence of some Christian motifs on some frescoes and mosaics suggest that Pompeian frescoes and the works of artists of the Renaissance come from the same people who have lived in the epoch. "Vitas Narvidas," Pompeian Frescoes and the Renaissance: a comparison, "Electronic Almanac" Art & Fact 1 (5), 2007.

    I fully believe that the actual duration of our world history is not more than 500 years old (100 years for the antediluvian period, and 400 years for our history); the followers of Akhenaten and the cult of Osiris (that is, Misraim), the later Jesuits and Templars, wrote the Torah and New Testament, introducing the completely false chronologies of Genesis chapters 10 and 11, and much more.



    I find it's a great site to flick through because you see some completely insane but obviously very intelligent people surrounded by trolls. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    That was a bit of humour on my part, they're not really that nuts.
    Yes they are :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    mmm very much believe that is the case for the conspiracy and christianity forum...its like trying to read chinese or double dutch or something!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,828 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Good to be here with all the cool clever people who know whats really going on.

    Glazers Out!



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    I love a good nutjob me! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    ...jesus that place is full of nutjobs

    They're amateurs compared to the Paranormal/Psychics and Mediums forum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    I love a good nutjob me! :D

    Yur durty! :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭skelliser


    Pace2008 wrote: »
    I lurk a fair few of the debates there and to be honest, outside of the Creationism thread most of the core posters seem fairly level-headed even if I think they're completely wrong.

    There's a creationism thread!! lol!

    got see this!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I'm afraid to go into the conspiricy section sometimes.
    I fear I might get sucked in so deep, I'd find it hard to get out! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Okay... So... I just got back from the Conspiracy Theories forum, and boy is my brain tired!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭skelliser


    Iv just returned from the creationism thread!

    WOOOOH!! **** ME!!

    They have resorted to using red coloured text to highlight their points!

    WOOH!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    skelliser wrote: »
    There's a creationism thread!! lol!

    got see this!

    If I was a mod I'd find it difficult to resist moving the thread to the science section just to see what would happen :D

    Edit: Just had a look, somebody really needs to introduce them to the concept of tl;dr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    ...jesus that place is full of nutjobs

    you mean earth right?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Fomenko believes, and certainly does prove, that our history is at most 1000 years old;

    :rolleyes:

    Fomenko is a supporter of drastically revising chronological history. He has created his
    own revision called New Chronology, based on statistical correlations, dating of zodiacs,
    and by examining the mathematics and astronomy involved in chronology.

    Fomenko
    claims that he has discovered that many historical events do not correspond
    mathematically with the dates they are supposed to have occurred on. He asserts from
    this that all of ancient history (including the history of Greece, Rome, and Egypt) is just a
    reflection of events that occurred in the Middle Ages and that all of Chinese and Arab
    history are fabrications of 17th and 18th century Jesuits.

    He also claims that Jesus lived in the 12th century A.D. and was crucified on Joshua's Hill;
    that the Trojan war and the Crusades were the same historical event; and that Genghis Khan
    and the Mongols were actually Russians. As well as disputing written chronologies,

    Fomenko also disputes more objective dating techniques such as dendrochronology and
    radiocarbon dating (see here for an examination of the latter criticism). His books include
    Empirico-statistical Analysis of Narrative Material and Its Applications and History: Fiction or
    Science?.

    Most Russian scientists considered Fomenko's historical works to be pseudoscientific[2][3].


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoly_Fomenko


    He's a mean mathematician though, apparently...

    Edit: Here is a much more detailed debunking & I'm sure you can click the sources to get your hands even dirtier...

    re-edit: I don't know why you'd want to get your hands dirty touching this nutbar...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Stay out of our forum or we'll send the lizard people after you all!:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    A 'Round Earther' asked the following questions and got the following responses from a 'Flat Earther' :)

    I'm just looking for a flat earth person to explain me these issues I find.

    1. When a ship disappears over the horizon, it goes hull first, then mast. Why would this happen if the earth is flat?
    Father something is away, smaller it is, smaller it is, more likely something closer and bigger such as waves are blocking it.

    2. The earth casts a round shadow on the moon, that's why it has phases. A flat earth would not cast a round shadow, especially because the sun is supposedly directly above it.
    Lurk moar. You'll find much information on the anti-moon which is another darker body in the sky that at times, crosses in front of the moon.

    3. Columbus knew the earth to be a sphere. He wasn't alone. Anybody of any education, on both sides of the Atlantic, accepted the earth to be a sphere. They accepted this because of two easily observable reasons above.
    Argumentum ad populum

    4. Ernest Shackleton has crossed Antarctica. If it's just a wall surrounding the disc, how could he have done this?
    He never crossed the middle. If you look at any maps that show peoples travels across the Antarctic, they never actually cross through the South Pool. Their paths if compared to a circle, were more like chords, they never actually transverses the middle..

    5. The flat earth model given is grossly distorted in the Southern Hemisphere, the continents are much larger than those of the Northern Hemisphere, yet they aren't if any of you has visited these places.
    A few FE'ers being unable so far to make a accurate map of the word does not prove it wrong. It only shows that more data must be collected. I very much doubt all of the RE maps when they were first making them were very accurate.

    6. By your model, who's to say Antarctica isn't in the center and the North Pole wraps around the world?
    I don't really see the relevance of this...

    7. Other celestial bodies are round. The sun is, the moon is, the stars are, why should the earth be so special?
    Quote
    This argument is a non-sequitur. You might as well ask, "How is it that snakes do not have legs, but dogs and cats do?" Snakes are not dogs or cats. The Earth is not a star or the moon. It does not follow that each must have exactly the properties of the others, and no more.


    8. Great scientists in history have proven the earth to be round, what makes your ideas somehow better than theirs?
    Incorrect. Many great scientists' experiments started with the assumptions that it was round. This question is also completely irrelevant and an appeal to authority.

    9. That the earth is round is generally accepted as fact, taught in schools, and treated as common knowledge. So this is just a giant conspiracy?
    The people that teach RE are just as fool by the conspiracy as everyone else. Yes, there is a conspiracy though. Lurk moar.

    10. If this is, in fact, a conspiracy, what purpose does it serve? Why would the most important people in the world look past hostilities and cultural differences and agree to hide this from the masses? Why is it so important?
    There are massive monetary advantages. Lurk moar.

    11. If GPSs are a sham, why do they function?
    Pseudolites or something of a similar function.

    12. People have been in space and have confirmed the earth to be round, what reason would they (and the government) have to lie?
    See conspiracy

    13. Why reject the obvious and logical in favor of the difficult and vague? If facts exist, why deny them in favor of something only a handful of people believe or care about?
    How is it logical too accept something that has been spoon fed to you since birth? You sound like a religious person. I'd prefer to be right, despite how unfashionable it is.

    14. So many things have to be explained by either denying their existence or science or claiming they're a conspiracy, why not face these issues with a more thought-out rebuttal?
    Reiterate this please, I don't understand the question.

    15. When you have to reject so many scientific studies, hard facts, and general truths, and at the same time fabricate so much pseudoscience to even make the theory flirt with plausibility, doesn't it strike you as strange?
    I see it as rather the opposite. The RE'ers are the ones who have the pseudoscience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 133 ✭✭argonaut


    I went over there once, out of curiosity, saw someone use the phrase "sheeple" and was filled with hate and had to leave.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Round Earther's creep me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    I don't know if it has been mentioned already but atheism and agnosticism
    forum. Those unfortunate people are truly pissed off at everything to do with life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    argonaut wrote: »
    I went over there once, out of curiosity, saw someone use the phrase "sheeple" and was filled with hate and had to leave.

    EPIC!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    You wouldnt believe the number of people who actually believe that conspiracy bull****. Theres one born every minute.

    That's what they want you to believe. If they can make us believe all this *made up* stuff is a conspiracy and couldn't possibly be true then its easier for them to go ahead with their plans to have all the coke and hookers to themselves.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Hey guys we should have a survuvalist forum on here, i hope someday to have my own cabin in the woods in the states, you know grow and hunt all my own food and live off the grid, have met many people who do it on my travels and it would be my dream to do it part time 5-6 months per year.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Pfft, please the conspiracy forum was filmed in a set they didnt actually go to the moon and take down the Twin Towers with the help of the U.S government!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    I think the conspiracy theory forum is run by the Stazi & Pentagon secretly
    in a big conspir.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭Bob Z


    You wouldnt believe the number of people who actually believe that conspiracy bull****. Theres one born every minute.

    .....and their all out to get you

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    ...jesus that place is full of nutjobs

    So you quickly came over to AH to find safety in numbers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    A 'Round Earther' asked the following questions and got the following responses from a 'Flat Earther' :)

    I'm just looking for a flat earth person to explain me these issues I find.

    1. When a ship disappears over the horizon, it goes hull first, then mast. Why would this happen if the earth is flat?
    Father something is away, smaller it is, smaller it is, more likely something closer and bigger such as waves are blocking it.

    2. The earth casts a round shadow on the moon, that's why it has phases. A flat earth would not cast a round shadow, especially because the sun is supposedly directly above it.
    Lurk moar. You'll find much information on the anti-moon which is another darker body in the sky that at times, crosses in front of the moon.

    Any time you see "lurk moar", you can be assured that you are dealing with a complete retarded cúnt.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If the Flat Earth Society ever proves that the Earth is in fact flat, we're all gonna look really stupid. I mean there is a 50/50 chance.. Either it is or it isn't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 357 ✭✭Horse_box


    Have to say, I think the conspiracy theory forum is one of the better forums on Boards. Most of the posters are intelligent, level headed people who simply take an interest in things that cannot be fully explained through normal methods.

    Most posters don't believe 99% of the threads posted but find it interesting anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    ...jesus that place is full of nutjobs
    Dumping on other forums is bad form.


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