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  • 09-08-2010 12:38am
    #1
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭


    You're a photo-journalist for a big american newspaper.
    You get sent to New Orleans to cover the story of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
    What greets you is an awful scene of devastation, and you start shooting pictures of your surroundings,
    when all a sudden, while zooming in on a rapidly flowing river full of debris, you notice a man clinging on to a tree branch,
    desperately trying to reach for the river bank and safety.
    You rush over, and when you do, you're suddenly taken aback, coz this man looks very familiar..
    You get closer and realise that; No it can't be.. But it is! It's George W. Bush!
    You run to help him but then you slow down and your journalistic mind thinks: What do I do?
    Do I pull him out, with total disregard for my own safety, (that rushing water looks pretty nasty) and become a national hero...?
    Or should I hang back and get pictures (surely Pulitzer Prize-winning pictures) of the President's final and tragic moments..
    You've a BIG decision to make. So be honest.
    Would you:

    A: Get brilliant full technicolour pictures of the most powerful man in the world drowning?
    Or:






    B: Go for the classic simplicity of black and white?:D


Comments

  • #2
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    2005 called; they want their joke back.


  • #3
    folan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    Stinicker wrote: »
    2005 called; they want their joke back.
    who are 2005? they sound like a band?


  • #4
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    folan wrote: »
    who are 2005? they sound like a band?


    yeah dude, i saw them in croker, they rocked the place!!


  • #5
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    folan wrote: »
    who are 2005? they sound like a band?

    Not funny
    .SONIC. wrote: »
    yeah dude, i saw them in croker, they rocked the place!!

    And even less funny comeback


  • #6
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    Not funny



    And even less funny comeback


    and your much funnier by criticizing??

    asshole


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  • #7
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Stinicker wrote: »
    2005 called; they want their joke back.
    Haha. But why call you?


  • #8
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    .SONIC. wrote: »
    and your much funnier by criticizing??

    asshole

    Of course.

    Idiot.


  • #9
    BioHazRd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Sonic and cereal rapist can both take a holiday for their posts. Can people please read the charter - we have a rating system so if you don't like a joke just give it a poor rating rather than commenting on it.

    Now keep it civil


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