WET towel

sxt

You have a big wet towel drenched in liquid and you have the opportunity to take a running and forcefully swinging wip at someones unsuspecting repulsive face, causing it to wrap and furiously smack around said persons fat head ...


This act will make you feel like a better person...You just have to act it out in your minds eye or in reality...Which person is it to be?

admiralofthefleet

brendan kilkenny, i hate that cunt

Ricardo G

Brian Cowen, considering you also stated the person has a fat head !!

Biggins

Bertie!

KeithM89_old

Barry Scott - twat

pajero12

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

brendan kilkenny, i hate that cunt

I thought **** was a censored word??

tallus

Harney & Pat Kenny with the same swipe.

antocann

OP!!!
lol
but seresiouly

OP!!!!

admiralofthefleet

pajero12 wrote: »

I thought **** was a censored word??

so is your username in spain:pac:

Loopy

Mary Fat Face Fuck Harney

Biggins

antocann wrote: »

OP!!!
lol
but seresiouly

OP!!!!

He probably just got out of the bath and had to post his thoughts! :pac:

Ghost Train

Jedward, two for the price of one

Killer Pigeon

God

pajero12

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

so is your username in spain:pac:

Touché

FearDark

Anyone else picture the OP in the mens changing rooms prancing around naked whipping mens arses?

Nope? Just me...

bluto63

Üter. He's full of chocolate.

W.Shakes-Beer

I'd love to bate Biffo across the head with that towel.

Gimme the towel.

marbar

the wave of towle snappings will get worse before it gets better

KeithM89_old

bluto63 wrote: »

Üter. He's full of chocolate.

Haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4eLzUD-0I

Loopy

Jordan
Kerry Katona
Posh

I'd need a rather substantial towel

fonecrusher1

Liam Gallagher. The useless, loudmouth, inarticulate, pigeon english speaking half-wit who's only famous because of his brother.

The guy just fcukin annoys me. Not in a begrudging way, he's literally talentless yet he strides around like he's a musical genius. If someone is good at something & earns a living from it, fair play to him/her but he's just a useless cnut who can barely string together a coherent sentence. Like i said, he's lucky his brother is a great guitarist & song writer.

Superbus

bluto63 wrote: »

Üter. He's full of chocolate.

For most of my childhood, I thought Üter was a real German name.

How wrong I was.

marbar

uter isn't a real name?

Sauve

My supervisor at work

Rented Mule

tallus wrote: »

Harney & Pat Kenny with the same swipe.

How big are your towels man ??

Superbus

marbar wrote: »

uter isn't a real name?

Nein.

marbar

what is it then?

marbar

marbar wrote: »

what is it then?

a fake, like my arms.

Degsy

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Liam Gallagher. The useless, loudmouth, inarticulate, pigeon english speaking half-wit who's only famous because of his brother.

The guy just fcukin annoys me. Not in a begrudging way, he's literally talentless yet he strides around like he's a musical genius. If someone is good at something & earns a living from it, fair play to him/her but he's just a useless cnut who can barely string together a coherent sentence. Like i said, he's lucky his brother is a great guitarist & song writer.

+1..a prick of the highest order who fancies himself as a hardman..watch here how hard he is when he gets "attacked" by a "fan"..watch how he runsd away untill he's certain the guy is buried under security THEN he starts fronting it large..the wanker...he follows up his bottling with this attempt to sound big.

iPlop

The mother in law ,sittin' there suckin' solpadine and benzos all day! fcukin useless cnunt

Terry

Loopy wrote: »

Jordan
Kerry Katona
Posh

I'd need a rather substantial towel

Not really.
If you put Katona and Jordan face to face, you could quite easily slot the skinny bint between their big fake tits.
Problem solved.