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Pee Too Long

  • 06-08-2010 6:59am
    #1
    King Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭


    You know when someone goes to the toilet and they're taking ages and someone asks "Did he fall down the toilet or something?", well that's what happened to this Chinese man when he slipped into a toilet and wasn't found for 48 hours.

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/837198-man-spent-two-days-in-toilet-pit





    A Chinese man’s luck hit rock bottom when he got stuck in a poo-filled toilet pit for two days.


    He didn’t deliberately enter it, though, he slipped down there. Then, naturally, he yelled desperately to be rescued – but to no avail.
    It was a full 48 hours before the now very whiffy man, from Wuyuan County, Inner Mongolia, was liberated.
    A passerby heard his pleas for help and called the emergency services.
    Whether nose pegs were used, we don’t know, but fire-fighters lowered a ladder down to the hapless man and pulled him out.
    Needless to say, the first thing that he did was rush off and have a wash, in a nearby pond.

    It turns out that his family had in fact reported him as missing to the police.
    He would now certainly seem to be in the running for the title of 'person stuck in the most unpleasant place for the longest'.

    However, he'll have stiff competition from the woman who fell down a manhole.
    If he doesn't win that, he's certainly in with a shout for the world's smelliest man crown.


Comments

  • #2
    yutta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭yutta


    I love these threads. And I love going to films with lots of whacky toilet humour.


  • #3
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Shit!


  • #4
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Pee too short...


  • #5
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    feckin asian film-makers!!!




    Trainspotting is a good film don't remake it!!


  • #6
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    According to the films I watch online, Asians enjoy getting excrement on and around their chest and face, usually smearing the excrement viciously against their genitalia, this man must of been in heaven!


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  • #7
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    According to the films I watch online, Asians enjoy getting excrement on and around their chest and face, usually smearing the excrement viciously against their genitalia, this man must of been in heaven!




    1 man, 1 ****hole(not Limerick)


  • #8
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Just the laugh i needed this morning :D


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