5 seconds....

CrazyRabbit

...the amount of time most AH regulars spend reading a post before having the urge to reply with "TL;DR".

...the amount of time between closing the front door to your house and realising that you left your keys to the front door inside.

...the average attention span of a child under 12.

...the time between clicking the 'Submit new thread' or 'Submit Reply' button and realising that there was several glaringly obvious spelling mistakes in your post.

...the time it takes an average car driver to get into gear after the traffic lights go green.

...the time it takes the average motorcyclist to drive 50m after the traffic lights go green.

...the time it took you to think of a witty reply when reading this thread.

...the amount of time a politician can speak without being economical with the truth.

...the amount of time it takes me to get naked when a woman agrees to have sex with me.

...the amount of time most tabloid journalist spend researching their articles.

K4t

tl;dr

















Get in!!!!!

Snowie

its been ten seconds I still cant think of anything witty to say

Pauleta

The world danger **** record is 5 seconds

Snowie

Pauleta wrote: »

The world danger **** record is 5 seconds

danger ****



Power **** but your only aloud to bring your self up to critical mass then..... you have to stop.

Its to get he testosterone flowing

Adam

...the amount of time OP spent considering options for new AH thread.

Cook!eMonster

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

...the amount of time most AH regulars spend reading a post before having the urge to reply with "TL;DR".

...the amount of time between closing the front door to your house and realising that you left your keys to the front door inside.

...the average attention span of a child under 12.

...the time between clicking the 'Submit new thread' or 'Submit Reply' button and realising that there was several glaringly obvious spelling mistakes in your post.

...the time it takes an average car driver to get into gear after the traffic lights go green.

...the time it takes the average motorcyclist to drive 50m after the traffic lights go green.

...the time it took you to think of a witty reply when reading this thread.

...the amount of time a politician can speak without being economical with the truth.

...the amount of time it takes me to get naked when a woman agrees to have sex with me.

...the amount of time most tabloid journalist spend researching their articles.

...the time it takes for me to finish Yore Ma off. UNCE.

Redlion

...the amount of time it takes to count to five, if done properly...

HereNorThere

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

...the amount of time most AH regulars spend reading a post before having the urge to reply with "TL;DR"

Ok, I feel really stupid, but what does tl;dr mean

And UNCE

:o:o

Cook!eMonster

HereNorThere wrote: »

Ok, I feel really stupid, but what does tl;dr mean

And UNCE

:o:o

tl;dr: too long;didn't read

and UNCE: think general scumbaggy dance music with no words, and this is the only way you can sing along

HereNorThere

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

tl;dr: too long;didn't read

and UNCE: think general scumbaggy dance music with no words, and this is the only way you can sing along

Ohhhhhhhhh.

thanks.

mink_man

the amount of time i wasted of my life reading this thread...

SadieSue

.. the time it takes for the flavour to leave your chewing gum.

smokedeels

....the amount of time it took for me to Google "why do people use Mississippi?" to measure out seconds.

.... 4.73 seconds longer than the amount of time it took Google to find a result

....the amount of time I laughed at this sentence from the "best answer"

"for minutes, I have a tune I hum that takes 30 secs."

....the amount of time it took me to say aloud "really, I use a watch for that"

....the amount of time it took me to realise nobody else was in the room.

DonkeyStyle \o/

The amount of time it takes to reveal MrChips having a **** on Catchphrase.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izet8zN1vmE

mink_man

smokedeels wrote: »

....the amount of time it took for me to Google "why do people use Mississippi?" to measure out seconds.

.... 4.73 seconds longer than the amount of time it took Google to find a result

....the amount of time I laughed at this sentence from the "best answer"

"for minutes, I have a tune I hum that takes 30 secs."

....the amount of time it took me to say aloud "really, I use a watch for that"

....the amount of time it took me to realise nobody else was in the room.

....weird.