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Will I ? Won't I ?

  • 05-08-2010 10:15pm
    #1
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭


    Okay, so we're all tightening our belts. None of us has any money. I'm talking to you fcukers. So, what goes first? If I had a child I'd send him/her out into the woods to find some crispy king prawns.:pac:

    So, on a limited budget, what goes first?

    I'd say, ballet lessons (which wouldn't have been paid for in the first place if I'd had my way), good football boots (if you're any good the boots won't make a significant difference) and fireworks on Halloween (Aah Mr. O'Toole, what's the point in being ludicrously successful ?)

    Thoughts?

    AMC


Comments

  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Major money saver - Just get rid of the child.


  • #3
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Shoes in general - who needs 'em! They'll soon be calloused enough that the bleeding will stop.


  • #4
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Get rid of the woman,,,,,,,,,,,,way too costly:D


  • #5
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    No, no, no. Little Zsnoflayke is too precious to be left without like some pov. I say get rid of the maid. She's schtucking the gardener on work-time anyway.


  • #6
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Just claim, claim and claim just like Ivor Callely


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  • #7
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Just shoot Santa...

    My fcuking kids are talking about Christmas already! :(


  • #8
    HereNorThere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HereNorThere


    The beer is the first to go. Then it's bolony sandwiches on day old bread, followed by washing the clothes by hand instead of the laundrymat.

    I know....sad huh? Going through one of those moments myself.

    Thanks for reminding me Chocolate!! :p I come here to take my mind off of this !! :D lol


  • #9
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Give up your internet.


  • #10
    HereNorThere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HereNorThere


    bonerm wrote: »
    Give up your internet.

    At my friends house nursing a hangover. It's their internet ! :D


  • #11
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    I bought a 9 year old a present today. An Ipod to go with the Itunes she has downloaded on the laptop she got a few months ago and rang me on her new mobile to tell me she loves Forence and the machine which she got into while on holiday in Spain .


    What recession ?.:o


    /Hello Nama ,is that you , we need to talk , how can I break the little princesses heart and tell her I have to hock all her goods to pay you guys.


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  • #12
    Chuchoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,305 ✭✭✭Chuchoter


    Food. All it does is make you fat anyway.


  • #13
    HereNorThere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HereNorThere


    crayolastereo wrote: »
    Food. All it does is make you fat anyway.
    Hey crayolastereo--3 more posts and you'll be at 666 lol !!!

    Make it be a good one. ;)


  • #14
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    themadchef wrote: »
    Just shoot Santa...

    My fcuking kids are talking about Christmas already! :(

    Just tell them that he doesn't exist. Problem solved,


  • #15
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    HereNorThere wrote: »
    Hey crayolastereo--3 more posts and you'll be at 666 lol !!!

    Make it be a good one. ;)

    Hey HereNorThere--1 more post and you'll be at 100 lol !!!

    Make it one that's not commenting on someone else's post count.


  • #16
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    Whats up with fireworks at halloween?

    You're suposed to dress up as something scary, and put out biscuits and milk for your dead ancestors. thats the tradition. Not fireworks.

    :mad:


  • #17
    HereNorThere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HereNorThere


    Superbus wrote: »
    Hey HereNorThere--1 more post and you'll be at 100 lol !!!

    Make it one that's not commenting on someone else's post count.

    Damn it I missed it!!!! :mad:

    And you are currently at 444 :p


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