Went for a swim

Borneo Fnctn

went for a swim yesterday and saw 2 heavily pregnant women in the pool. Was worried they'd do that thing where they piss themselves right before having the baby.:eek: Thankfully they didn't though.:pac:

--Kaiser--

Cool story bro

WindSock

How do you know they didn't?

funk-you

With the amount of kids piss in public pools, I wouldn't worry about it.

-Funk

SadieSue

You were afraid the sight of you in your red speedos would send them into labour huh?

NothingMan

They may not have had a baby in the pool, but there's no way of knowing if they had a wee or not. Sure we all do it.......right?.....

Borneo Fnctn

NothingMan wrote: »

They may not have had a baby in the pool, but there's no way of knowing if they had a wee or not. Sure we all do it.......right?.....

I think allot of pools these days have indicators that turn the water red/purple when people piss in it

Ms. Captain M

You do know it's not piss, yes?

Millicent

Borneo Fnctn wrote: »

went for a swim yesterday and saw 2 heavily pregnant women in the pool. Was worried they'd do that thing where they piss themselves right before having the baby.:eek: Thankfully they didn't though.:pac:

P1ss themselves? Ah bless! Do you know what labour actually entails? I'm going to assume you're referring to a womans waters breaking cos I don't think the vast majority of women become uncontrollably incontinent before they give birth.

El Weirdo

In before the purple dye bullshit.

Edit: Damn. Too late. *sigh*

Doyler92

Borneo Fnctn wrote: »

went for a swim yesterday and saw 2 heavily pregnant women in the pool. Was worried they'd do that thing where they piss themselves right before having the baby.:eek: Thankfully they didn't though.:pac:

Listen pal you deserve a round of applause for sharing that with us.

mikom

Borneo Fnctn wrote: »

Was worried they'd do that thing where they piss themselves right before having the baby.:eek: .

Forget the piss, it's the shite you wanna worry about.

Motley Crue

Borneo Fnctn wrote: »

went for a swim yesterday and saw 2 heavily pregnant women in the pool. Was worried they'd do that thing where they piss themselves right before having the baby.:eek: Thankfully they didn't though.:pac:

Thank's for sharing, sadly your chance to be present at a situation where a real life "Nirvana Nevermind" type situation happened didn't go through, but thanks for sharing

Sykk

Borneo Fnctn

Millicent wrote: »

P1ss themselves? Ah bless! Do you know what labour actually entails? I'm going to assume you're referring to a womans waters breaking cos I don't think the vast majority of women become uncontrollably incontinent before they give birth.

Sssshhh. It's a joke;)

Millicent

Borneo Fnctn wrote: »

Sssshhh. It's a joke;)

Ah okay! Sorry. You wouldn't know sometimes on AH!:pac:

antodeco

OP, are you taking the piss?

--Kaiser--

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

fakearms123

I dont think thats piss before the baby comes out unless my water broke means I just took a big piss on the floor

petes

fakearms123 wrote: »

I dont think thats piss before the baby comes out unless my water broke means I just took a big piss on the floor

And you are about to have a baby!

NothingMan

Borneo Fnctn wrote: »

I think allot of pools these days have indicators that turn the water red/purple when people piss in it

They just spread that myth to try scare ya. Trust me, I visit public pools all around the country and pee to my hearts content and have yet to see any coloured clouds in the water, except that one month I had a particularly heavy flow.

easyeason3

So I was getting a bit pissed off waiting around to have my baby so me & my equally heavily pregnant friend went to the pool to see if our waters would break.
Anyway while we were there, sitting by the side of the pool chatting, a weirdo, wearing speedos he couldn't, fill kept looking at us.
Really freaked us out...but not enough to go into labour.

Wazdakka

Boards, and indeed the internet, needs a "Punish OP button" where, when pushed, the OP is hit with a non lethal burst of electricity.

Nothing too vicious...
But the more people that push the button, the higher voltage the shocks get.

I think after some people feel the tingly embrace of 150,000Volts they might learn to read what they are about to inflict on the internet very carefully...

AAAAAAAHHH

Millicent wrote: »

P1ss themselves? Ah bless! Do you know what labour actually entails? I'm going to assume you're referring to a womans waters breaking cos I don't think the vast majority of women become uncontrollably incontinent before they give birth.

Just during.

Doyler92

/thread.

Next one please.

funk-you

Doyler92 wrote: »

/thread.

Next one please.

Here.

-Funk