Strange observations you make...

W.Shakes-Beer

Does anyone have any odd observations that are almost unexplainable.

I for some reason notice that all public sector cleaning ladies are:

• Between ages 40 - 60.
• Are usually under 4 foot tall.
• Have dyed blonde hair.
• All smoke.
• All talk very loudly about bingo.
• Generally from the northside.
• Look like a load of lemmings.

Dont mean to offend anyone, just my odd observation, whats yours?

starbelgrade

Some fish look gay.

Hank_Jones

starbelgrade wrote: »

Some fish look gay.

Fishsticks?

smash

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Does anyone have any odd observations that are almost unexplainable.

Boobs, hard to not observe them, unexplainable why... They're just mesmerising!

mink_man

some women aren't actually women, they have willies :eek:

orourkeda

I get a tingle in my nether regions when the voiceover chick on newstalk says crown paints

Doc

Japanese people have a great difficulty distinguishing between the “S” sound and the “Sh” sound.

For example the word sit and the word shit are very difficult for a Japanese person to tell apart.
I have used this a couple of times to entertain myself with a friend of mine.

Me: “Would you like to shit here?”

Friend: “The bar stool is fine thanks”

Me: “Oh I understand you like to shit up high so everyone can see you”

Friend: “ I like to feel tall.”

Roomic Cube

I get a shiver just as I come to the end of taking a piss

Adam

Roomic Cube wrote: »

I get a shiver just as I come to the end of taking a piss

snap!