Stagnant slagging vocabulary.

the keen edge

Of late, when dispensing an auld dose of slagging I find myself using the same old terms of abuse, most of which have their origins in the eighties or nineties.

So has anyone came up with, or heard any good ones lately?

I myself have started to use, or direct the name 'Gravity face' towards people whose faces have given up the battle against, well gravity.


So over to you, ye shower of,

nut

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P.S. See^^^, another old one, help me please.

karlog

This thread should take a hike.

Cheap Thrills!

I'll set yer kids on fire !!! (80's)

bronte

Face like a chewed walrus arse.

the keen edge

karlog wrote: »

This thread should take a hike.

Emm, I cant see 'This thread should take a hike' getting much of a laugh outta the boys down the pub, but nonetheless I'll give it a try, maybe Iam not saying it right, what way should I pronounce it?

MarkY91

Disabled eyes.

orourkeda

your ma

Adam

retard. but pronounced ruh-tard as opposed to ree-tard.

Hurricane-Dean

The face of a camel eating a biscuit through a tennis racket or a bull dog chewing a wasp always go down well

mink_man

I'll steal your virginity like I stole your mothers pocketmoney, forcefully and with a knife.

admiralofthefleet

ger ouh i'h tha garden, ger off tha wall and take tha yung wan wih ye

mink_man

shut up ya walking mosque or walking turban!

Dr. No

I think the term you plonker still does the job

MrStuffins

Nobody does fierce swearing like Malcolm Tucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjAyazqtQj8

Adam

read a classic burn the other day on youtube comments

Kid 1 to Kid 2: shut up you're such a fag etc. etc.
Kid 2: no you're such a fag etc. etc.
Kid 1: uhhh nice comeback ya fag
Kid 2: if i wanted my come back i'd scrape it off your mothers chin

zing!

mink_man

I LOVE this one...

"you're only a who*res abortion!"

pebbles21

mink_man wrote: »

I LOVE this one...

"you're only a who*res abortion!"

Fail...;)

Dimples are abortion scars.

DOC09UNAM

cóckwhielding thundercúnt

starbelgrade

Geebag

Sap

Bender

Einhard

Your mother is a pox ridden slattern you insufferable buffoon!

Too modern?

Tar.Aldarion

You empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Capt Blackadder

"You're a walking poster child for retro active abortion if ever I saw one."

"Shut your whore mouth you ass clown"

"I know this must be difficult for you, but atleast try not to be a complete #insert rude word# all the time"

And if someone's child is giving you guff...

"As a tax payer, I'm paying for your son's education or incarceration, which ever comes first, so I don't care what you do, but I will suggest that you take yourself and your verminous offspring and get the duck out of my sight"

The above is a combination of two classics.

evercloserunion

Haven't been called a gaybo in a while

cython

Syphilitic donkey rapist

thebigbiffo

you're only the leavins of the inside of a hoors handbag ya insufferable kiddie fiddler

or

you've a face on ya like a bag of melted lego

combine both and you're on a serious winner

petes

"You slithered out of your mother's filth"


Quote from There Will be Blood.

genericguy

you've a face like a camel eating a wham bar.

youcancallmeal

Ya whore's melt!

Still not sure what that even means?

powerfade

She's as dirty as a bag of carrots.... Watched Perriers Bounty last night and this was in it.... I liked it!

cython

Over 100,000,000 sperm, and yet somehow you won the race?!

fakearms123

I usually slag disabled children by pretending my legs are crippled, try to touch my fingers to my elbow on the same arm and try to bite my chin, doing all this while shouting "ddooooohhhh, booooookkkkyyyy dooooohhhhh"

fakearms123

fakearms123 wrote: »

I usually slag disabled children by pretending my legs are crippled, try to touch my fingers to my elbow on the same arm and try to bite my chin, doing all this while shouting "ddooooohhhh, booooookkkkyyyy dooooohhhhh"

Hey man, c'mere.

You see that post? y'know, the one *just* before your one? That asks how your bit of sperm managed to win against all the others?

Kinda apt to describe you.

If I saw you in person, I would *End* you.

Yes.

End you.

thebigbiffo

fakearms123 wrote: »

I usually slag disabled children by pretending my legs are crippled, try to touch my fingers to my elbow on the same arm and try to bite my chin, doing all this while shouting "ddooooohhhh, booooookkkkyyyy dooooohhhhh"

Deleted User wrote: »

Hey man, c'mere.

You see that post? y'know, the one *just* before your one? That asks how your bit of sperm managed to win against all the others?

Kinda apt to describe you.

If I saw you in person, I would *End* you.

Yes.

End you.

this made me laugh. not out loud - or i would have just type 'lol' - but a kind of internal laugh which was close to being a chuckle, but not quite.

gosh darn the kids on here can be so.....crazy sometimes

seamus

You've a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

fakearms123

Deleted User wrote: »

Hey man, c'mere.

You see that post? y'know, the one *just* before your one? That asks how your bit of sperm managed to win against all the others?

Kinda apt to describe you.

If I saw you in person, I would *End* you.

Yes.

End you.

ohh we have an internet tough man here, nooo please don't beat me up with your keyboard threats of punishment, asterisks before and after words... my only weakness...

Andrew33

She'd a head like a well chewed Toffo.

Adam

fakearms123 wrote: »

ohh we have an internet tough man here, nooo please don't beat me up with your keyboard threats of punishment, asterisks before and after words... my only weakness...

lol

youcancallmeal

Usually used when talking about someone with particularly bucked teeth:

He/She could eat cheese through a letter box

genericguy

her face would make an onion cry. that's my favourite of all time.

oh, and when some clive james described arnold schwarzenegger as having a face like a brown condom filled with walnuts. love it.

fakearms123

fakearms123 wrote: »

ohh we have an internet tough man here, nooo please don't beat me up with your keyboard threats of punishment, asterisks before and after words... my only weakness...

What? I thought we were on about new ways of egging people on.

Still, making fun of disabled folks deserves a kick up the arse (too common) raft up the hole (never heard that one) a sandpapered scrotum (*sigh* it'll do). Jussayin is all.

Rick Deckard

shurrup, or i'll gouge out your eyeball and give you a brain fúckin..

arra shurrup, the best part of you ran down yer aul wans leg..

shurrup you, ya pillow munchin shítepusher

all meant in the nicest possibly way of course. :-)

fakearms123

Deleted User wrote: »

What? I thought we were on about new ways of egging people on.

Still, making fun of disabled folks deserves a kick up the arse (too common) raft up the hole (never heard that one) a sandpapered scrotum (*sigh* it'll do). Jussayin is all.

Do you really think I go around making fun of disabled children sea-shart-er, it was obviously a joke, come on son!

fakearms123

fakearms123 wrote: »

Come on son!

That's what Sung said last night.

she love long time.

Zing.


(edit: I hope you take from the tone of my reply how serious I actually am. as in "it's AH, truly serious don't belong here".)

thebigbiffo

fakearms123 wrote: »

Do you really think I go around making fun of disabled children sea-shart-er, it was obviously a joke, come on son!

but, surely...all these years....i, i thought it was acceptable. s'hite thats my whole repetoire of party jokes out the window. f'uckin pc s'hite.

AAAAAAAHHH

Deleted User wrote: »

Hey man, c'mere.

You see that post? y'know, the one *just* before your one? That asks how your bit of sperm managed to win against all the others?

Kinda apt to describe you.

If I saw you in person, I would *End* you.

Yes.

End you.

How can you type while trying to touch your fingers to your elbows?

MikeRoeSopht

I was driving behind somone who was really really slow. After a few mins I got annoyed and shouted retard, when I overtook him he had special levers on his steering wheel and actully was disabled
needless to say I felt a bit bad

Witcher

You've a head like a bag of shovels

Face like a box of lego..in bits

:pac: