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Scary Wedding Clown

  • 04-08-2010 3:15pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭


    Haha so my sister's brother in law is getting married and so my sisters husband (his brother) hired me to stalk the poor chap for a week dressed like the clown from "Stephen Kings, It!" haha. Much fun, I would recommend it :)

    At the end of the week I will pie him in the face :)

    Any good ideas??
    Any stories yourself?? :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    How does that work, please - a day in the life :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    Whispered wrote: »
    How does that work, please - a day in the life :D

    Well today for instance, I got up at 7, got myself clowned up and and just waved as he cycled by on the road, I know his route now :) . I then moved to where he works a couple of hours later, and stood outside his window a few yards away until he saw me but then I ran before he could come out hahaa. So then my sisters husband said he was meeting him in a local pub so I set myself up on the route with a pie (well a paper plate covered in whipped cream haha) and then when he walked by I pretended to throw it at him just for fun. But I will pie him before the end of the week :) I got his number and email address aswell so I constantly send him stuff! ha Ah god its amusing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭tinkerbell


    :eek: :eek: :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 290 ✭✭LBD


    Its like you know my worst nightmare :eek::eek::eek:


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    That would scare the bejaysus out of me!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭tfak85


    that sounds absolutely horrible.... you don't know what kind of secret fears this guy has, he'll probably be afraid to sleep at night!!!

    if he sees the "funny" side of it then ok, i'm just shuddering at the thought of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭kandr10


    Thats the most amazing thing I've ever heard. Keep us posted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭phantom60


    Patri wrote: »
    Well today for instance, I got up at 7, got myself clowned up and and just waved as he cycled by on the road, I know his route now :) . I then moved to where he works a couple of hours later, and stood outside his window a few yards away until he saw me but then I ran before he could come out hahaa. So then my sisters husband said he was meeting him in a local pub so I set myself up on the route with a pie (well a paper plate covered in whipped cream haha) and then when he walked by I pretended to throw it at him just for fun. But I will pie him before the end of the week :) I got his number and email address aswell so I constantly send him stuff! ha Ah god its amusing.

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    Absolutely brilliant!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 613 ✭✭✭smog


    absolute classic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭clarke1991


    im really looking forward to hearing about this:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    tfak85 wrote: »
    that sounds absolutely horrible.... you don't know what kind of secret fears this guy has, he'll probably be afraid to sleep at night!!!

    if he sees the "funny" side of it then ok, i'm just shuddering at the thought of it.

    Haha ya I know its awful really I mean he's a passive aggressive person, wouldnt touch a fly really but it is just too darn funny :P


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Any feedback on how he's taking all this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭A-Trak


    Patri wrote: »
    Well today for instance, I got up at 7, got myself clowned up and and just waved as he cycled by on the road,

    That is in equal measures, hilarious and terrifying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    Any feedback on how he's taking all this?

    Haha he hasn't said much to be honest, apparantely he told his wife to be, to look out for the clown just so he's not going crazy but she's in on it an aswell so shes gonna try her best to keep a straight face and say the clowns not real.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    Also I think Im going to have to delete this thread now in case he see's it and finds out its me. That would ruin the joke :( Thanks for all the replies everybody :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Epic thread.

    You should take photos.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,255 ✭✭✭Yawns


    ahhh man that is a genius idea :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭tinkerbell


    This would actually really freak me out. I hate clowns!!! They are so horrible!!

    The poor guy. You gotta let us know how it's going!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    definitely need a pic of ur evil clown makeup!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Pic is most definitely needed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    This is truly brilliant, I want daily updates!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭dannydiamond


    Fair play patri, that's brilliant!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,917 ✭✭✭✭iguana


    Patri wrote: »
    Also I think Im going to have to delete this thread now in case he see's it and finds out its me. That would ruin the joke :( Thanks for all the replies everybody :)

    Do you want me to delete the thread? I can undelete it once the big reveal has happened.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Patri wrote: »
    Haha so my sister's brother in law is getting married and so my sisters husband (his brother) hired me to stalk the poor chap for a week dressed like the clown from "Stephen Kings, It!" haha. Much fun, I would recommend it :)

    At the end of the week I will pie him in the face :)

    Any good ideas??
    Any stories yourself?? :)
    Patri wrote: »
    Well today for instance, I got up at 7, got myself clowned up and and just waved as he cycled by on the road, I know his route now :) . I then moved to where he works a couple of hours later, and stood outside his window a few yards away until he saw me but then I ran before he could come out hahaa. So then my sisters husband said he was meeting him in a local pub so I set myself up on the route with a pie (well a paper plate covered in whipped cream haha) and then when he walked by I pretended to throw it at him just for fun. But I will pie him before the end of the week :) I got his number and email address aswell so I constantly send him stuff! ha Ah god its amusing.


    My God, i salute you sir!!!!

    I hate the way we have these false idols. You know, the likes of paramedics, firemen, those soldiers fighting in wars. Charity workers etc.

    For me, it's people like you who are the real heroes!! Viva la lunatic!!! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    iguana wrote: »
    Do you want me to delete the thread? I can undelete it once the big reveal has happened.

    Ya thanks very much, I'll pm you once its over!

    And I have like 2 or 3 photos I'll put them up once its over :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭tinkerbell


    Make sure you come back so and tell us how it went since you're deleting it!!!!

    And put up photos!!!! :D:D

    This is so hilarious, that poor guy!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    Haha so its all over :D I pied him in the face but first back to where I left off :).............I casually continued to pop up where he least expected it and 3 days ago I appeared outside his office on the groung floor holding up a sign which said (we'll say his name is Tom) "Tom loves pie" har har, so he saw this and quickly walked by to avoid being brutally murdered, in his eyes :). But then tragedy struck! later that day I said i would stalk him in the gym with his brother. I informed the brother about this. So as I walked into the changing rooms but him and his brother walked by and I was like "Oh balls!" cus I wasnt clowned up! Tom quickly recognised my physique so I abandoned the gym. His bro rang me later saying Tom was suspicous :P haha so I moved on quickly to operation pie-face.

    I downloaded "the final countdown" on cd grabbed my old boombox, and went swiftly to his work yday. As he left in the evening to head home I hit the song. Boom! the final countdown was blaring down an alleyway as he walked towards the sound. Out I jumped from behind the opposite building and with indescripable speed I planted a smooth creamy pie to his face haha. I kept running and got the boombox later :D Haha I could faintly hear him go nooooooooooo! So I was like "Bwing your friends Tom bwing them all!" haha and with that it was all over.

    I also took pictures of myself in a suit and a graduation robe and sent it to him :P hahahaha just to show him another side to clowny's personality. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    Haha so these are my alternatative personalities


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 fairylauren


    haha thats classic!! i love it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,503 ✭✭✭smelltheglove


    Oh my God why has this never been done to anyone I know, this is classic....! I am so going to get someone to do this to my hubbie one day, hmmmmmm, maybe his next birthday!

    Absolutely brilliant, I love it, I love it, I love it! Your brother in law is a GENIUS:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭daycent


    Weirdest thread/idea ever, but brilliant!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭emarfrog


    That story cracked me up, thanks for sharing the photos, the big knife and the book with the neat suit, amazing, well done! Did you reveal your true identity to the guy being pranked?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭kandr10


    Funniest thing I've ever heard. Love that you went back for the boombox. Love the photos. And Patri, I think I might love you!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,503 ✭✭✭smelltheglove


    Haha, you soooo should supply this as a service, I would be your first client, I swear its brilliant, Im trying to rope someone into doing it to my hubbie right now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭phantom60


    Fantastic!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,741 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Haha, you soooo should supply this as a service, I would be your first client, I swear its brilliant, Im trying to rope someone into doing it to my hubbie right now!

    I could definitely see this being a hit!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,503 ✭✭✭smelltheglove


    Ok, what are your rates?????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Pure genius mate!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Ooooohhhh you've given me some great ideas there :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,503 ✭✭✭smelltheglove


    Oh yes, I have found a willing clown and found the best clown mask today in town. Will defo go ahead with this!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Fantastic work. The suit pic is great!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭gaoife


    that is the funniest thing i have ever heard, even better then the groom handcuffed to the dwarf dressed as a smurf for his stag!!!!!!! nice :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Lyra Fangs


    You are indeed a legend. :D. I can imagine his reaction when he finds out it was you. You've got to get that on video haha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    That is hilarious! :D

    I'm assuming he got the idea here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 730 ✭✭✭owlwink


    Guys this is funny funny sh1t. :-)
    :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,935 ✭✭✭randy hickey


    I hope you charged his brother the fee plus 21% splat!


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